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NBC UNIVERSAL AND DIRECTV TEAM UP AGAIN TO RENEW 'FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS' FOR 26 EPISODES OVER TWO ADDITIONAL SEASONS          (Read More)

 

DONALD TRUMP SWITCHES UP THE TEAMS IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF NBC'S "THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" SUNDAY, APRIL 5 (9-11 P.M. ET)         (Read More)

 

LARGER-THAN-LIFE SINGLE MAN LOOKS FOR “MORE TO LOVE” ON FOX       (Read More)

‘ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’ HOST BILLY BUSH AND ‘MY NAME IS EARL’ STAR NADINE VELAZQUEZ TO HOST THE 2009 MISS USA PAGEANT LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS ON APRIL 19TH       (Read More)

EMMY AWARD-WINNING WANDA SYKES RETURNS TO FOX …AND WEEKENDS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME       (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"       (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON'       (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"       (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR "LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY"       (Read More)

QUOTABLES FROM "LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON"       (Read More)

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Signs You Work For a Bad Company"       (Read More)

 

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NBC UNIVERSAL AND DIRECTV TEAM UP AGAIN TO RENEW 'FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS' FOR 26 EPISODES OVER TWO ADDITIONAL SEASONS

Universal City, Ca., March 31st, 2009.               NBC Universal and DIRECTV -- the nation's leading satellite television provider – have extended their innovative and multi-platform partnership from last year to produce 26 episodes that would launch the fourth and fifth seasons of the critically acclaimed drama series, "Friday Night Lights." The series would air first on DIRECTV and then subsequently on NBC with 13 episodes each during the 2009-10 and 2010-11 seasons.

DIRECTV would have exclusive rights to the 13 new episodes for each of the series' fourth and fifth seasons on DIRECTV's entertainment channel "The 101 Network."

Last year's arrangement provided for 13 new episodes to be produced. Specific broadcast dates for the new installments on both NBC and DIRECTV will be announced later.

The announcements were made by Ben Silverman, Co-Chairman, NBC Entertainment and Universal Media Studios, and Marc Graboff, Co-Chairman, NBC Entertainment and Universal Media Studios, and Eric Shanks, Executive Vice President of Entertainment for DIRECTV. The deal was brokered by NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution.

The series is executive-produced by Peter Berg (the film "Friday Night Lights"), Jason Katims ("Roswell"), Imagine Entertainment's Brian Grazer ("Frost/Nixon" "The Da Vinci Code") and David Nevins ("Arrested Development"), Sarah Aubrey ("The Kingdom") and director Jeffrey Reiner ("Caprica").

"We're proud that a deal for the renewal of 'Friday Night Lights' has been reached," said Silverman. "It is one of the best shows in the history of television and we've worked hard to keep it alive for future seasons. NBC Universal has been at the forefront of creative deals such as these, which ultimately benefit audiences, critics and advertisers alike."

"Once again, this is a triumph for all parties and a vindication of this show's quality and enduring appeal," said Graboff. "We have enjoyed our successful business partnership with DIRECTV over the last year in keeping the 'Lights' on, and this deal symbolizes our strong desire to facilitate new creative ventures that will keep NBC Universal moving forward."

"The first year of our "Friday Night Lights" partnership with NBC and UMS has been both extremely successful and uniquely gratifying for everyone involved," said Shanks. "We're very happy that we'll be able to continue giving our customers something rare and special that they can't get with cable. Everyone at DIRECTV is more than ready to take the journey back to Dillon, Texas."

Expanding on the hit feature film and best-selling book "Friday Night Lights," the award-winning "Friday Night Lights" centers on life in Dillon, Texas, where high school football brings the community together -- and the drama of small town life threatens to tear it apart.

Coach Eric Taylor (Emmy nominee Kyle Chandler, ""The Day the Earth Stood Still"), his wife Tami (Connie Britton, "24") have faced countless challenges over the course of the last three school years; juggling responsibilities between family, work and pressures from the community, and raising their teenaged daughter, Julie (Aimee Teegarden, "90210"). The past school year brought a wave of change to Dillon, including the arrival of the affluent McCoy family, including Joe (D.W. Moffat, "Grey's Anatomy") and Katie (Janine Turner, "Strong Medicine") and their freshman son, rising star quarterback J.D. McCoy (Jeremy Sumpter, "CSI:" Miami"). The McCoy's befriended all the right people in town -- except for Coach Eric Taylor, who felt challenged and threatened by the power they wielded. Coach Taylor and Tami try to quickly recover from Joe McCoy's premeditated political play, which forced Coach Taylor out as the Panther's head coach. The Taylor's now find themselves adjusting to these changes and open to the new possibilities that lay ahead at rival East Dillon High.

Additionally, the graduating senior class took a step closer to adulthood as they rode out their last year of high school. Tyra Colette (Adrianne Palicki, "Supernatural") sorted out her feelings for Landy (Jesse Plemons, "Shrink") and did her best to stay on track with her academics and college applications; Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine") and Lyla Garrity (Minka Kelly, "The Kingdom") spent their last year examining their friendship and future as a couple. That which should have been the best year for senior quarterback Matt Saracen (Zach Gilford, "The Last Winter") proved to be a difficult one, as he dealt with his ailing grandmother's needs, rebuilding a relationship with his mother and increasing competition to get playtime on the field. Meanwhile, Jason Street (Scott Porter, "Speed Racer") and Brian "Smash" Williams (Gaius, Charles, "The Messenger") make bold decisions to pursue new opportunities and lives outside of Dillon.

Hailed as one of the Top-10 shows by numerous publications such as Time magazine, Entertainment Weekly and the New York Times, "Friday Night Lights" also has been honored two years in a row (2006/2007) as an American Film Institute (AFI) Television Program of the Year, received the prestigious George Foster Peabody Award in 2006 and won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series in 2007.

 

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DONALD TRUMP SWITCHES UP THE TEAMS IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF NBC'S "THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" SUNDAY, APRIL 5 (9-11 P.M. ET)

New York, N.Y., March 30th, 2009.               After a powerful boardroom last night where the men's team set the competition aside to confront Dennis Rodman about his harmful addiction, which resulted in him being fired, the remaining celebrities are split up for the first time. In the episode airing this Sunday, April 5 (9-11 p.m. ET), Trump switches the teams and it's no longer men vs. women leaving mother daughter duo Joan and Melissa Rivers on opposing sides. With their new teams in place, the celebrities' next challenge is to write, produce and edit a viral video for ALL Small and Mighty Laundry Detergent with the videos being judged by the ALL executives along with a very special celebrity guest judge Perez Hilton.

Both teams push the boundaries, despite the ALL executives' warnings. Egos clash as a renegade project manager Clint Black shuns his team and goes it alone. Harmony prevails on the other team, but a last-second decision puts their video in jeopardy as they blur the lines of good taste. A heated boardroom concludes with a shocking result, and Trump's decision surprises everyone.

Clint Black, Annie Duke, Natalie Gulbis, Jesse James, Khloe Kardashian,Brian McKnight, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Brande Roderick, Herschel Walker and Tionne Watkins are the remaining 11 celebrities vying to be The Celebrity Apprentice.

 

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LARGER-THAN-LIFE SINGLE MAN LOOKS FOR “MORE TO LOVE” ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., March 30th, 2009.               FOX is setting out to prove that love comes in all shapes and sizes with the new inspirational dating competition series MORE TO LOVE. Executive-produced by Mike Fleiss (“The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette”), the unscripted series follows a single average guy with a big waist and an even bigger heart as he romances several confident and secure plus-size women. Each week, the husky hunk will wine and dine a group of curvy women to determine if they have more love to give or if they are truly more than he can handle. When the size of competition narrows, he will have to decide if one full-figured lady will become his true love.

“This is the first dating competition show in television history that reflects what most real single men and women look like, which makes it instantly relatable to the vast majority of people in the dating pool,” said Mike Darnell, President of Alternative Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company. 

“This is a dating show that sends the right message about embracing and loving yourself no matter your shape or size,” said executive producer Mike Fleiss. “When you are comfortable with your own body, you can really allow yourself to be open to the possibility of finding the right person to love.”

The series is currently casting for eligible plus-sized men and women ready to jump into the experience of a lifetime.

Set to premiere later this year, MORE TO LOVE is produced by Next Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television. Mike Fleiss and Sally Ann Salsano are executive producers.

 

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‘ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’ HOST BILLY BUSH AND ‘MY NAME IS EARL’ STAR NADINE VELAZQUEZ TO HOST THE 2009 MISS USA PAGEANT LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS ON APRIL 19TH

New York, N.Y.,  March 26th, 2009.               Paula M. Shugart, President of the Miss Universe Organization announced today that the host of NBC’s long running entertainment show, "Access Hollywood," Billy Bush and star of NBC’s hit comedy series "My Name is Earl," Nadine Velazquez will host the 2009 Miss USA® Pageant broadcast live on NBC (7-9 p.m. ET) from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada on Sunday, April 19th.
Billy Bush has been the co-anchor of the daily entertainment newsmagazine sensation “Access Hollywood” since 2004 and has worked as a correspondent on the program beginning in 2001. Bush is widely known for his penchant for celebrity high-jinx and unique brand of reporting. Bush is no stranger to the Miss Universe Organization as he has hosted both the Miss Universe and Miss USA pageants in 2003, 2004 and 2005. In addition, he has hosted several high-profile red carpet events including the Grammy’s, Academy Awards and the Golden Globes.

The talented Nadine Velazquez stars as ‘Catalina,’ on NBC’s hit series “My Name is Earl”. “Daily Variety” recently pegged Velazquez as one of the ‘Ten Actors to Watch’ and USA Today named her ‘One of the Five Rising Stars to Watch Closely’. In 2006 and 2007, Velazquez received nominations for ‘Supporting TV Actress’ at the ALMA Awards for her work on ‘My Name is Earl’. She will next be seen in an upcoming romantic comedy, “All’s Faire in Love”, alongside Christina Ricci. Velazquez was also a judge at the 2008 Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam.

Kevin Rudolf will perform his enigmatic anthem “Let It Rock” during the swimsuit competition of the telecast and rising electro-pop stars, The Veronicas, will perform their hit single “Untouched” during the evening gown competition.

Kevin Rudolf burst onto the scene this year with the song that has become a phenomenon, “Let It Rock”, and he hopes to bring the same level of energy and excitement to Las Vegas. “Let It Rock” locked down the #1 spot on the iTunes charts, logging over 2.5 million downloads, and has remained an upper-tier staple on multiple Billboard formats.

The Veronicas, 24-year-old twin sisters from Australia, have skyrocketed on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, Soundscan’s Top 20 Digital Chart and the Top 40 Radio chart with their hit single "Untouched." The Veronicas anticipate rocking the Miss USA telecast with their expert songcraft, killer harmonies and sassy confidence.

51 contestants from all across the United States will join in Las Vegas to determine who will wear the exalted Miss USA crown in 2009. Crystle Stewart, Miss USA 2008, will crown her successor at the conclusion of the telecast. During her reign, Stewart has traveled across the country as an advocate for Breast and Ovarian Cancer education and awareness, and the winner of this years competition will go on to do the same.

 

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EMMY AWARD-WINNING WANDA SYKES RETURNS TO FOX …AND WEEKENDS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

 

Los Angeles, Ca.,  April 1st, 2009.               Emmy Award-winning actress, comedian and author Wanda Sykes returns to FOX to host an innovative and irreverent new Saturday late-night series scheduled to premiere in fall 2009. The high-energy one-hour show will feature biting commentary on topical issues and heated panel discussions with recurring personalities. The series’ unique format will highlight Sykes’ outspoken comedic perspective on current events and will also allow her to leave the studio to shoot segments in the field.

 

“Wanda is a great alternative voice to the current late-night landscape,” said Kevin Reilly, President, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company. “She has the perfect personality for FOX, and we look forward to reinvigorating Saturday night TV with her.”

 

“I’m married, so this was a great excuse to get out of the house on a Saturday night,” said Sykes. When asked about returning to FOX, she added, “Yes, my relationship with FOX hasn’t been the best, but if Rihanna can go back to Chris Brown, I can go back to FOX. Oprah tried to talk me out of it, but I think FOX has changed.”

 

Ranked as one of Entertainment Weekly’s “25 Funniest People in America” and recently chosen to host the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in May, Sykes currently co-stars in the comedy series “The New Adventures of Old Christine.” 


Sykes earned a Primetime Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special for her cable special “Wanda Sykes: Sick & Tired.” She is familiar to FOX audiences for her starring role in the comedy series “Wanda At Large,” on which she also served as writer and producer. Sykes’ additional television credits include “Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied,” “Wanda Does It,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” as well as Emmy Award-winning turns on “The Chris Rock Show” and “Inside The NFL.”


Her feature film credits include “Evan Almighty,” “Monster-In-Law,” “Over The Hedge,” “The Barnyard” and “My Super Ex-Girlfriend.” Sykes also wrote the book “Yeah, I Said It,” a hilarious collection of essays touching on life, family and current events.

 

 

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"

Thursday, April 2                      Actor Michael J. Fox 

Friday, April 3                          Actor Denis Leary; musical guest Diana Krall

 

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LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON'
 

Thursday, April 2 – Show 0024 – Guests include Seth Rogen, Leighton Meester, and musical guest Dr. Dog

Friday, April 3 – Show 0025 – Guests include Lauren Graham, Judah Friedlander (NBC's "30 Rock"), and musical guest Cold War Kids

 

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"

Thursday, April 2                      Actress Brittany Murphy; actor Christopher Gorham from the CBS drama series "Harper's Island"

Friday, April 3                          Actress Zooey Deschanel; comedian Lance Krall 

Monday, April 6                   Actress Amy Adams; music by M. Ward: Nick Griffin

Tuesday, April 7                       Judge/musician Paula Abdul; NASCAR driver Carl Edwards

Wednesday, April 8                  Actor/Musician Sean "Diddy" Combs; actress Olivia Williams 

Thursday, April 9                 Actor Robin Williams; magician Jason Randal

Friday, April 10                        Actress Brittany Murphy; actor Christopher Gorham from the CBS drama series "Harper's Island"  

Monday, April 13                 Musician Dwight Yoakam; actress Mary McCormack

Tuesday, April 14                 Actor Adam Goldberg; actress Anna Gunn; music by Brett Dennen  

Wednesday, April 15           Actor Michael Caine; comedian Matt Baetz  

Thursday, April 16               Former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright; actress Amy Smart

 

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LISTINGS FOR "LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY"


Thursday, April 2 –997 Yvonne Strahovski with musical guest Nico Stai

Friday, April 3 –998 Sprague Grayden with musical guest The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Monday, April 6 –980 Little Boots

Tuesday, April 7 –981 Robert Francis

Wednesday, April 8 –982 N.A.S.A.

Thursday, April 9 –983 Robin Thicke

Friday, April 10 –984 Patton Oswalt with musical guest M83

Monday, April 13 –986 Steve-O with musical guest Nico Vega

 

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QUOTABLES FROM "LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON"

March 23 - March 27


"The movie "Knowing," with Nicolas Cage, won the weekend box office with $24.8 million - or as it's called at AIG, a junior executive bonus."

"Michelle Obama is planting a "vegetable garden" on the White House lawn. You know the economy is bad when even the Obama's are afraid of running out of food."

"The Catholic Church is planning to boycott the up-coming Da Vinci Code sequel - "Angels & Demons." And Vatican movie theatres will play a rebuttal film instead that they say more accurately depicts Jesus. It's called, "He's Just Not That Into Jews.""

"Police have arrested a 114-year-old man after discovering more than 100 bags of marijuana behind his house. The good news is he's only looking at a few months in jail. The bad news is that's a life sentence."

"A two-year-old boy in Britain became the youngest person ever to receive a restraining order for verbally abusing his neighbors. The little boy defended himself by saying, "Look I know what I said was wrong but to be fair my neighbors are total "doodyheads.""

"Senior citizens between seventy and seventy-five represent the fastest growing age group on the Internet. Most are joining on new social networking sites, like WrinkledFacebook."

"And finally, a professional tennis player may be barred from women's tennis because she has male and female organs. Fortunately, she's a great candidate for "mixed doubles.""

"Earlier tonight President Obama held his second prime-time press conference. He spent the first half defending the economy, and the second half defending his decision to interrupt American Idol. He answered questions about how the economy is progressing. In a nutshell, it's not."

"Voters in Iowa are already receiving phone calls about whether or not they approve of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. They're instructed to press one for "Yes" and two for "You Betcha!""

"Mexico's government just offered a two million dollar bounty on its top drug lords. Which is different from what we do here in America – we give our biggest criminals bonuses."

"A new study ranked the Franz Kafka International Airport in Prague as the world's worst due to its long delays and lost luggage. It must be bad, because the second worst airport in the world is the Hudson River."

"Matt Lauer injured his shoulder after he swerved his bike to avoid a deer. The good news, he landed on a soft surface: Al Roker."

"Not a good day for bikers overall. Lance Armstrong injured his collarbone yesterday during a race in Spain. The technical diagnosis? Not "living strong" enough."

"The Council of Compulsive Gambling is warning that filling out a bracket for March Madness can create gambling problems. But there's a small chance that it WON'T create a problem…and that's where you get the rush."

"The New York City Parks Department has launched a contest to create a mascot who best represents the city's parks. The winning entry will replace the city's old mascot: Ernie – the Schizophrenic, crack pigeon."

"At his press conference last night, Barack Obama said we're seeing definite signs of progress and that a better day will come. Then he stopped, and said, "Sorry - - we're talking about the Knicks, right?"

"Many people are complaining though that Obama is becoming too scripted. Late last night he was having an intimate moment with Michelle and she said, "Wait, are you reading the teleprompter?""

"Here in New York, the old Yankee Stadium is being sold off and it's very sentimental. Everything's for sale: the seats, the dugouts, the syringes."

"Nickelodeon is asking all children to unplug electronic devices for one minute on Earth Day to teach them the importance of respecting the environment. It's a great idea unless the kids are visiting their grandmother in a nursing home."

"In Saudi Arabia - radical clerics want to ban all women from appearing on television. This is really bad news for fans of the hit comedy, "How I Met Your Mullah.""

"Michael Vick left federal prison today to attend a hearing in Virginia. Vick said that prison has completely changed him. It's true. Now he's more of a cat person."

"Former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is writing a book about his role in the Bush Administration during the economic crisis. It's weird - the book starts on chapter eleven."

"G-mail will now allow users to un-send their emails. But you have to do it within five seconds of hitting the initial send. This will be really useful for anyone who sends out those drunken late-night e-mails - and then can sober up in five seconds."

"A poll released on Tuesday found that 25% of people would rather win "America's Next Top Model" than a Nobel Peace Prize. Even more surprising, among that 25% - Nelson Mandela."

"Out in Arizona – a man was arrested for pretending to be a "justice of the peace" and presiding over numerous weddings. Guests knew something was up when he concluded each ceremony with - "And now - I may kiss the bride.""

"A man was arrested when he tried to sneak onto the set of "Dancing With the Stars." He tried to kidnap Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson. Security said they knew something was wrong when they spotted a strange, creepy looking guy on set who wasn't Steve-O."

"Merengue star Elvis Crespo is accused of masturbating in front of other passengers on a flight to Miami. As if that weren't enough, flight attendants said he acted like a real jerk."

"Looking back on his presidential run this week John McCain said he got a lot of votes because of Sarah Palin. Weirdly enough, that's the same thing President Obama said."

"President Obama said yesterday that he believes Osama Bin Laden is plotting new attacks against the United States. Obama came up with this theory when he picked up ANY newspaper from the last eight years."

"A new study from the Center for Disease Control shows that tripping over your own pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. But it gets worse: only 30% of them make it to YouTube."

"A 105-year-old woman will throw out the first pitch at a Florida Marlins spring training game next week. (muffled cough) Steroids!"

"Many residents of North Dakota are being urged to evacuate before the floods. I just hope they can adjust to the culture shock of living in South Dakota."

"New research shows that people who drink piping hot tea run a higher risk of throat cancer. And if that wasn't bad enough, they also run a higher risk of feeling dangerously cozy and relaxed."

"New research shows that people who drink piping hot tea run a higher risk of throat cancer. And if that wasn't bad enough, they also run a higher risk of feeling dangerously cozy and relaxed."

"The Sham Wow guy was arrested for assaulting a prostitute. He almost got away with it too, he left the place spotless."

"And finally, in her upcoming autobiography, Cloris Leachman reveals that she once slept with Gene Hackman. Her book is called "Images You'll Never Get Out of Your Head"."

 

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Signs You Work For a Bad Company"

 

As presented on the Wednesday, March 25 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10.       Workday begins with a pledge of loyalty to Kim Jong-Il.

9.         If you haven't used your sick days, they infect you with tuberculosis.

8.         They claim an excellent rating from the "Better Bidness Bureau."

7.         Only office perk is the free oxygen.

6.         Instead of raises, everyone is given raisins.

5.         CEO recently advised employees to fake their deaths and move to Costa Rica.

4.         Blow $40 billion in government bailout funds on a state-of-the-art taco bar.

3.         You spend a lot of time opening for Deep Purple (sorry, that's a sign you work for the band Bad Company).

2.         Corporate logo is a handcuffed executive being put in a police cruiser.

1.         Company gave George W. Bush $7 million for his memoirs.

 

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