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NBC’S MAY SWEEPS FEATURES SEASON FINALES AND GUEST STARS GALORE (Read More)

MAY IS MASSIVE ON FOX (Read More)

MAY ON CBS = SEASON FINALES, CLIFFHANGERS, WEDDINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS HANGING IN THE BALANCE       (Read More)

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NBC.COM SERVES OVER ONE BILLION FULL-EPISODE STREAMS       (Read More)

NBC.COM'S NEW 'HEROES' WEBSERIES 'NOWHERE MAN'DEBUTS       (Read More)

CBS PICKS UP "THE AMAZING RACE" FOR ITS 15TH SPRINT AROUND THE WORLD       (Read More)

ABC ANNOUNCES THE RETURN OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE," HOSTED BY REGIS PHILBIN, FOR A SPECIAL TWO-WEEK 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION       (Read More)

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NBC’S MAY SWEEPS FEATURES SEASON FINALES AND GUEST STARS GALORE

Universal City, Ca., April 21st, 2009.                NBC has a super sweeps lineup in April and May with live season finale episodes of its hit reality series “The Biggest Loser: Couples” and “The Celebrity Apprentice” as well as a special season finale episode of “30 Rock” featuring Alan Alda along with marquee musical artists -- plus a celebration of the 100th episode of the Emmy Award-winning “The Office,” the all-new “Saturday Night Live” special “Saturday Night Live Just Shorts” and a fistful of series guest stars.

The April-May guest stars include: Alan Alda, Sheryl Crow, Mary J. Blige, Elvis Costello, Clay Aiken, Adam Levine, Salma Hayek, Elaine Stritch, Sherri Shepherd and Steve Buscemi (“30 Rock”); Hilary Duff, Swoosie Kurtz and Gail O’Grady (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”); Edward Herrmann (“Law & Order”); Geraldo Rivera, Norm MacDonald and NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip (“My Name Is Earl”); Michael Dorn and Zeljko Ivanek (“Heroes”); Tom Sizemore and C. Thomas Howell (“Southland”); Macaulay Culkin and Leslie Bibb (“Kings”); Amy Ryan and Idris Elba (“The Office”); Morgan Fairchild, Bruce Boxleitner, Scott Bakula and Chevy Chase (“Chuck”); and Tracy Pollan, Anjelica Huston, David Morse, Jeffrey Tambor, Balthazar Getty and Rumer Willis (“Medium”).

“The Office” will celebrate its 100th installment on Thursday, May 14 (9-9:30 p.m. ET) in its season finale involving an eventful company picnic guest starring Amy Ryan and Idris Elba.

The live three-hour finale of “The Biggest Loser: Couples” airs on Tuesday, May 12 (8-11 p.m. ET) and “The Celebrity Apprentice” wraps up its season with a special live three-hour episode on Sunday, May 10 (8-11 p.m. ET).

The “Saturday Night Live Just Shorts” special hosted by Andy Samberg will air on Sunday, May 17 (9-11 p.m. ET).

“30 Rock” concludes its third season on Thursday, May 14 (9:30-10 p.m. ET) with a special episode featuring Alan Alda and surprise musical guests.

The climactic finale episode of “Heroes” airs Monday, April 27 (9-10 p.m. ET); the “Chuck” finale airs on Monday, April 27 (8-9 p.m. ET) and “Howie Do It” concludes with its season finale on Friday, May 1 (8-8:30 p.m. ET).

In addition, NBC’s popular new comedy “Parks and Recreation” (Thursdays, 8:30-9 p.m. ET) will continue with original episodes through April and May with its finale on May 14; the new hit drama “Southland” concludes its season on Thursday, May 21 (10-11 p.m. ET).

“Deal or No Deal also will return to the lineup in sweeps with some original event episodes beginning May 4 (8-9 p.m. ET).

NBC April-May Guest Star Dates:
Idris Elba – The Office (4/23, 5/14)
Salma Hayek – 30 Rock (4/23)
Tom Sizemore – Southland (4/23)
C. Thomas Howell – Southland (4/23)
Steve Buscemi – 30 Rock (4/23)
Morgan Fairchild – Chuck (4/27)
Bruce Boxleitner – Chuck (4/27)
Scott Bakula – Chuck (4/27)
Chevy Chase – Chuck (4/27)
Michael Dorn – Heroes (4/27)
Zeljko Ivanek – Heroes (4/27)
Hilary Duff – Law & Order: SVU (4/28)
Gail O’Grady – Law & Order: SVU (4/28)
Elaine Stritch – 30 Rock (4/30)
Faizon Love – My Name Is Earl (4/30)
Geraldo Rivera – My Name Is Earl (4/30)
NASCAR’s Michael Waltrip – My Name Is Earl (4/30)
Macaulay Culkin – Kings (5/2)
Tracy Pollan – Medium (5/4, 5/11)
David Morse – Medium (5/4, 5/11)
Swoosie Kurtz – Law & Order: SVU (5/5)
Alan Alda – 30 Rock (5/7, 5/14)
Leslie Bibb – Kings (5/9)
Jeffrey Tambor – Medium (5/11)
Norm MacDonald – My Name Is Earl (5/14)
Amy Ryan – The Office (5/14)
Sherri Shepherd – 30 Rock (5/14)
Sheryl Crow – 30 Rock (5/14)
Mary J. Blige – 30 Rock (5/14)
Elvis Costello – 30 Rock (5/14)
Clay Aiken – 30 Rock (5/14)
Adam Levine – 30 Rock (5/14)
Balthazar Getty – Medium (5/18)
Anjelica Huston – Medium (5/18)
Rumer Willis – Medium (5/18)

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MAY IS MASSIVE ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., April 8th, 2009.               This May FOX delivers major television events, all-new episodes and big guest stars, including the milestone 250^th episode of KING OF THE HILL April 26; primetime broadcasts of NASCAR ON FOX races May 2 and May 9; the intense ending to Michael and Lincoln’s long journey in the two-hour series finale of PRISON BREAK May 15; MADtv’s final late-night shenanigans after 14 hilarious seasons May 16; the thrilling climax of Jack Bauer’s seventh day-from-hell May 18; a special preview of the new one-hour musical comedy GLEE May 19; and the three-hour, two-night season finale of AMERICAN IDOL, featuring the final performance show May 19 and the final live results show that’s sure to captivate America May 20.

Here are the highlights, night by night, for this May on FOX:

MONDAY

Mondays this May, hearts will be racing as lives hang in the balance in three all-new episodes of HOUSE and five relentless all-new hours of 24, including the adrenaline-charged two-hour season finale.

Monday, April 27

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “House Divided”

A deaf 14-year-old named Seth (guest star Ryan Lane) collapses after “hearing” explosions while competing in a wrestling match and is brought to Princeton Plainsboro. When Seth loses vision in one eye and his condition worsens, the team faces an ethical dilemma involving his mother’s (guest star Clare Carey) adamant decision to forego cochlear implants. Meanwhile, House’s (Hugh Laurie) lack of sleep starts to play tricks on his mind, but he finds insomnia may be a gift instead of a burden.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “3:00 AM-4:00 AM”

The nation remains vulnerable as Starkwood mastermind Jonas Hodges (guest star Jon Voight) remains at the epicenter of the mounting terrorist threat. Meanwhile, the FBI and the administration scramble to provide security and justice, and Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) questions a key suspect.

Monday, May 4

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Under My Skin”

House and the team take on the case of a ballerina (guest star Jamie Tisdale) whose lungs collapse in the middle of a performance. When the treatment causes her skin to fall off, the dancer faces not only the prospect of never dancing again but also of dying an agonizing death. The team must use their imaginations to carefully choreograph ways to test and treat her delicate body without killing her. Meanwhile, House continues to suffer from what he thinks is insomnia, and he is willing to go to desperate measures to cure it.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “4:00 AM-5:00 AM”

While lives remain on the line, some are lost, and an emotional Chloe (Mary Lynn Rajskub) copes with the declining conditions. With only three hours left, the devastating day worsens when the politicking inside the White House corners the divided administration.

Monday, May 11

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Both Sides Now” – Season Finale

House and the team are intrigued by Scott (guest star Ashton Holmes), a man whose left brain and right brain operate independently, leaving him with two distinct personalities and no control over some of his actions. As the two sides of Scott’s brain struggle for dominance, his warring personalities make it increasingly difficult for the team to figure out what is causing the unique problem. The team is forced to use some unusual methods to get him to cooperate with their necessary testing. Meanwhile, when House refuses to make an appearance in the clinic, Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) takes an unconventional approach to force House to make up the time with a particular patient (guest star Carl Reiner).

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “5:00 AM-6:00 AM”

With the countdown on and innocent lives still targeted, Jack handles the situation and his imperiled daughter, Kim (guest star Elisha Cuthbert), gets involved. Meanwhile, the imminent threat stokes the heated rivalry between Chloe O’Brian and Janis Gold (Janeane Garofalo).

Monday, May 18

24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “6:00 AM-7:00 AM” / “7:00 AM-8:00 AM” – Season Finale

After 22 hellacious hours underscored by the loss of innocent lives, the evil betrayal of colleagues, the First Gentleman’s kidnapping and shooting, a vicious siege on the White House, heroic sacrifices, a conspiracy, exposure to a lethal pathogen and an unthinkable bio-weapon attack, Jack reaches an emotional tipping point as the remarkable day ticks toward its climactic conclusion.

TUESDAY

America continues to vote for its next AMERICAN IDOL during FOX May, and Tuesday nights boast four not-to-be-missed episodes, including Part 1 of the hotly anticipated two-night season finale; three all-new creepy installments of FRINGE; and a special preview of the new musical comedy series GLEE.

Tuesday, April 28

AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-9:01 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “5 Finalists Compete”

The Top 5 finalists perform LIVE for the nation, singing their hearts out in hopes of winning America’s vote and surviving another week in the competition.

FRINGE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Midnight”

Fringe Division is on the case when severely mutilated bodies drained of spinal cord fluid begin to pile up. After their investigation leads them to a scientist (guest star Jefferson Mays) with possible ties to the Z.F.T. bioterrorist cell, they are shocked to discover the identity and motive of the killer. When the kills occur with increasing frequency, Olivia (Anna Torv), Peter (Joshua Jackson) and Walter (John Noble) go to desperate lengths to stop them.

Tuesday, May 5

AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-9:01 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “4 Finalists Compete”

The Top 4 finalists perform LIVE as they vie for the title.

FRINGE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “The Road Not Taken”

First her bad dreams became reality, and now Olivia is “dreaming” while awake, seeing elaborate bleak visions of things not really there. While investigating the disturbing case of a woman who apparently spontaneously combusted, Olivia throws caution to the wind and mines her unexplained visions for clues. Meanwhile, Walter comes clean about his prior knowledge of the Z.F.T. manifesto, and Peter’s secret project is revealed and yields surprising help in unraveling the mystery.

Tuesday, May 12

AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-9:01 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “3 Finalists Compete”

In the series’ 300^th episode, the Top 3 finalists take to the stage on another all-new LIVE performance show.

FRINGE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “There’s More Than One of Everything” – Season Finale

The sudden and unexpected attack on someone with close ties to Fringe Division, the return of bioterrorist David Robert Jones (guest star Jared Harris) and the inexplicable disappearance of Walter set the stage for a non-stop, nail-biting season finale of FRINGE. Questions will be answered, observations made, loyalties tested and truths and identities revealed.

Tuesday, May 19

AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “2 Finalists Compete” – Season Finale, Part 1

On the first night of the two-night season finale, the remaining two finalists battle it out for the AMERICAN IDOL crown at NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE in front of a live audience and millions of viewers watching at home. After the finalists perform, viewers will vote to decide who will be the next AMERICAN IDOL.

GLEE (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Pilot” – Series Preview

In a special preview of new one-hour musical comedy GLEE, optimistic high school teacher Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison) tries to refuel his own passion while reinventing the McKinley High School’s glee club and challenging a group of outcasts to realize their star potential. With McKinley’s cruel high school caste system and harsh criticism from everyone around him, Will’s determined to prove them all wrong and lead the glee club to the greatest competition of them all: Nationals.



WEDNESDAY

On Wednesday nights this May, FOX presents three all-new installments of the new hit series LIE TO ME, as well as four live AMERICAN IDOL results shows, including the two-hour season finale that promises to be the biggest night of television this season.

Wednesday, April 29

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Undercover”

The Lightman Group gets embroiled in the controversial case of a policeman (guest star Martin Papazian) who shot a potentially innocent teenager. Meanwhile, investors who were bilked by a Ponzi scheme bring a lawsuit against The Lightman Group for botching the recovery of their money.

AMERICAN IDOL (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “1 of 5 Voted Off”

This May, the AMERICAN IDOL live results shows count down to the final two contestants. Each week, the finalist who receives the fewest votes will be eliminated from the race for the title. Tonight, the competition goes from the Top 5 to the Top 4.

Wednesday, May 6

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Blinded”

Ben Reynolds (guest star Mekhi Phifer), an FBI agent who’s been pursuing a serial rapist terrorizing the Washington, DC area, partners with The Lightman Group for its toughest case yet. Lightman (Tim Roth) infiltrates a prison to befriend Andrew Jenkins (guest star Daniel Sunjata), a convicted criminal and a pathological liar who the serial rapist may be copy-catting. Meanwhile, Torres (Monica Raymund) and Loker (Brendan Hines) search Jenkins’ fan mail, and Foster (Kelli Williams) questions one of the rapist’s recent victims.

AMERICAN IDOL (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “1 of 4 Voted Off”

In another all-new LIVE results show, the finalist who receives the fewest votes will be eliminated from the race for the title, narrowing the competition from four to three contestants.

Wednesday, May 13

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – Season Finale

After a terrorist bombing outside of Washington, DC, FBI Agent Ben Reynolds calls on The Lightman Group to help identify those responsible and prevent more attacks. The case takes a personal turn for one member of the team and begs the question of whether honesty is indeed the best policy.

AMERICAN IDOL (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “1 of 3 Voted Off”

The Top 2 finalists are revealed in another all-new LIVE results show.

Wednesday, May 20

AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) – “Winner” – Season Finale, Part 2

On the second part of the two-night AMERICAN IDOL season finale, the Top 13 reunite on stage one last time. At the end of a two-hour music celebration, host Ryan Seacrest will reveal the next AMERICAN IDOL.

THURSDAY

This May, FOX Thursdays are hotter than ever with four all-new installments of BONES, including the not-to-be-missed season finale where Bones and Booth finally take their relationship to the next level, as well as a special guest appearance by FAMILY GUY’s Stewie Griffin; four all-new episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN; and Gordon Ramsay’s pick to receive a “head chef” position at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, NJ.

Thursday, April 23

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “The Girl in the Mask”

When the sister of Booth’s (David Boreanaz) Tokyo-based detective friend Ken Nakamura (guest star Brian Tee), goes missing in DC, Booth and Brennan (Emily Deschanel) are on the case. But after they find her decapitated head in a canal, Ken joins Booth and Brennan to trace his sister’s secret life away from home.

HELL’S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “4 Chefs Compete”

Chef Ramsay prepares three delicious dishes for the remaining chefs to enjoy. When they are done tasting, he announces the “taste it, now make it” challenge, in which the chefs must recreate the dishes they just ate.

Thursday, April 30

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “The Beaver in the Otter”

When the body of a fraternity brother nicknamed “Beaver” is found inside the mascot uniform of a rival school, Brennan and Booth discover that “Beaver” was making a killing of his own through a money-making operation on the side. Meanwhile, Booth offers to help his brother Jared (guest star Brendan Fehr) find a new job after his dishonorable discharge from the Navy.

HELL’S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “3 Chefs Compete”

The final three chefs are tasked with preparing a meal for 100 people, and the diners include chefs from and owners of Los Angeles’ finest restaurants. The winning chef is whisked off for a day of pampering and a feature segment on FOX’s Los Angeles morning show, “Good Day LA.”

Thursday, May 7

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “The Critic in the Cabernet”

Brennan decides she wants to have a baby and surprises Booth with a request to father her child. The unexpected request dredges up a host of unspoken feelings and unresolved issues between the two, and Booth becomes consumed by the prospect of having another child. The stress of the situation, coupled with Booth’s undiagnosed health issue, paves the way for a surprise visit from Stewie Griffin (guest voice Seth MacFarlane), FAMILY GUY’s diabolically clever baby who offers advice in his inimitable style.

HELL’S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “2 Chefs Compete”

The final two chefs are given a chance to design their own restaurants, and a quick trip to the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, NJ, reminds both finalists what is at stake.

Thursday, May 14

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “The End in the Beginning” – Season Finale

In the season finale episode, a body is found murdered at “The Lab,” a popular nightclub, and everyone is a suspect. In an unusual twist of storytelling, Brennan, Booth and the Jeffersonian team take on various roles outside their normal duties, including serving as the nightclub staff as well as local law enforcement. Mötley Crüe, Ryan O’Neal, Brendan Fehr and Eric Millegan guest-star.

HELL’S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “2 Chefs to Winner” – Season Finale

At the end of this intense season finale episode, Gordon Ramsay will give one aspiring chef the prize of a lifetime: a “head chef” position at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, NJ.

FRIDAY

FOX Friday goes into overdrive with back-to-back thrill rides PRISON BREAK and DOLLHOUSE, including the incredible two-hour series finale of PRISON BREAK.

Friday, April 24

PRISON BREAK (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) – “Vs.” – Time Period Premiere

Michael (Wentworth Miller) and Lincoln (Dominic Purcell) square off; Christina (guest star Kathleen Quinlan) sets her plan in motion; and Sara (Sarah Wayne Callies) makes a surprising discovery.

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Haunted”

When Adelle’s (Olivia Williams) wealthy friend mysteriously dies, Echo (Eliza Dushku) is implanted with the friend’s memories and personality in order to solve the murder. Ballard (Tahmoh Penikett) looks into Mellie’s (Miracle Laurie) past, and Topher (Fran Kranz) secretly programs Sierra (Dichen Lachman).

Friday, May 1

PRISON BREAK (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) – “S.O.B.”

Michael has an uneasy reunion with Christina, who drops a bombshell regarding Lincoln. While Lincoln runs into Christina’s deadly trap, T-Bag (Robert Knepper) sets out to prove he can become a Company man.

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Briar Rose”

Ballard’s investigation leads him to the agoraphobic designer of the Dollhouse (guest star Alan Tudyk); Echo helps a young girl deal with her traumatic past; Adelle goes to the Attic in search of answers; and Alpha reveals himself to set his end game in motion.

Friday, May 8

PRISON BREAK (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) – “Cowboys & Indians”

Pandemonium erupts at the hotel following an assassination at the global energy conference, and Michael must choose between saving either Sara or Lincoln.

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Omega” – Season Finale

Alpha’s reign of terror continues as his obsession with Echo endangers Caroline’s survival; Ballard must make a life-changing decision; and one Doll is permanently deactivated while another’s shocking past is revealed.

Friday, May 15

PRISON BREAK (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Rate of Exchange” / “Killing Your Number” – Series Finale

Familiar faces return to help Michael end his quest to bring down The Company once and for all.

SATURDAY

This May, FOX Saturday is chock-full of action-packed pairs: two nights of back-to-back, all-new episodes of COPS; two all-new special-edition episodes of AMERICA’S MOST WANTED; two all-new airings of MADtv, including the sketch comedy’s momentous series finale; two all-new sit-downs on TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN; and two special primetime broadcasts of NASCAR ON FOX.

Saturday, April 25

COPS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “COPS: Police Pullovers #5”

A Las Vegas Metropolitan police officer pulls over a vehicle for a routine traffic infraction and finds a suspect with marijuana in his possession; officers in Cleveland chase a noncompliant suspect who disguises himself; and a detective in King County, WA, pulls over a vehicle in an area known for drug sales.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “COPS: From Bad to Worse”

Situations involving high-speed pursuits, Tasers and drug stashes go from bad to worse for suspects in Sacramento, Seattle and Cleveland.

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “AMW: Murder Mystery in the Desert Special Edition”

AMW’s John Walsh tackles a serial murder mystery in the New Mexico desert, where the bodies of 11 women and one unborn child have been found buried in a massive, 100-acre crime scene. In addition, AMW and the U.S. Marshals team up in a new effort to capture the nation’s most wanted gang members.

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)

MADtv takes a look back at its classical late-night antics with the return of fan-favorite character “Coach Hines” (Keegan-Michael Key) and Bobby Lee’s five-year infatuation with castmate Crista Flanagan.

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT)

Actor and stand-up comic Tony Rock joins Feresten for a night of laughs.

Saturday, May 2

NASCAR ON FOX: RICHMOND 500 (7:00 PM to conclusion ET live/4:00 PM to conclusion PT live)

FOX Sports presents NASCAR Sprint Cup racing’s RICHMOND 500. Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call the action live from Richmond International Raceway.

MADtv (Approx. Midnight-1:00 AM ET/11:00 PM-Midnight PT)

In this laugh-out-loud encore, long-time MADtv friend Kathy Griffin hosts a special night honoring MADtv alum Michael McDonald and his fan-favorite characters, including “Stuart” and “Mofaz,” along with his impressions of “Dr. Phil,” “Hugh Laurie” and “Maury Povich.”

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Approx. 1:00-1:30 AM ET/Midnight-12:30 AM PT)

In an encore episode, Kara DioGuardi, the newest AMERICAN IDOL judge, stops by the studio for a late-night chat with Feresten.

Saturday, May 9

NASCAR ON FOX: DARLINGTON 500 (7:00 PM to conclusion ET live/4:00 PM to conclusion PT live)

FOX Sports presents NASCAR Sprint Cup racing’s DARLINGTON 500. Play-by-play broadcaster Mike Joy, analyst Larry McReynolds and analyst Darrell Waltrip call the action live from Darlington Raceway.

MADtv (Approx. 12:30-1:30 AM ET/PT)

The Kardashian family – Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner – guest-star in an encore installment of MADtv to battle it out on “Celebrity Family Feud.” Plus, guest star Tila Tequila jumps into party mode reporting from the beaches of spring break with fellow CNN special correspondent “Tank” (Bobby Lee).

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Approx. 1:30-2:00 AM ET/PT)

Isaac, Taylor and Zac Hanson of pop trio Hanson perform an acoustic version of their single “Follow My Lead,” and cable television personality Olivia Munn chats with Feresten in an encore TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN.

Saturday, May 16

COPS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “COPS: Coast to Coast”

Officers in North Las Vegas respond to a violent domestic-disturbance call where a female is screaming and waving around a gun. In Cleveland, officers detain a man for assaulting his live-in girlfriend, and officers in Sacramento pull over a vehicle listed as stolen.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “COPS: Odd Arrests”

Officers in Broward County, FL, chase a suspect into a canal, where he is arrested for grand theft auto and obstruction. Meanwhile, Las Vegas officers respond to calls involving verbally abusive roommates and three women alleging assault.

AMERICA’S MOST WANTED (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “AMW: Mexican Border War Special Edition”

Drugs are everywhere, and the battle to contain and fight the violence they bring onto U.S. soil has become law enforcement’s number one priority. AMW Host John Walsh crosses the border and goes into Mexico to get a firsthand look at where the problem is at its worst. He also meets with senior U.S. government officials at the border to join the fight against what has become one of America’s greatest threats.

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) – Series Finale

After 14 years of side-splitting sketches and ground-breaking pop culture parodies, MADtv says good-bye with a series finale like no other. Fred Willard guest-stars as the host of “MADtv Gives Back,” while MADtv alumni Alex Borstein, Mo Collins, Will Sasso and Debra Wilson Skelton bring back the characters they made famous on this late-night classic.

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) – Season Finale

Comedy duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim of “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” visit Feresten for a season finale guaranteed to keep viewers up way past bedtime.

SUNDAY

FOX Sundays in May offer up all-new episodes and season finales of KING OF THE HILL, THE SIMPSONS, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD.

Sunday, April 26

AMERICAN DAD (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) – “Chimdale”

Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker, Niecy Nash and Jon Cryer guest-voice an encore episode of AMERICAN DAD. When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine to a weeklong spa retreat for two, but they run into problems when they try to sneak in an unpaid guest.

KING OF THE HILL (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) – “Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key” – Milestone 250^th Episode

In KING OF THE HILL’s landmark 250th episode, Hank receives a box of his father’s prized possessions a year after Cotton’s death, including Cotton’s ashes and one last crazy request.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “Father Knows Worst”

When Homer observes Bart and Lisa struggling in their academic and social lives, he becomes the ultimate meddling parent, choosing a nearly impossible subject for Bart’s balsa wood model-building competition and giving Lisa some not-so-sage advice on how to make friends with the popular girls. Meanwhile, Marge discovers a sauna in the basement that she finds hard to resist.

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Miracle’s Are Real”

To celebrate the first day of spring, Miracle distributes flowers (at least she thinks so) to the staff. The flowers turn out to be hemlock, and Andrew winds up in a coma. Larry’s pragmatism causes Miracle to lose her hippy-dippy spirituality. As a result, Miracle becomes despondent, and it’s up to Larry to help her regain her faith. Meanwhile, Helen’s grudge against Sue puts the school’s spring fundraiser in jeopardy.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) – “Stew-Roids”

Jennifer Tilly, Wentworth Miller and Chace Crawford guest-voice an all-new FAMILY GUY. After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts to hit the gym. It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell revealing just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Every Which Way But Lose”

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud but gets kicked off the team for not being good enough after a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan’s perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

Sunday, May 3

AMERICAN DAD (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) – “StanTime”

In an encore episode, Stan is always exhausted and doesn’t have any time for himself. When his co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept a full eight hours, Stan is ecstatic! The pills give him an extra dose of energy, but he ultimately discovers that instead of spending his newfound time on hobbies, he’d rather spend more time with his wife.

KING OF THE HILL (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) – “Bad News Bill”

When Hank tries to be realistic about Bobby’s below-average baseball abilities, he is vilified by Bobby’s hyper-supportive Little League coach and the whole baseball community.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’Oh”

When Marge learns Springfield Elementary is the worst school in the state, she and Homer rent an apartment in the upscale Waverly Hills school district so Bart and Lisa can attend a better school. Bart establishes a new bad boy image to impress the other students and increases an ostracized Lisa’s popularity by telling everyone she is best friends with pop star Alaska Nebraska (guest voice Ellen Page). Meanwhile, Homer moves into the rented Waverly Hills apartment and gets used to the bachelor lifestyle.

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “World’s Greatest Teacher”

When Knob Haven High has a chance to become a “Distinguished School,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board but is replaced after an impressive video of Ennis surfaces online. Meanwhile, Willard volunteers to teach Driver’s Ed in hopes of overcoming his fear of driving.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) – “We Love You Conrad”

When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad (guest-voicing as herself). Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go. Audrina Patridge, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon also guest-voice in the all-new episode.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Weiner of Our Discontent”

Stan has had enough of Roger’s antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger’s real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

Sunday, May 10

AMERICAN DAD (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) – “Family Affair”

In an encore installment, the Smiths try to plan a family game night, but Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. When he is caught in a lie, the Smiths realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families and plan to teach Roger a lesson about being faithful.

KING OF THE HILL (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) – “Manger Baby Einstein”

While adjusting to her new role as a mom, Luanne becomes a children’s performer and creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets, experiencing the highs and lows of the fickle children’s entertainment industry.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “Four Great Women and a Manicure”

Marge and Lisa visit the nail salon where they engage in a spirited debate as to whether a woman can be smart, powerful and beautiful all at the same time. To prove their point, they spin four tales of famous women featuring famous Springfield faces: Selma as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa as Snow White, Marge as Lady Macbeth and Maggie (guest voice Jodie Foster) as the idealistic architect protagonist from Ayn Rand’s “The Fountainhead.”

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Back in Time”

In an effort to impress the PTA, the faculty and staff of Knob Haven High School throw a party at Huey Lewis’ house. In true John Hughes fashion, the teachers decide to shake it up: Larry tries to get Miracle’s attention with his “interesting” date, Helen attempts to reinvent herself, Andrew finds his true identity and Willard goes on a booze run in a DeLorean that takes him across town and the time-space continuum in this homage to the ‘80s.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) – “Peter’s Progress”

Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17^th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved “How I Met Your Mother” (Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor guest-voice).

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Daddy Queerest”

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry’s father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn’t know he’s gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of “beer goggles.”

Sunday, May 17

AMERICAN DAD (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) – “Live and Let Fry”

Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker guest-voices an encore episode. When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

KING OF THE HILL (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) – “Uh-Oh Canada” – Season Finale

When Boomhauer swaps homes with a Canadian family for the summer, Hank and the guys have to deal with the less-than-agreeable visitors.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “Coming to Homerica” – Season Finale

When nearby Ogdenville’s economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krusty’s veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. After Mayor Quimby closes Springfield’s borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group.

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) – “Math Lab” – Season Finale

Stuart misunderstands his part in Knob Haven High’s anti-drug campaign and builds a meth lab instead of a math lab. Meanwhile, Larry takes the school’s affiliation with a pharmaceutical company a little too seriously.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) – “Three Kings” – Season Finale

After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King’s most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself). Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan,” Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) – “Stan’s Night Out” – Season Finale

Grammy Award winner Joss Stone guest-voices in the season finale of AMERICAN DAD. Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys’ night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

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MAY ON CBS = SEASON FINALES, CLIFFHANGERS, WEDDINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS HANGING IN THE BALANCE

New York, N.Y., April 21st, 2009.               CBS in May will feature unpredictable season finales, edge of your seat cliffhangers, weddings and relationships hanging in the balance along with the finales of THE AMAZING RACE 14 and SURVIVOR: TOCANTINS.

            Guest-starring in CBS's season finales are Daniel Baldwin, Jesse Plemons, Joe Penny and Jessica Tuck (COLD CASE), Cynthia Watros and Gerald McRaney, (CSI), James Callis and Lou Diamond Phillips (NUMB3RS), Martin Landau (WITHOUT A TRACE), Craig T. Nelson (CSI: NY), Scott Bakula, Constance Zimmer and James Lesure (THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE) and Brian Austin Green (CSI: MIAMI).

            The following are CBS's May season finales and cliffhangers.

Sunday, May 10                       THE AMAZING RACE 14-The final three teams race

(8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT)            from Beijing to Maui for the final leg and the chance to claim the $1 million prize. Phil Keoghan hosts.

Sunday, May 3                         COLD CASE-The music of Pearl Jam will rock

      and                                     throughout the two-part sixth season finale episodes. This

Sunday, May 10                       marks the first time the series has exclusively showcased

(9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT)          the music of one artist in more than one episode and the first time Pearl Jam has permitted a program to use selections from their entire catalog of music. In the episodes, Rush (Kathryn Morris) and the team delve into the 2005 murder of the first female cadet of a local military school who didn't live beyond her first semester. In Part Two, the stakes of the case are raised after the cadet's unknown killer commits a shocking act against Rush designed to thwart the investigation. Daniel Baldwin ("Homicide: Life on the Streets"), Jesse Plemons ("Friday Night Lights"), Joe Penny ("Riptide") and Jessica Tuck ("Judging Amy") guest star. (Season Finale)

Sunday, May 10                       THE UNIT-The Unit must locate and diffuse three

(10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT)        sets of dirty bombs headed for unknown locations across the U.S. Meanwhile, the team prepares for a wedding of one Unit member and the end of a marriage for another. (Season Finale)

Monday, May 11                     THE BIG BANG THEORY-As he prepares for a three-

(8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT)            month science expedition, Leonard (Johnny Galecki)

and Penny (Kaley Cuoco) reconsider their feelings for one another. (Season Finale)

Wednesday, May 13                THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE-

(8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT)            Christine (Julia Lous-Dreyfus) learns some shocking news about New Christine's father after the two of them rekindle their romance at Richard (Clark Gregg) and New Christine's (Emily Rutherford) wedding. Scott Bakula ("Quantum Leap") returns as Papa Jeff, New Christine's father and Christine's old flame. Constance Zimmer ("Entourage") returns as New Christine's sister. James Lesure ("Las Vegas") guest stars as a wedding guest and potential hook-up for Barb (Wanda Sykes). (Season Finale)

Wednesday, May 13                GARY UNMARRIED-Gary (Jay Mohr) and Allison's

(8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT)            (Paula Marshall) frustrating personal lives lead them back into the bedroom...repeatedly. (Season Finale)

Thursday, May 14                    CSI-The CSIs investigate a series of murders tied to a

(9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT)          scam involving valuable poker chips from a long-gone casino and Det. Ray Langston (Laurence Fishburne) must use deadly force for the first time in his career as a CSI. Cynthia Watros ("Lost") and Gerald McRaney ("Jericho") guest star. (Season Finale)

Friday, May 15                        GHOST WHISPERER-When a ghost pays Melinda

(8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT)            (Jennifer Love Hewitt) an unexpected visit, she worries for her unborn baby. Wedding bells ring for Melinda and Jim (David Conrad). (Season Finale)

Friday, May 15                        NUMB3RS-When Amita (Navi Rawat) is abducted, Don

(10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT)        (Rob Murrow) and the team's frantic search leads to a charismatic sociopath, but it is up to a distraught Charlie (David Krumholtz) to discover what's behind the suspect's bizarre plans for her. The situation causes Charlie to reassess his relationship and future with Amita. James Callis ("Battlestar Galactica") guest stars as the cult leader. Lou Diamond Phillips ("La Bamba") returns as Agent Ian Edgerton. (Season Finale)

Sunday, May 17                       SURVIVOR: TOCANTINS--The special two-hour finale

(8:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT)          begins with four remaining castaways vying for the $1 million prize and title of "Ultimate Survivor." The finale is followed by a one-hour live reunion show hosted by Jeff Probst.

Monday, May 18                     HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER-Ted (Josh Radnor) gives

(8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT)            Barney his blessing to finally profess his love to Robin (Cobie Smulders). (Season Finale)

Monday, May 18                     TWO AND A HALF MEN-Charlie (Charlie Sheen)

(9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT)            starts to question his relationship with Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) when he hears that Mia (Emmanuel Vaugier) is back in town. Meanwhile, when Judith (Marin Hinkle) goes into labor, Charlie, Alan (Jon Cryer) and Herb (Ryan Stiles) rush her to the hospital. (Season Finale).

Monday, May 18                     RULES OF ENGAGEMENT-Jeff (Patrick Warburton)

(9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT           wonders if he and Audrey (Megyn Price) are lacking spontaneity in the bedroom. (Season Finale)

Monday, May 18                     CSI: MIAMI-Horatio (David Caruso) fights to save

(10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT)        Yelina (Sophia Milos) while Delko (Adam Rodriguez) goes against Calleigh's (Emily Proctor) pleas and helps his dangerous father with life threatening consequences. Brian Austin Green ("Beverly Hills, 90210") guest stars as an alleged carjack victim. (Season Finale)

Tuesday, May 19                     NCIS-Ziva's (Cote de Pablo) homecoming to Israel with

(8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT)            Gibbs (Mark Harmon) leads to a tense reunion with her father, the enigmatic and powerful head of Mossad. As this delicate situation escalates, Gibbs is forced to make a decision that sends shockwaves through NCIS. Michael Nouri ("Damages") reprises his role as Ziva's father, Mossad Director Eli David. (Season Finale)

Tuesday, May 19                     THE MENTALIST- Lisbon (Robin Tunney) suspects that

(9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT)          serial killer Red John is drawing Patrick Jane (Simon Baker) into a trap when the CBI team investigates the murder of a young girl and the abduction of her twin sister. (Season Finale)



Tuesday, May 19                     WITHOUT A TRACE- The team searches for a man who

(10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT)        disappears after a late night ocean dive that includes stolen drugs and three dead bodies. Meanwhile, Danny (Enrique Murciano) and Elena (Roselyn Sanchez) take their relationship to another level. Academy Award winner Martin Landau ("Ed Wood") reprises his role as Frank Malone, Jack's father. Adam Kaufman, Poppy Montgomery's real-life boyfriend, reprises his role as Brian Donovan, the father of Samantha's son, Finn. (Season Finale)

Wednesday, May 20                CRIMINAL MINDS-The BAU tracks a serial killer who

(8:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT)          chooses junkies, prostitutes and the homeless off the streets of Detroit and takes them across the border into Canada. After solving that case, another killer returns to exact his revenge. (Season Finale)

Wednesday, May 20                CSI: NY-A member of the team is murdered after a

(10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT)        deadly group of kidnappers snatch Robert Dunbrook's

(Craig T. Nelson) son while he is being transferred from prison to court. And, if that loss isn't enough, the life of another CSI is threatened. (Season Finale)

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"THE VIEW'S" JOY BEHAR AND ELISABETH HASSELBECK GUEST STAR AS THEMSELVES IN AN UPCOMING EPISODE OF ABC'S "UGLY BETTY"

New York, N.Y., April 21st, 2009.               Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, hosts of the Emmy Award-winning show "The View," moonlight from daytime into primetime when they guest star as themselves on an upcoming episode of "Ugly Betty." When newly crowned media "it" boy, Daniel Meade (Eric Mabius), is invited to appear on "The View" to talk about his stewardship of Mode magazine, little does he know he's about to become the "hot topic." The episode, entitled "Curveball," will air THURSDAY, MAY 21 on the ABC Television Network.

"Ugly Betty" stars America Ferrera as Betty Suarez, Eric Mabius as Daniel Meade, Vanessa Williams as Wilhelmina Slater, Ana Ortiz as Hilda, Tony Plana as Ignacio, Ashley Jensen as Christina, Becki Newton as Amanda, Mark Indelicato as Justin, Michael Urie as Marc and Judith Light as Claire Meade.

Executive producers are Silvio Horta ("Urban Legend"), Academy Award nominee and Emmy Award winner Salma Hayek, Jose Tamez, Richard Heus, Ben Silverman, Teri Weinberg, Tracy Poust and Jon Kinnally. Co-executive producers are Sheila Lawrence, Victor Nelli Jr., Henry Alonso Myers, Bill Wrubel and Chris Black.

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JONAS BROTHERS TO HOST AND PERFORM ON “TEEN CHOICE 2009” MONDAY, AUGUST 10, ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., April 22nd, 2009.               Multi-platinum recording artists Jonas Brothers are set to host TEEN CHOICE 2009 airing Monday, Aug. 10 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. The Grammy-nominated artists will also perform during the 11^th annual special that celebrates the year’s hottest teen icons in film, television, music, sports and fashion.

The coolest stars, best films and hottest TV shows of 2008-2009 will receive coveted Teen Choice Award Surfboards in categories such as Choice Breakout TV Show, Choice Reality/Variety Show, Choice Breakout Artist, Choice Male Hottie, Choice Female Athlete and Choice Hookup. The first round of nominees, additional performers and presenters will be announced soon.

Jonas Brothers (Kevin, Joe and Nick) became a pop music phenomenon with the release of their platinum-selling albums “Jonas Brothers” and “A Little Bit Longer.” In 2008, they headlined two tours that earned the band a spot among the top-selling tours of the year. They won an American Music Award for Breakthrough Artist, and were recently nominated for a Grammy in the Best New Artist category.

Jonas Brothers’ appearance on TEEN CHOICE 2009 comes amid “The Jonas Brothers World Tour 2009,” which takes the band across three continents, including three nights at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The U.S. leg of the tour kicks off June 20, following the release of their highly anticipated “Lines, Vines and Trying Times” album, set to be released worldwide on June 15.

TEEN CHOICE 2009 is executive-produced by Bob Bain (“Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards”) and Michael Burg. Paul Flattery serves as producer, Kelly Brock is co-producer and Greg Sills serves as supervising producer.

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NBC.COM SERVES OVER ONE BILLION FULL-EPISODE STREAMS

Universal City, Ca., April 16th, 2009.                NBC.com today announced that through the NBC Rewind streaming video player, the site has delivered over one billion full episode streams. The landmark number was achieved in less than 2 1/2 years, since the launch of the player in October 2006. The announcement was made by Stephen Andrade, Senior Vice President Digital Development and General Manager NBC.com.

"Users are consistently and reliably using our Rewind player to catch up on their favorite shows and discover new ones," said Andrade. "Clearly, with over a billion 'served,' this has become a mainstream behavior."

In addition, NBC.com's mobile website served 2.4 million video streams in Q1 2009. That is more than the total number of streams served in all of 2008. And Q1 2009 was the mobile site's highest quarter yet, seeing 24 million page views, a 64 per cent increase over Q4 2008.

Other traffic highlights include NBC.com's widgets, which have generated more than 43 million streams from January 2008 through March 2009. Season to date (September 2008 through March 2009), widget streams comprised 19 per cent of total short form video streams served on NBC.com and increased the overall reach of the site online by an average of 43 per cent per month in Q4 2008 alone.

NBC.com, the Emmy Award-winning broadcast network website, is a leading online and mobile destination for television and interactive entertainment. With both derivative and web-exclusive programming, NBC.com pioneered the "360" experience with "Heroes 360," which gave viewers a way to extend their entertainment experience beyond the broadcast, and the first weekly social networking experience attached to a primetime entertainment program with "Dunder Mifflin Infinity." The site offers full episode streaming of many NBC Entertainment shows as well as short clips, interactive games and social networking, including user-generated content. NBC.com continually develops new ways for consumers to experience entertainment content on both existing and emerging platforms. The site is the recipient of multiple Emmy and Webby awards for its content and applications. Please log on to www.nbc.com to learn more.

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NBC.COM'S NEW 'HEROES' WEBSERIES 'NOWHERE MAN'DEBUTS

Universal City, Ca., April 20th, 2009.                NBC.com will today debut the premiere of the all-new original webseries "Heroes: Nowhere Man." Extending the on-air story into the digital space, "Nowhere Man" follows Eric Doyle ("The Puppetmaster") as he sheds his infatuation for his favorite cheerleader and tries to lead a normal life.

"Nowhere Man" stars David H. Lawrence XVII as Eric Doyle, a "special" with the ability to control people as if they were marionettes. When fans last saw Doyle on-air he had escaped from Level 5, a prison facility run by the Company. Now in "Nowhere Man," he attempts to navigate the world as a "regular" guy without using his abilities. Fans can look forward to a familiar face dropping by to give Doyle some help along the way.

Doyle's story also extends to other parts of the Emmy-winning "Heroes" Digital Experience. In the latest "Heroes" iStory launching Tuesday, April 21, fans will learn additional details about Doyle that help them solve key "Heroes" mysteries. And Doyle also appears in the "Heroes" graphic novel in Chapters 107 and 133.

New webisodes of "Nowhere Man" will launch each Monday throughout its run on NBC.com. The webseries was directed by Chris Hanada and Tanner Kling, written by Timm Keppler and Jim Martin, and stars Brian Kimmet as Kyle Dilman and Amy Sloan as Lauren Shapiro, in addition to David Lawrence.

About Heroes:
From creator/writer Tim Kring ("Crossing Jordan") the epic drama chronicles the lives of ordinary people who discover they possess extraordinary abilities. On February 2, "Heroes" continued its third season with a brand-new volume -- "Fugitives." In the latest installment, the Heroes are the targets of a government conspiracy to capture those with abilities, led by one of their own.

"Heroes," the worldwide, multi-platform success now in its' third season is currently licensed to more than 200 territories. The show has received numerous accolades, including the 2009 People's Choice Award for Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy show and a SAG Award nomination for Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series. Among its honors in past seasons, "Heroes" has received a People's Choice Award, an AFI Award, a Multicultural Prism Award, a TV Land Future Classic Award, the Television Critics Association Awards' Outstanding Program of the Year, the International Prize at the BAFTA Television Awards, and Choice TV Show Action Adventure at the Teen Choice Awards. Winning its time period in season averages among men 18-34 and men 18-49, "Heroes" is also the third highest time-shifted program on all of the major networks, and this helps attract nearly 3 million additional viewers each week. The franchise represents NBC Universal International Home Video's biggest-selling television franchise, ranks among the top two series in full episode streams on NBC.com, stands among the Top 10 best-selling titles on iTunes and is a top-selling franchise across other digital platforms, including Xbox, Zune and Amazon. "Heroes" is produced by Universal Media Studios in association with Tailwind Productions.

About NBC.com:
NBC.com, the Emmy Award-winning broadcast network website, is a leading online and mobile destination for television and interactive entertainment. With both derivative and web-exclusive programming, NBC.com pioneered the "360" experience with "Heroes 360," which gave viewers a way to extend their entertainment experience beyond the broadcast, and the first weekly social networking experience attached to a primetime entertainment program with "Dunder Mifflin Infinity." The site offers full episode streaming of many NBC Entertainment shows as well as short clips, interactive games and social networking, including user-generated content. NBC.com continually develops new ways for consumers to experience entertainment content on both existing and emerging platforms. The site is the recipient of multiple Emmy and Webby awards for its content and applications. Please log on to www.nbc.com to learn more.

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CBS PICKS UP "THE AMAZING RACE" FOR ITS 15TH SPRINT AROUND THE WORLD

New York, N.Y. April 16th, 2009.               CBS has ordered the 15th edition of the six-time Emmy Award-winning reality series THE AMAZING RACE, hosted by Phil Keoghan, for broadcast during the 2009-2010 season.

            THE AMAZING RACE 14 is currently averaging 10.94 million viewers, 3.4/08 in adults 18-49 and 4.3/10 in adults 25-54, winning its time period in all these measures in four of its last five broadcasts.

Host Phil Keoghan is currently on a 40-day, 3,500 mile bike ride across America www.philridesacrossamerica.com, which ends in New York City on May 9, the day before the season finale of THE AMAZING RACE 14 on Sunday, May 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT).

Casting is already underway for the 15th edition. Keoghan will be appearing at open casting calls throughout his ride with upcoming stops in Chicago (April 24), Pittsburgh (May 1) and New York (May 8). Applications are also available at www.cbs.com/amazingrace.

THE AMAZING RACE has won the Emmy Award for "Outstanding Reality-Competition Program" every year since the category was created six years ago.

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ABC ANNOUNCES THE RETURN OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE," HOSTED BY REGIS PHILBIN, FOR A SPECIAL TWO-WEEK 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

New York, N.Y., April 22nd, 2009.               Regis is back in ABC primetime! Celebrating its 10th anniversary, the smash hit "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" comes back to ABC this summer for a special two-week event. "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" premieres SUNDAY, AUGUST 9 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) and will air for 11 nights, Sunday-Thursday at 8:00 p.m., with the finale on SUNDAY, AUGUST 23 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET).

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AN EXPLOSIVE BOARDROOM FOR THE SIX REMAINING CELEBRITIES ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE SUNDAY, APRIL 26 (9-11 P.M. ET) ON NBC

New York, N.Y., April 20th, 2009.                After an intense showdown between the Rivers and Annie Duke, as well as two boardrooms that led to the firing of Natalie Gulbis and Herschel Walker, the teams must put aside their differences and create a four-page advertorial for Right Guard's new deodorant this Sunday, April 26 (9-11 p.m. ET) on NBC.

In this episode, teams Athena and Kotu are charged with creating a four-page advertorial for Right Guard's new deodorant featuring New York Knicks star David Lee. Brande Roderick leads team Athena, and quickly delegates responsibilities to new best friend Annie and teammate Melissa Rivers. Despite their hard work and efficiency on this task, there is still a distinct tension between Melissa and her teammates that does not subside and could determine her future on the show. On team Kotu, Clint Black leads Joan Rivers and a very argumentative Jesse James who does not agree with his team's concept. Joan tries to keep the peace between the men, but it may be too late and another loss for team Kotu seems inevitable. In the boardroom, tempers flare and strong accusations are made between rivals on both teams, a winner is announced and Trump fires another celebrity.

"The Celebrity Apprentice" is produced by Mark Burnett Productions in association with Trump Productions LLC. Mark Burnett, Donald Trump, Page Feldman and Eden Gaha are Executive Producers.

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CAST AND TEAM PAIRINGS ANNOUNCED FOR ABC'S THE SUPERSTARS

New York, N.Y., April 22nd, 2009.               ABC announces the cast and team pairings of new alternative series "The Superstars," a fresh take on an old favorite. The eight athletes are Jennifer Capriati, Brandi Chastain, Robert Horry, Jeff Kent, Kristi Leskinen, Lisa Leslie, Bode Miller and Terrell Owens. The eight celebrities are David Charvet, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Dan Cortese, Paige Hemmis, Julio Iglesias, Jr., Joanna Krupa, Ali Landry and Estella Warren. The series is based on ABC's classic "Wide World of Sports" series of the same name, which pitted athletes from all different sports against each other to determine the best athlete in the world. "The Superstars" pairs the celebrities with the athletes to compete in varying sporting events. Participants found out who their selected partners were only when they met for the first time at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. The six-episode series premieres TUESDAY, JUNE 23 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

The team pairings for "The Superstars" will be Terrell Owens & Joanna Krupa; Jeff Kent & Ali Landry; Robert Horry & Estella Warren: Bode Miller & Paige Hemmis; Kristi Leskinen & Maksim Chmerkovskiy; Lisa Leslie & Dan Cortese; Jennifer Capriati & David Charvet; and Brandi Chastain & Julio Iglesias, Jr.

Every week a team will be eliminated until one team is ultimately crowned the winner. Competitors' athletic prowess and strategy will be put to the test to excel in events including swimming, biking, running and kayaking, in addition to other head-to-head athletic challenges everyone must try to conquer.

   "The Superstars" past winners include football stars Herschel Walker in 1987 and Jason Sehorn in 1998, decathlete Dave Johnson in 1993 and Olympic skier Bode Miller (who makes his return this year) in 2002.

The eight athletes in alphabetical order are:

JENNIFER CAPRIATI -- At the young age of 13, Jennifer Capriati made her mark on the tennis world by becoming a professional as well as the youngest player to win the French Open junior singles title. At the age of 15 she was the youngest-ever semifinalist at Wimbledon. After a career hiatus due to injury, Capriati made a tremendous comeback in 2001 and became the World's No. 1 singles player. In 2002 she beat out Michael Jordan for the ESPY for Comeback Player of the Year. She has also been recognized as the 2001 Associated Press Female Athlete of the Year, the 2001 Reuters Sportswoman of the Year and the 2001 Sportswoman of the Year by Sports Illustrated Women magazine. Over her incredible career, Capriati has won three Grand Slam titles, 14 singles titles, one doubles title and a gold medal at the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.

BRANDI CHASTAIN -- Brandi Chastain is a world class athlete who has won at every stage of her career. During college in 1990 she was awarded the prestigious Hermann Award (college soccer's equivalent of the Heisman Trophy), led Santa Clara University to two NCAA Final Four appearances and was named Freshman Player of the Year. In 1993 she played professionally in Japan, where she was named MVP. She was a founding member of Women's United Soccer Association in 2001 and a member of the inaugural WUSA League Champions - Bay Area CyberRays. Currently Chastain is a member of the 2009 Women's Professional Soccer League. During her tenure on the U.S. National team, which began in the summer of 1988, she has picked up the following accolades and accomplishments: She was a member of the gold medal team during the 1996 Olympics, when started and played every minute of all five Olympic matches; she continued on to the gold medal-winning 1991 World Cup team, 1993 U.S. Olympic Festival gold medal team, 1999 World Cup Championship team and scored the winning goal during the 1999 World Cup. Recently she was a member of the silver medal-winning 2000 Olympic Soccer team and 2004 Olympic gold medal team.

ROBERT HORRY -- Robert Horry has earned the reputation as one of the premier clutch shooters in NBA history, delivering time and time again during the NBA Playoffs. His ability to come through in pressure situations earned him the nickname "Big Shot Rob." Horry is one of only two players in NBA history to win championships with three different teams-Houston Rockets, Los Angeles Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs. Only six players in league history (all Celtics) have more championship rings than Horry's seven. The 6ft 10inch forward attended University of Alabama and was the 11th overall pick in the 1992 NBA draft.

JEFF KENT -- After 17 Major League seasons, recently retired Los Angeles Dodger Jeff Kent is the all-time leader among Major League second basemen, with 351 home runs. He also leads all second basemen with 1,389 RBI. Kent's 508 doubles as a second baseman rank first, and his 2,215 hits rank fifth. He played 2,034 games at second base, the fifth-highest total in Major League history. During his four seasons with the Dodgers, from 2005-08, Kent led the club with 551 hits, 122 doubles, 75 homers, 311 RBI, 281 runs scored and 521 games played. He was the National League's starting second baseman in the 2005 All-Star Game at Detroit's Comerica Park. He ranks eighth in club history in batting average (minimum 1,800 AB), while also placing among franchise leaders with 73 home runs as a second baseman (third) and 497 games played at second base (fifth). Kent was the National League Most Valuable Player in 2000, when he hit .334 with 33 homers and 125 RBI with the Giants. He is a four-time Silver Slugger Award winner for NL second basemen, and is a five-time All-Star (1999-01, 2004-05), including four starts in the Mid-Summer Classic. Kent played in the postseason seven times, including one World Series with the Giants in 2002. His career stats include batting .290 with 560 doubles, 377 home runs and 1,518 RBI in 2,298 games with Toronto (1992), the New York Mets (1992-96), Cleveland (1996), San Francisco (1997-2002), Houston (2003-04) and the Dodgers (2005-08). He ranks 47th on baseball's all-time RBI list, just ahead of Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle, who had 1,509. Kent also ranks 62nd in career home runs, and is tied for 20th on baseball's all-time doubles list. He is 95th on baseball's all-time hits list with 2,461.

KRISTI LESKINEN -- Kristi Leskinen is a well known X Games action sports athlete among the world's top freeskiers, constantly pushing the limits of the sport. There was a lot of history made at the 2005 Winter X Games; some athletes were decorated, and others walked away bitterly sore. But in one event, Women's Skiing Superpipe, the entire field was triumphant. It was the first year the event made its way into this marquee festival, and Leskinen was at the forefront. As a headliner, she shoulders the responsibility of women's freeskiing in particular - which has moved out from under the shadow of more established action sports to receive the respect and exposure it deserves. At her first U.S. Open, Leskinen was the only woman doing the Big Air event and the only woman to take a run on the pipe. In 2004, little more than five years later, the U.S. Open hosted the largest women's superpipe contest in the world, with 40 athletes vying for the championship. After 10 years of professional competition, Leskinen continues to dominate the podium and lives true to her motto, "Follow the fun." Currently she is working on a new TV project which will bring out her vivacious personality and natural ability to connect with and socialize with people throughout the action sports world. This past March she hosted the first ever all-female ski and snowboard slopestyle event and rail jam at her home resort of Seven Springs in Pennsylvania. Her official website is www.kristileskinen.com

LISA LESLIE -- A rare combination of power, grace, beauty and style, Lisa Leslie is one of the most recognized faces in the history of women's sports. She is only one of a handful of players who have competed since the WNBA's inaugural year in 1997, and has changed the course of history in more ways than one. In 2002 she became the first player to dunk in a women's professional basketball game, a cornerstone of the WNBA, helping guide the Sparks to two WNBA titles and being named the league's MVP three times. Leslie is the first basketball player (not just woman) to win four consecutive gold medals in basketball. In 2001 she became the first female player and the fourth professional basketball player to win all three major awards in a single season, including All-Star MVP, WNBA MVP and WNBA Finals MVP Awards, joining Shaquille O'Neal, Michael Jordan and Willis Reed in this prestigious category. Her influence is recognized off the court as well. She was named 2002 Woman of the Year by MS. Magazine, and an "Influential Woman" by The Women's Museum. After competing in each of the WNBA's first 10 seasons, she sat out the 2007 campaign due to pregnancy and gave birth to her first child, Lauren Jolie Lockwood, on June 15, 2007. Leslie returned to action on opening day in 2008.

BODE MILLER -- Bode Miller continues his stronghold on the competition and is currently ranked No.1 in the Overall World Cup standings for skiing. Most recently he secured two Overall titles (2004-05 & 2007-08) while adding four Discipline titles, Giant Slalom in 2003-04, Super G in 2004-05, Super G in 2006-07 and Super Combined in 2007-08. His 31 career World Cup wins place him sixth in Alpine skiing history (male) and mark the most World Cup wins in the history of American Alpine ski racing. He also holds four World Championship gold medals in Downhill, Super G, Combined and Slalom, with two Olympic silver medals in the 2002 Olympics. He's only one of two men to win a World Cup race in all four disciplines in a single season (Downhill, Super G, Slalom and Giant Slalom). Impressively, Miller holds the record for most consecutive races skied (136), from March 2002 through January 2006. His participation in "The Superstars" marks his return since being crowned champion in 2002. Additionally, his non-profit foundation, Turtle Ridge Foundation, dedicated to supporting health, diversity and sustainable living, was established by him and his family as a way to help people in need and give back to the community. TRF raises funds and support through corporate sponsors, private donors and charity events for the Boys & Girls Club of America, adaptive ski programs, inner city youth sports programs, cancer treatment centers, ski racing scholarships to deserving children and thousands of dollars' worth of warm jackets to kids in need.

TERRELL OWENS -- Terrell Owens, a wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills whose extraordinary football skills and sensational athleticism have set the standard for NFL wide receivers, is among the league's most exciting and electrifying players. His remarkable work ethic and unparalleled commitment to the game, as well as his candid and passionate personality, make him one of the most fascinating athletes in professional sports. Chosen as much on his size and speed as for his exceptional ability, Owens was drafted by the San Francisco 49ers in the third round of the 1996 NFL draft. He is entering his 14th NFL season with the Buffalo Bills. He had 69 catches for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns last season for Dallas. During his outstanding career, he has amassed numerous awards and honors: He has earned six Pro Bowl appearances and has been named a first-team All-Pro by the Associated Press five times. Among his other accomplishments, Owens was the second NFL player to record five seasons with 13 or more touchdowns, and he was the first to score a touchdown in seven straight "Monday Night Football" games. On September 15, 2008, in another amazing "Monday Night" game, Owens moved into second place on the NFL's all-time career touchdown list.

The eight celebrities in alphabetical order are:

DAVID CHARVET -- David Charvet, who rose to international fame on the hit shows "Baywatch" and "Melrose Place," has moved into the feature front with starring roles in three films: He has just been cast to star in the supernatural thriller "Nephilim," scheduled to begin production this summer; in the sports feature "Green Flash" he played a star basketball player with a future in the NBA until he chokes in a key game, with the after effects causing him to settle into an aimless life; and in the action/adventure film "Prisoners of the Sun" he played an archaeologist hired by an eccentric professor to lead his team on a national expedition to excavate a long lost city beneath an Egyptian pyramid. As a Universal Music recording artist, Charvet spent five years in Europe, where he released three successful pop rock albums as part of his five-album deal with Universal Music Group France. He has sold over 2.5 million albums to date, with three of his singles ("Leap of Faith," "Should I Leave" and "The Tears in My Eyes") charting in the Top 10. Charvet has traveled extensively throughout Europe and Asia, performing for packed arenas, writing music and experiencing new cultures. He has collaborated with top songwriters such as Ty Lacy (who wrote Leanne Rimes' single, "I Need You"), and has also worked with Robbie Williams' producer, Steve Power. Charvet has recorded a duet with Bryan Adams and worked on a duet with Seal. He is engaged to Brooke Burke (Season 7 "Dancing with the Stars" reigning champion), and the couple have two children together.

MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY -- Best known for his work on the hit ABC show "Dancing with the Stars," Russian born professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy was introduced to the world of Ballroom Dance at the age of four when his parents brought him to a local dance school in Odessa, Ukraine. In addition to his dance abilities regularly showcased on the top rated television show, where he has been partnered with Tia Carrere, Willa Ford, boxing world champ Laila Ali, Spice Girl Melanie Brown, Olympic Champion Misty May-Treanor and actress Denise Richards, Chmerkovskiy is also a world renowned choreographer, having worked in association with famed director Franco Dragone revamping and updating the immensely popular performance show, Le Rve, at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. He is currently a board member for the non-profit organization DanceTeamUSA, which promotes DanceSport amongst the youth of America. He also has a production company, Maksim Chmerkovskiy Productions, which organizes performances all over the world.

DAN CORTESE -- Dan Cortese is well known for his hosting and acting credits for television. He burst onto the TV screen hosting "MTV Sports," then hosted ABC's "Crash Course" and "My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad." His acting credits include "Joey," "Veronica's Closet," "What I Like About You," "Seinfeld" and "Rock Me Baby," and he is currently a recurring cast member on ABC's "Surviving Suburbia." Cortese is of Sicilian descent. He attended and played football at the University of North Carolina. He now lives in Malibu with his wife and two kids.

PAIGE HEMMIS -- Paige Hemmis (www.paigehemmis.com) may be an unlikely vision on a construction site. However, the statuesque beauty is an accomplished carpenter, skilled homebuilder, successful businesswoman and author. She is self-taught, with no formal carpentry training, and is rarely to be found without a tool of some kind in her purse. This dynamic and confident Wisconsin-born entrepreneur founded a successful real estate company and a wedding planning business before joining the design team of ABC's Emmy-winning "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition." In 2005 she founded Tuff Chix, Inc., dedicated to performance work wear for women that is durable and fashionable. Tuff Chix is inspired by Hemmis' own hard work and determination and features such items as pink work gloves, boots and tool belts. In December 2006, she released her first book, The Tuff Chix Guide to Easy Home Improvement, to inspire other women to tackle home improvement projects with confidence. Hemmis considers her role on "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" a blessing and feels fortunate to make her living helping others. In between extreme makeovers, she lends her time and celebrity as a spokesperson for Habitat for Humanity and other charities. She will continue her mission of giving through her Tuff Chix products & foundation, dedicating support to her favorite charities.

JULIO IGLESIAS, JR. -- Julio was born in Madrid, Spain to well-known singer Julio Iglesias and the beautiful Isabel Preysler. At a very young age he moved to Miami, Florida, a place he now considers home. Although he has spent his whole life surrounded by music, his own personal journey into music didn't begin until the late '90s, when he released his first album in English. In his second album he wanted to go back to his roots and reestablish himself; he chose to sing in Spanish and the result was the mind-expanding "Tercera Dimension" album. He got his inspiration from Anglo rock, and not only did he write lyrics, but was involved in the production of the album. "Tercera Dimension" also has some elements of rock en Espa–ol. In addition to music, Iglesias has hosted the Latin Grammy pre-show, guest starred on UPN's "EVE," and has participated in several productions for VH-1 and E! Entertainment. He was a participant in one of the most viewed shows in Spain, "Mira Quien Baila" ("Dancing with the Stars" in Spain). Recently he was chosen winner of the CMT reality program, "Gone Country," for his talents as a singer and songwriter. In addition, last year he starred in an independent film entitled "The Music of You."

JOANNA KRUPA -- Polish-born Joanna Krupa is the personification of a true, self-made sensation who knew early on in her life that she was destined to work in the world of fashion and show business. Born in Warsaw and raised in Chicago (with a strong will and little tolerance for the word "No"), after high school she moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in modeling and acting. Her hard work and positive spirit led her to become one of the most requested models/covergirls in the world. The young beauty is recognized for her diversity, her stunning exotic looks, assorted talents and unique interests. PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign featuring Joanna became a massive phenomenon. She's one of the top searched women on the internet and recently launched two internet channels, www.livevideo.com/joannakrupa.com and www.Youtube.com/TheRealJoannaKrupa. Krupa has graced 110 covers of world-renowned magazines, often being titled "the sexiest woman in the world" or "sexiest top model in the world," and was cast for several notable film and television projects. Most recently she was cast alongside Michael Madsen in "Six Days in Paradise," to be released in fall of 2009, and was featured in E! Channel's "The Sexiest" (syndicated worldwide) as one of the sexiest women in the world. The leggy beauty was also selected to be this year's cover model of the prestigious annual Ocean Drive magazine, and Maxim magazine (U.S. and European) voted her among the "TOP 100" women in the world. In 2008 Krupa was cast in "Ripple Effect" with Oscar winners and nominees Minnie Driver, Virginia Madsen and Forest Whitaker. She also appeared on hit TV shows such as "Las Vegas" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation." Additionally, her musical skills will be showcased in June with her band project's debut song, "Do It Right."

ALI LANDRY -- Actress Ali Landry continues to reign as one of the most versatile talents in Hollywood. Crowned Miss USA in 1996, Landry broke onto the scene and gained instant fame as "the Doritos girl" when she was featured in a commercial for Frito Lay during the 1998 Super Bowl telecast. Following the success of the commercial, she made the transition from modeling to acting with a variety of film and television roles. To show her dramatic chops, she took on a layered and complex role in the acclaimed feature "Bella," which was screened at the Vatican and won top honors at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival. Her guest starring roles include an appearance on CBS' "Criminal Minds," in addition to past roles on "Felicity," on which she recurred, ABC's "Two Guys and a Girl" and "Popular." Currently Landry hosts an informative and entertaining Yahoo internet series entitled "Spotlight to Nightlife," where celebrity moms share their experiences in parenting. Other hosting credits have included a weekly music-talk show, "Farmclub.com," and "Full Frontal Fashion." Landry hails from Breaux Bridge, Louisiana.

ESTELLA WARREN -- Before becoming a Hollywood actress, Estella Warren was a true, competitive athlete. At the young age of 12, she left home to train for the Canadian National Team as a synchronized swimmer. During her time as a competitive athlete, Warren was discovered by a talent scout and has now filled her resume with multiple feature films and television shows. Some of her work includes the box-office hits "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," "Planet of the Apes" and television series "Law & Order" and "Ghost Whisperer." Not only is Warren an athlete and actress, but she was also given the no. 1 spot on Maxim magazine's Hot 100 list in 2000.

"The Superstars" is produced by Juma Entertainment and Blue Entertainment Sports Television (BEST). Robert Horowitz, president, Juma Entertainment, Lewis Fenton, head of production, Juma Entertainment, Dennis Spencer, executive vice president, BEST and Michael Principe, managing director, BEST, are the executive producers.

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TODAYshow.com LAUNCHES NEW iPHONE AND iPOD TOUCH APPLICATION

New York, N.Y., April 20, 2009.                TODAYshow.com and Zumobi today unveiled the official TODAY application for the iPhone and iPod touch, offering millions of consumers access to the program's leading news, entertainment and lifestyle content, right from their mobile device. This application is a first-of-its-kind for the morning news program category and represents a compelling new way for TODAY viewers to enjoy content from America's number-one morning program for 13 years running. The free application, available now in the iTunes App store, delivers videos, top stories and photos from popular TODAY topics, including interviews with newsmakers and features on health, food and wine, entertainment, relationships and fashion.

"This fun new app lets millions of consumers stay connected to the lifestyle content they love, even when they're on the go," said Catherine Captain, general manager of TODAYshow.com. "The mobile app also presents another way for marketers to reach our highly engaged audience on another platform."

"For years, the Today Show has been the undisputed leader in morning television, drawing an incredible loyal audience of TV viewers day in and day out," said Ken Willner, CEO of Zumobi. "We are absolutely delighted to bring both the high-quality of TODAY's programming and the power of the Today Show brand to The Zumobi Network."

TODAY is presented in a vibrant design with an innovative zooming user interface that is engaging and simple to navigate. The iPhone and iPod touch application brings TODAY's digital content to the next level by putting it in the pockets and purses of the show's viewers. The TODAY mobile app is free, and iPhone and iPod touch users can download it from the iTunes App Store at http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=309546027&mt=8.

The TODAY app is part of The Zumobi Network, which offers a variety of entertaining, informative and useful mobile media applications to enjoy on next-generation smartphones.

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NBC'S 'THE TONIGHT SHOW' HOST JAY LENO ANNOUNCES THE NEXT STOP ON HIS 'COMEDY STIMULUS' TOUR

Burbank, Ca., April 20th, 2009.                On the April 20 edition of NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," host Jay Leno announced that he was going to continue to spread laughter with his plan for "stimulating" America with another "Comedy Stimulus" show – his next stop is in Wilmington, Ohio – this time he will be joined by "The Tonight Show" bandleader Kevin Eubanks.

The comedian -- again with a big boost from the event sponsor Pepsi -- will appear at the Roberts Centre (123 Gano Road, Wilmington, Ohio, near the intersection of S.R. 68 and I-71) to perform his standup for people who find themselves struggling due to the current economic crunch. The Roberts Centre is donating its venue for this free event.

"A couple of weeks ago we were in Detroit, we did these free shows for the folks," Leno said on his show, "We had a wonderful reaction, the people were terrific, so we've announced we're gonna do some more. This time we're gonna go to Wilmington, Ohio. This is the town that got devastated. Remember DHL was there and the whole company just closed up, like 80 percent unemployment. Folks there are having a hard time. They're good folks.'"

Leno continued: "This will be on Mothers' Day. And the folks at Pepsi have been great. They're sponsoring this whole thing. Have a Pepsi, and a snack, we'll give you a show. It's absolutely free; parking is free. It's at the Roberts Centre in Wilmington, Ohio. It's on May 10th."

The comedian also joked "If you don't like it, we'll give you your money back. The tickets will be handed out on April 27th. Everything is free. Just show up, have a good time and hopefully forget your troubles for a few minutes, have some fun. Thanks again to Pepsi."

"We are proud to partner with Jay Leno and to offer the residents of Wilmington a sense of renewal and optimism," said Frank Cooper, CMO of sparkling beverages, Pepsi-Cola North America Beverages. "We were there to support Jay's stimulus shows in Detroit and we look forward to another fun and uplifting event."

As the event sponsor, Pepsi will be underwriting the show. Tickets for the event which is produced in cooperation with Gail & Rice Inc. (www.gail-rice.com), a global, full service communications and entertainment agency, will be available at the Roberts Centre Conference Center beginning at 12:00 pm on Monday, April 27. When receiving the tickets, participants must provide their photo ID. Tickets will be limited to two per person. For more information please visit "The Tonight Show" website, www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno.

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'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' WRAPS UP THE SEASON WITH BACK-TO-BACK SHOWS

New York, April 20th, 2009.               "Saturday Night Live" concludes one of its best seasons in years with back-to-back shows in May featuring Justin Timberlake and musical guest Ciara on May 9, and "SNL" alum Will Ferrell and musical guest Green Day on May 16.

After many unforgettable appearances on the show as a guest, Justin Timberlake returns to studio 8H as host. Timberlake's appearances on "SNL" have produced several viral video sensations, such as the Emmy Award-winning song "D**k In A Box," and a recent cameo in November alongside Beyonce in a "Single Ladies" video parody. Timberlake is a six time Grammy award-winner, who came to fame as a member of the multi-platinum group, 'N Sync. In 2002, he released his debut solo album, "Justified," followed by his second solo album, "FutureSex/LoveSounds," with chart-toppers "SexyBack", "My Love", "LoveStoned," and "What Goes Around.../...Comes Around." The two solo albums have sold over 18 million copies worldwide. Aside from his music career, Timberlake has starred in numerous feature films including, "Alpha Dog," "Shrek The Third," and "Black Snake Moan."

Grammy winner Ciara will be the musical guest and Justin Timberlake will join her to perform her newest single, "Love Sex Magic." Already breaking into the Top Ten on Billboard's Hot 100 List, "Love Sex Magic" is the second single off Ciara's third album, "Fantasy Ride." Gaining notice in 2004 with her triple platinum debut album, "Goodies," the album included number one hits such as "Goodies" and "1,2 Step." She followed with her platinum sophomore album in 2006, "Ciara: The Evolution," which contained chart-toppers such as "Promise" and "Like A Boy." In addition to receiving the prestigious "Entertainer of the Year Award" at the Soul Train Awards in 2005, Ciara has earned four Grammy nominations (including Best New Artist), five ASCAP Awards for Songwriting, three Teen Choice Awards, two BET Awards, and two MTV Video Music Awards.

Will Ferrell, an "SNL" cast member for seven seasons, returns to studio 8H as a second-time host of the show for the season finale on May 16. Ferrell will star in the film "Land of the Lost," due out June 5. After his years at "SNL," Ferrell went on to star in the hit feature films "Old School," "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy," "Elf," "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" and "Step Brothers." Ferrell recently made his Broadway debut in his solo show, "You're Welcome America. A Final Night with George W. Bush" where it enjoyed a six-week sold-out run.

Green Day will make their third appearance as "SNL" musical guest for the season finale. The band's eighth studio album, "21st Century Breakdown," due out Friday, May 15th on Reprise Records, has been heralded by Rolling Stone as "urgent, soaring and powerful." Green Day's trio, Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Tré Cool, solidified their arrival on the music scene in 1994, with their debut album, "Dookie." The album was a dynamic blast of exuberant three-chord punk rock that sold over 15 million copies worldwide and earned Green Day their first Grammy award. Nearly a decade later, Green Day launched into the stratosphere with their landmark album, "American Idiot," debuting at the top of the Billboard charts and selling more than 12 million copies worldwide. The album also spawned five hit singles and earned seven Grammy nominations, and two Grammy wins, including Best Rock Album.

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"

Thursday, April 23               Actor Jamie Foxx; reality television star Lauren Conrad; musical guests The Dead

Friday, April 24                        Actor Michael Keaton; musical guest Lily Allen

Monday, April 27                     Actor Matthew Fox; comedian Carol Leifer; musical guests The All-American Rejects

Tuesday, April 28                     Singer Dolly Parton; musical guest Zachary Quinto

Wednesday, April 29                Actress Jennifer Garner; Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk; musical guests Manchester Orchestra

Thursday, April 30                    Talk show host Regis Philbin; a performance from the Broadway musical "Hair"

Friday, May 1                          Actor Kiefer Sutherland; musical guest Christopher O'Riley

Monday, May 4                       Actor Chris Pine; musical guests Keri Hilson with Kanye West

Tuesday, May 5                       Actor Liev Schreiber; musical guests Franz Ferdinand

Wednesday, May 6                  Musical guests Ben Harper and Relentless7

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LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON'

Thursday, April 23 – Show 0034 – Guests include Ali Larter (NBC's "Heroes"), Mike Tyson & James Toback, and musical guest Tinted Windows

Friday, April 24 – Show 0035 – Guests include Neil Patrick Harris, Emily Deschanel, and Reggie Watts

Monday, April 27 – Show 0016 – Guests include Regis Philbin, Kat Von D, Jon Glaser, and Morrissey

Tuesday, April 28 – Show 0015 – Guests include Jason Segel, The Amazing Kreskin, and Universal Record Database (Statler & Waldorf)

Wednesday, April 29 – Show 0022 – Guests include Glenn Close, Kristen Wiig (NBC's "Saturday Night Live"), and Gomez

Thursday, April 30 - Show 0002 – Guests include Tina Fey (NBC's "30 Rock"), Jon Bon Jovi, and Santigold

Friday, May 1 – Show 0025 - Lauren Graham, Judah Friedlander (NBC's "30 Rock"), and Cold War Kids

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"

Tuesday, April 21                     Actor Rob Morrow from the CBS drama series "Numb3rs; explorer Jean-Michel Cousteau

Wednesday, April 22           Author/Fmr. CBS' "Price is Right" host Bob Barker; actress Jean Smart

Thursday, April 23               Actress Teri Hatcher; music by Martina McBride

Friday, April 24                    Actor Eddie Izzard; music by Chris Botti

Monday, April 27                     actor Breckin Meyer

Tuesday, April 28                     Athlete/Health Advocate John McEnroe

Wednesday, April 29                Actor Kenneth Branagh; music by Antony & The Johnsons

Thursday, April 30                    Actor Michael Douglas; host Carrie Ann Inaba

Friday, May 1                      Actor Henry Winkler; boxer Ricky Hatton

Monday, May 4                   Actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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LISTINGS FOR 'LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY'

Thursday, April 23 –1005 Eliza Dushku with musical guest Brett Dennen

Friday, April 24 –1006 Joshua Gomez with musical guest White Lies

Monday, April 27 –998 Sprague Grayden with musical guest The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Tuesday, April 28 –990 Masi Oka with musical guest The Duke Spirit

Wednesday, April 29 –994 Jack & Kelly Osbourne with musical guest Ben Harper & Relentless7

Thursday, April 30 –999 Cameron Richardson/Eric Price with musical guest Adele

Friday, May 1 –1000 Mr. Brainwash with musical guest The Duke Spirit

Monday, May 4 –1001 Liz Hatch/Kevin Hart with musical guest Lykke Li

Tuesday, May 5 –1008 Lily Allen

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QUOTABLES FROM 'LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON'

April 13 – April 17

"Well, the wait is over. The Obamas have chosen a new White House dog. It's a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Very cute dog. Yeah, but their first choice, a Wheaton terrier, was arrested for tax evasion."

"The dog arrived just in time because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing frisbees to Joe Biden."

"Bo - that's a great name. They almost named it after the other dog from the White House – Bill."

"It was a big weekend for Miley Cyrus – The Hannah Montana movie came out and made over 34 million dollars at the box office. Which is great news for Billy Ray Cyrus – this means his allowance is going up."

"This is sad. The man who created Dungeons and Dragons died last week. He was buried in a 12-sided coffin."

"It was a big weekend for golf fans. The winner of Masters was Angel Cabrera - or - as most of us know him: Not Tiger Woods."

"A "glitch" on Amazon.com has caused gay and lesbian-themed books to be removed from the system. Said one gay author, "Glitch, please.""

"A man from Saudi Arabia divorced his wife via text message by typing the phrase "I divorce you" three times. That is really cold. And then he added LOL with a smiley face."
"Then, too make it worse he wrote – ROTFDY – Rolling On the Floor Divorcing You. And she just replied with two letters… FU."

"I read this -this is just weird. A thief in Maine stole a 66-year-old bicycle that belonged to an 83-year-old woman. Police were able to spot the criminal by looking for a man riding a bike with a gigantic front wheel and a tiny back wheel."

"And finally, police in Oklahoma are looking for a man who stole three flat-screen TVs from a Holiday Inn Express. They're also looking for the mysterious man who put three flat-screens in a Holiday Inn Express."

"Well everybody, it's here. Tomorrow is tax day. April 15th. And, if you didn't know that until Jimmy Fallon told you, then you're screwed."

"President Obama gave a major speech on the economy. And once again, he promised Americans change: Specifically, pennies, nickels, dimes, etc ..."

"General Motors is recalling one point five million vehicles because they say the engines could catch on fire. One and a half million GM cars and trucks. Wow. Luckily, no one bought any of them."

"Music producer Phil Spector could face a life sentence after being convicted of second-degree murder on Monday. But on the bright side, his criminal record -- just went platinum."

"In an interview, Kobe Bryant said when he got his first basketball he slept with it every night. In fact, he slept with it so much, he eventually bought it a $4 million diamond ring."

"Did you guys know that April is National Poetry Month? It was started back in 1996 as a way to get people really excited about May."

"A new report shows that a bag of heroin can be cheaper than a six-pack of beer. That's really good news and bad news for Amy Winehouse."

"Mel Gibson's wife of twenty-eight years filed for divorce on Monday. In the court documents she listed the reason as… "Dammit, I'm getting too old for this sh*t."

"In England a man fathered a baby from a sperm sample he froze back in 1987. The baby has blue eyes, weighs seven pounds, and loves Huey Lewis and the News."

"It's tax day today. Wednesday April 15th. But if you didn't get yours done in time, don't worry about it. The good news is you may be on your way to an Obama cabinet position."

"This whole pirate situation is getting out of control...two more attacks yesterday. Apparently, what they do is pull up to a ship, fire some shots to scare everyone off, then climb up the side, and then I guess they copy and distribute DVDs?"

"It's baseball season! It's so exciting. Tomorrow is opening day at the new Yankee Stadium. Baseball brings back so many great memories. I love it – the smell of the grass, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd– I can still remember when my dad got me my first syringe…"

"New York City is considering banning cab drivers from talking on their cell phones while driving. Of course that also eliminates the old game of "Are you talking to me? Oh, you're on the phone. No? Me? On the phone? Sorry. Oh, you're talking to me?""

"Here's a story out of China. It took them seventeen years but three Chinese brothers built a full-size replica of Noah's ark. Now comes the hard part - deciding which two get to board it."

"Due to the struggling economy people are now drinking fewer bottles of wine. Fewer bottles because they're are too busy drinking wine out of boxes."

"And finally, KFC is now offering "grilled chicken" as an option on its menu. It's starting a trend. Now Arby's is going to start using actual roast beef."

"Did you hear what Nicolas Sarkozy – the French President – said about Obama yesterday? He called his new policies "unsubstantial and overrated". Then Hillary Clinton said: "That's exactly what I've been saying.""

"Elisabeth Hasselbeck, you know the co-host of "The View." Well - she was in an accident – she got hit by a bicycle yesterday - but she's OK. She's just thankful that Barbara Walters wasn't driving a car."

"I heard that Michael Vick – remember him? Disgraced quarterback? When he gets released from prison he'll be getting his own reality show. They're calling it… Last Collie Standing."

"Clement Freud, the grandson of Sigmund Freud, he died yesterday at the age of eighty boobs – Four! I meant four! I'm gay. What? I'm ready for the next card, next joke."
"Clement Freud is survived by his wife who he wished was his mother."

"Scientists in Iran have successfully cloned a goat. Great job scientists. By the way, AIDS still exists."

"The second largest shopping mall in America filed for bankruptcy today. The hearing will be held in the Food Court tomorrow."

"To pay off her campaign debt, Hillary Clinton is auctioning off a day with Bill Clinton. Bill said he's thrilled to do it, as long as Hillary isn't allowed to enter the auction."

"Washington and Lee University - that's in Virginia, received a library book that was checked out 145 years ago. A library spokesperson said she's thrilled to have Larry King's autobiography back on the shelf where it belongs."

"Oprah Winfrey joined Twitter today! We finally have a way to know what's on Oprah's mind. So now she finally has a way to speak directly to her fans. Fans who don't like TV, magazines, books, the internet, shopping, travel, and food. Yeah, we finally have a way to know what's on Oprah's mind."

"Bobby Jindal, the Republican Governor of Louisiana, he criticized Dick Cheney today, saying he shouldn't question Obama's patriotism. In response, Cheney said: "I respect your opinion, that's cool," and "Hey, would you like to go on a hunting trip next week?""

"John Madden announced that he's retiring from broadcasting at the age of seventy-three. Madden is really excited actually, because this means he can finally let himself go."
"At the retirement party, they gave him a gold watch inside a duck that was inside a turkey. Deep fried in a vat. It's a Watchducken."

"Surgeons discovered a two-inch tall fir tree growing inside a man's lung this week. The guy knew something was wrong when he started coughing up squirrels."
"He wants to have it removed, but he's having trouble getting a permit from the city."
"On the bright side, he's now vomiting Christmas presents."

"And finally in California, a school board member was found guilty of stealing a bottle of ketchup from the college dining hall. They got him to confess by repeatedly smacking him on the bottom until the truth came out."

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Things Overheard in the Meeting Between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez"

As presented on the Monday, April 20 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10.       "Donde esta 'el presidente dumb-ass'?"

9.         "Sorry Mr. President, they don't sell Marlboros here."

8.         "Let's get a picture of you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez to really piss off Rush Limbaugh."

7.         "Mr. Chavez, I have a book for you, too - Artie Lange's Too Fat to Fish."

6.         "Does this breakup mean Lindsay Lohan is back to dating guys?"

5.         "Remember, you can't spell Hugo without 'hug.'"

4.         "I can't believe they killed Edie on 'Desperate Housewives.'"

3.         "Does Biden really think he's fooling anybody with those plugs?"

2.         "I think there's one thing we can both agree on - there's a new star in the Hollywood galaxy by the name of Zac Efron."

1.         "Is it too late for me to buy your Senate seat?"

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN “Signs the Government Is Spying On You”

As presented on the Friday, April 16 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10.       Your kitty has a satellite dish on his head.

9.         At restaurant, waiter urges, “Speak directly into the dinner rolls.”

8.         Your car’s GPS unit has an awful lot of questions.

7.         “Girl Scout” delivering your Thin Mints is 6’4”, 270.

6.         Keep finding underpants labeled “Agent Morales.”

5.         Mailman warns you, “This conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes.”

4.         NSA sends over sexy lingerie they’d like your wife to wear.

3.         You sing in the shower, a mysterious voice responds, “A little pitchy.”

2.         There’s a Navy Seal hiding in your fish tank.

1.         Several times a week, you get chloroformed, stuffed in a trunk and dumped in Mexico.

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Things I’ve Learned from Being An Accountant"

As presented by 10 New York City area accountants on the Wednesday, April 15 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10.       Phil DeFalco: When you know the right people at the Post Office, it can be April 15^th whenever you want.

9.         Andrew Ross: Wite-Out and 7-Up – surprisingly refreshing.

8.         John Fodera: If you’re confused by something on the tax form, just write, “Huh?”

7.         Richard Koenigsberg: You do the taxes; don’t let the taxes do you.

6.         Adele Valenzuela: People will pay you a lot of money if you pretend to know how the tax code works.

5.         Doug Cohen: The only thing more satisfying than getting a client a sizeable refund is the garlic scrimp scampi at Red Lobster.

4.         Andrew Rubin: Numbers is hard.

3.         Sandra Busell: After completing tax returns for 12 straight hours, your calculator starts talking to you.

2.         Roger Levenson: Always put your clients first…unless you get an offer to go on Letterman.

1.         Richard Cohen: Women want me. Men want to be me.

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