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“AMERICAN IDOL” RETURNS WITH A BRAND-NEW SEASON, NEW CONTESTANTS AND A NEW JUDGE, JAN. 13 AND 14, ON FOX.          The wait is almost over for the return of television’s No. 1 show!          (Read More)

MULTITALENTED COMEDY ACTOR JACK BLACK TO GUEST-STAR IN NBC'S SPECIAL POST SUPERBOWL EPISODE OF EMMY-WINNING 'THE OFFICE'            Multitalented actor Jack Black ("Kung Fu Panda," "Tropic Thunder,") is set to guest-star in the upcoming post Super Bowl episode of "The Office".       (Read More)

 

 

JESSICA ALBA TO GUEST STAR IN NBC'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED POST SUPERBOWL EPISODE OF EMMY-WINNING 'THE OFFICE'            Actress Jessica Alba ("Fantastic Four") is set to guest star in the upcoming post Super Bowl episode of "The Office".      (Read More)

SIXTEEN ASPIRING CHEFS STEP UP TO THE PLATE ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN” THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, ON FOX          Thursday nights heat up this winter as a new batch of 16 aspiring chefs step through the doors of HELL’S KITCHEN.       (Read More)

 

REAPER RETURNS MARCH 17TH On The CW            The devilish series from The CW, returns to television on Tuesday, March 17      (Read More)

NBC'S 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' IS MAKING A LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE TO SEE IF THE CONTESTANTS AND AUDIENCE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE          In the spirit of the holidays, "Deal or No Deal" continues the tradition of becoming a winter wonderland on Thursday, December 25      (Read More)

13 - FEAR IS REAL TO PREMIERE WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7TH ON THE CW NETWORK            “13 - FEAR IS REAL”, a spine-tingling new eight-episode series combining the horror genre with a reality show format, will premiere January 7, 2009, on The CW Network.      (Read More)

FOX IS “GLEE”-FUL             FOX has ordered 13 episodes of GLEE, an inspiring musical comedy series from Ryan Murphy (“Nip/Tuck,” “Popular”).      (Read More)

'2008: TODAY LOOKS BACK, A HOLIDAY SPECIAL'             Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Al Roker and Ann Curry will host "2008: Today Looks Back, A Holiday Special," which will air Monday, December 22.      (Read More)

HUGH JACKMAN TO HOST 81ST ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS              Hugh Jackman will host the 81st Academy Awards telecast.      (Read More)

THE BACHELOR SEASON PREMIERE             Jason Mesnick, 32, hopes the "third time is the charm," as the "Bachelor's" first-ever single dad begins his own bid for true love.      (Read More)

HALLE BERRY AND TYLER PERRY TO HOST LIVE BROADCAST OF “40TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS” THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, ON FOX             Academy Award winner Halle Berry and critically acclaimed screenwriter/actor Tyler Perry will host the 40TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS.      (Read More)

HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION 2008 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS NOMINATIONS FOR THE YEAR ENDED DECEMBER 31, 2008      (Read More)

“AMERICAN IDOL” winner DAVID COOK AND GRAMMY WINNER scott weiland RING IN 2009 FROM THE MIRAGE IN LAS VEGAS ON “new year’s eve live” WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 31, ON FOX             AMERICAN IDOL Season Seven winner David Cook and Grammy Award-winning musician Scott Weiland are set to perform at The Mirage in Las Vegas on NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE.      (Read More)

EMMY AWARD NOMINEE LAUREN AMBROSE AND ADAM KAUFMAN STAR IN "LOVING LEAH," A NEW "HALLMARK HALL OF FAME" PRESENTATION TO BE BROADCAST SUNDAY, JAN. 25 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK                         Emmy Award nominee Lauren Ambrose ("Six Feet Under") and Adam Kaufman ("Without a Trace") star in LOVING LEAH, a new "Hallmark Hall of Fame" presentation.      (Read More)

NBC SPORTS TO BROADCAST NHL WINTER CLASSIC FROM WRIGLEY FIELD ON NEW YEAR'S DAY            NBC Sports will present broadcast coverage of NHL Winter Classic 2009 between the Detroit Red Wings and Chicago Blackhawks, New Year's Day beginning at 1 p.m. ET from historic Wrigley Field in Chicago.      (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'      (Read More)

'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO' LISTINGS      (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"      (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'      (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"      (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR 'LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY'      (Read More)

ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE      (Read More)

THE VIEW LISTINGS      (Read More)

QUOTABLES FROM 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S WEEKEND UPDATE' WITH AMY POEHLER AND SETH MEYERS DECEMBER 13, 2008      (Read More)

QUOTABLES FROM NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'      (Read More)

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Messages Left on Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine"      (Read More)

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Highlights of the Ball State Cardinals' Season" Presented by Head Coach Brady Hoke      (Read More)

  

“AMERICAN IDOL” RETURNS WITH A BRAND-NEW SEASON, NEW CONTESTANTS AND A NEW JUDGE, JAN. 13 AND 14, ON FOX.

Los Angeles, Ca., December 15th, 2008.          The wait is almost over for the return of television’s No. 1 show! Last season’s finale boasted a record-breaking nearly 100 million votes cast in the crowning of David Cook as the winner, and now, AMERICAN IDOL is set to return with a two-night, four-hour premiere event featuring extraordinary talent and outrageous new auditions Tuesday, Jan. 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) and Wednesday, Jan. 14 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

The eighth season kicks off with three weeks of audition episodes, featuring tryouts held in East Rutherford, NJ; Jacksonville, FL; Kansas City, MO; Louisville, KY; Phoenix, AZ; Salt Lake City, UT; San Francisco, CA; and San Juan, Puerto Rico. After the two-night premiere, auditions will continue for two weeks on Tuesday, Jan. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) and Wednesday, Jan. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT); and Tuesday, Jan. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) and Wednesday, Jan. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT). The final audition episode will air Thursday, Jan. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

 

The lucky auditioners who get the judges’ approval then move on to the “Hollywood Round” where contestants vie for a semifinalist position during the grueling next phase of the auditions. Extended for one week, the “Hollywood Round” episodes air: Tuesday, Feb. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT); Wednesday, Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT); and Tuesday, Feb. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT). On Wednesday, Feb. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), dreams come true for three dozen hopefuls, as Simon, Randy, Paula and Kara announce the Top 36 semifinalists. 

 

It will then be up to America to decide who moves forward in the competition. For three consecutive Tuesdays including: Feb. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), Feb. 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) and March 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), 12 different semifinalists will perform each night in the hopes of moving on to the Top 12. Each week during the LIVE results shows airing Wednesdays: Feb. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), Feb. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) and March 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), the three finalists with the highest number of America’s votes will secure coveted spots in the Top 12.

 

On Thursday, March 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), AMERICAN IDOL presents a special “Wild Card” episode featuring the judges favorite remaining contestants. After each of the contestants perform, the judges will select the three final contestants who will round out the Top 12.

 

The competition heats up as those Top 12 finalists take the stage for the first time together Tuesday, March 10 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed). Immediately following, America has another chance to share its voice and vote for their favorite finalists. 

 

 

RECAP (All times ET/PT)

 

Tuesday, Jan. 13 (8:00-10:00 PM)          Season Premiere, Part 1  

 

Wednesday, Jan. 14 (8:00-10:00 PM)          Season Premiere, Part 2 

 

Tuesday, Jan. 20 (8:00-9:00 PM)               Auditions Episode

 

Wednesday, Jan. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM)          Auditions Episode

 

Tuesday, Jan. 27 (8:00-9:00 PM)               Auditions Episode

 

Wednesday, Jan. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM)          Auditions Episode

 

Thursday, Jan. 29 (8:00-9:00 PM)                 Auditions Episode    

 

Tuesday, Feb. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM)               Hollywood Round, Part 1

 

Wednesday, Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM)          Hollywood Round, Part 2

 

Tuesday, Feb. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM)               Hollywood Round, Part 3

 

Wednesday, Feb. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM)          Hollywood Round, Part 4 – 

Top 36 Semifinalists Announced

 

Tuesday, Feb. 17 (8:00-10:00 PM)          12 Semifinalists Perform

 

Wednesday, Feb. 18 (8:00-9:00 PM)     First LIVE Results Show (ET live/PT tape-delayed) 

                                                          3 Finalists Advance

 

Tuesday, Feb. 24 (8:00-10:00 PM)          12 Semifinalists Perform

 

Wednesday, Feb. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM)     LIVE Results Show (ET live/PT tape-delayed) 

                                                          3 Finalists Advance

 

Tuesday, March 3 (8:00-10:00 PM)     12 Semifinalists Perform

 

 

Wednesday, March 4 (8:00-9:00 PM)     LIVE Results Show (ET live/PT tape-delayed) 

                                                          3 Finalists Advance

 

Thursday, March 5 (8:00-9:00 PM)     Wild Card Round – Top 12 Finalists Revealed

 

Tuesday, March 10 (8:00-10:00 PM)     Top 12 Finalists Perform  

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MULTITALENTED COMEDY ACTOR JACK BLACK TO GUEST-STAR IN NBC'S SPECIAL POST SUPERBOWL EPISODE OF EMMY-WINNING 'THE OFFICE'

Universal City, Ca., December 15th, 2008.            Multitalented actor Jack Black ("Kung Fu Panda," "Tropic Thunder,") is set to guest-star in the upcoming post Super Bowl episode of "The Office." The announcement was made by Angela Bromstad, President, Primetime Entertainment, NBC and Universal Media Studios.

In one plot of the special post Super Bowl episode of "The Office," some of the office workers try to secretly watch a bootlegged Hollywood movie during the workday. The movie stars Jack Black and other notable Hollywood actors.

The special hour-long episode titled "Stress Relief" will premiere immediately following "Super Bowl XLIII," Sunday, February 1 (10:30-11:30 p.m. ET; simultaneously to all time zones) on NBC. Season five of the Emmy-Award winning series will continue airing in its regular time slot; Thursdays (9-9:30 p.m. ET/PT) on NBC.

"The Office" is executive-produced by Ben Silverman, Greg Daniels, who developed the series for American audiences, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Howard Klein and Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta and produced by Reveille LLC, Deedle Dee Productions and Universal Media Studios.

This year has been very busy for Jack Black, starting with lending his voice to the lead animated character of "Po" in Paramount Pictures' Kung Fu Panda. The film has earned more than $626 million worldwide, making it DreamWorks Animation's most successful non-sequel film to date. So it comes as no surprise that DreamWorks has signed Black for the sequel scheduled to release in summer of 2011.

Black was back on top of the box office charts in August for the Paramount release of "Tropic Thunder." Directed and written by Ben Stiller, who also starred in the film, Black was joined by the star-studded cast of Robert Downey Jr., Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey. The film was #1 in the box office for two straight weeks and has earned over $100 million domestically.

Black recently wrapped filming his next feature film, "The Year One," starring opposite of Michael Cera ("Juno"). Produced by Judd Apatow ("Pineapple Express") and directed by Harold Ramis ("Knocked Up"), Black plays "Zed" a lazy hunter-gatherer who is banished from his primitive village and set off on an epic journey through the ancient world. This adventure comedy is set to release in June of 2009.

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JESSICA ALBA TO GUEST STAR IN NBC'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED POST SUPERBOWL EPISODE OF EMMY-WINNING 'THE OFFICE'

Universal City, Ca., December 16th, 2008.            Actress Jessica Alba ("Fantastic Four") is set to guest star in the upcoming post Super Bowl episode of "The Office." The announcement was made by Angela Bromstad, President, Primetime Entertainment, NBC and Universal Media Studios.

In one plot of the special post Super Bowl episode of "The Office," some of the office workers try to secretly watch a bootlegged Hollywood movie during the workday. Alba and comedic actor Jack Black will play characters in the bootleg movie.

The special hour-long episode titled "Stress Relief" will premiere immediately following "Super Bowl XLIII" Sunday, February 1 (10:30-11:30 p.m. ET; simultaneously to all time zones) on NBC. Season five of the Emmy-Award winning series will continue airing in its regular time slot; Thursdays (9-9:30 p.m. ET/PT) on NBC.

"The Office" is executive-produced by Ben Silverman, Greg Daniels, who developed the series for American audiences, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Howard Klein and Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta and produced by Reveille LLC, Deedle Dee Productions and Universal Media Studios.

Alba first achieved worldwide recognition as the lead character in James Cameron's "Dark Angel." In the series, Alba portrayed Max, a genetically enhanced human prototype who escapes from her government captors only to live out her life on the run in the underground of 21st century Seattle. In the series' first season, she was nominated for a Golden Globe and a People's Choice Award. She was voted the TV Guide Award as Breakout Star of the Year by readers, and won Favorite TV Actress at the 2001 Teen Choice Awards. "Dark Angel" has been a success around the world, helping to establish her as an international star.

Her early feature film credits include "Never Been Kissed," starring and produced by Drew Barrymore, as well as the thriller "Idle Hands." She later starred as the title character in the romance film "The Sleeping Dictionary." Her first starring role in a major studio film was the 2003 release "Honey." The contemporary urban drama from Universal Pictures grossed over $60-million worldwide.

In 2005 she starred opposite Bruce Willis and an all-star cast in the provocative and critically acclaimed "Sin City," directed by Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller. She next starred as Sue Storm 'The Invisible Girl' in Marvel Comics' action-franchise blockbuster "Fantastic Four," which was released in July 2005 and became a worldwide box-office success, with over $300 million in revenue. Later the same year, she starred in the 2005 underwater action-adventure, "Into the Blue." In 2005, the combined worldwide box office for "Fantastic Four," "Sin City" and "Into the Blue" totaled over half a billion dollars. There is talk of a sequel to "Sin City" and the second installment of the popular comic book adaptation "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" opened to worldwide success in June 2007.

Alba co-starred in the psychological thriller "Awake" with Terrence Howard, Hayden Christiansen and Lena Olin, and the hit comedy "Good Luck Chuck" opposite Dane Cook. Alba went on to star in the remake of Hong Kong's psychological horror hit "The Eye," and then co-starred with Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake in the summer comedy "The Love Guru." Next up, she stars in "An Invisible Sign of My Own," filmed on location in New York for release in 2009.

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SIXTEEN ASPIRING CHEFS STEP UP TO THE PLATE ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN” THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., December 15th, 2008.          Thursday nights heat up this winter as a new batch of 16 aspiring chefs step through the doors of HELL’S KITCHEN to face world-renowned chef Gordon Ramsay as he serves up the fifth course of his fiery unscripted series, premiering Thursday, Jan. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.  

 

The chefs have varying degrees of culinary experience, but all are incredibly passionate about food. Demanding absolute perfection, Ramsay puts the chefs through rigorous culinary challenges, testing to see who will boil under the intense pressure.  Each week, Ramsay will send one chef home, and the rest are left to sauté their way toward the grand prize of a “Head Chef” position at the East Coast’s leading resort destination, Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa.  Since opening in 2003, Borgata has raised the culinary bar in Atlantic City introducing world-class dining experiences to the market.

 

During the season premiere, the 16 chefs enter HELL’S KITCHEN and get to work right away by preparing and presenting their signature dishes to Chef Ramsay. Unlike past seasons, Ramsay is pleasantly surprised by some of the chef’s creations. After the taste test, they waste no time breaking up into teams and prepping for that night’s dinner service. When the doors of HELL’S KITCHEN open and the intensity heats up, tempers flare and emotions run high.

 

The 16 HELL’S KITCHEN chefs are:

 

The Red Team:

Andrea, 30, a line cook from Reading, PA

Carol, 30, a sous chef from Knoxville, TN 

Coi, 22, a café cook from Austin, TX

Colleen, 41, a cooking school instructor from Papillion, NE

Ji, 33, a private caterer from Palisades Park, NJ

LA, 23, a line cook from Las Vegas, NV

Lacey, 24, a corporate buffet cook from Charlotte, NC

Paula, 28, an executive sous chef from Coconut Creek, FL

 

The Blue Team: 

Ben, 26, an executive sous chef from Chicago, IL

Charlie, 24, a prep chef from Las Vegas, NV

Danny, 23, an executive chef from Edgewater, FL

Giovanni, 37, an executive chef from Destin, FL

J, 32, a food court chef from Clifton Park, NY

Robert, 29, a sous chef from Quogue, NY

Seth, 27, a private party chef from New York, NY

Wil, 27, a quality-control chef from Elgin, IL

 

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REAPER RETURNS TUESDAY, MARCH 17

Los Angeles, Ca., December 4th, 2008.            The devilish series from The CW, returns to television on Tuesday, March 17 at 9/8c, following episodes of 90210.

 

Returning for its second season, REAPER blends suspense and humor as it follows Sam, a slacker whose world turned upside down on his 21st birthday when he learned that his parents sold his soul to the Devil before he was born. Charged by the Devil himself to be Hell’s bounty hunter, Sam, with the aid of his goofball friends, Sock and Ben, and loyal girlfriend Andi, must track down evil-doers and send them back where they belong. Along the way, Sam has learned a lot about friendship, trust and the line between good and evil. The series stars Bret Harrison as Sam Oliver, Tyler Labine as Bert “Sock” Wysocki, Ray Wise as the Devil, Missy Peregrym as Andi Prendergast, Rick Gonzalez as Ben Gonzalez, Valarie Rae Miller as Josie Miller, Donavon Stinson as Ted and Andrew Airlie as Mr. Oliver. 

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NBC'S 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' IS MAKING A LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE TO SEE IF THE CONTESTANTS AND AUDIENCE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE

Universal City, Ca., December 11th, 2008.          In the spirit of the holidays, "Deal or No Deal" continues the tradition of becoming a winter wonderland on Thursday, December 25 (8-10 p.m. ET). For the third consecutive year, watch as host Howie Mandel tries to make someone’s Christmas wish come true by winning the one million dollars.

The two-hour episode begins with a family from Long Beach, California. First to play is father to thirteen kids, James Calhoun who will be rotating rounds with his daughter Gina and son Joshua. James’ dream is to give his family an extravagant Christmas, something he's never been able to do before. Next to play is Silver Star and Purple Heart recipient Matt Zedwick from Corrallis, Oregon. Newly married, Zedwick hopes to win enough money to take care of his new bride and buy a house. The Banker also includes an exciting side game for the contestants worth an extra $25,000. The challenge is to eliminate the nine lowest prize amounts with reindeer names hidden in the cases before they take a deal.

The giving does not end with the contestants -- the audience receives an abundance of presents too including: Slingbox SOLO; Mattel Holiday Barbie plus $100 gift certificate to Barbie Collector; Timex watch accented with diamonds; Microsoft Zune; The Singing Machine; Seaworld - VIP Annual Pass; Budget Rent A Car - five free days; Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed 5000; Sony Mylo; “Marley & Me” Premiere Passes plus $100 cash for each audience member; Guitar Hero® World Tour by Activision; Xbox 360 from Buy.com and Dish Network HD with one year free service. Viewers at home can also watch and play the "Beat the Banker" game for a chance to win $50,000.

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13 - FEAR IS REAL TO PREMIERE WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7

Los Angeles, Ca., December 3rd, 2008.             “13 - FEAR IS REAL”, a spine-tingling new eight-episode series combining the horror genre with a reality show format, will premiere January 7, 2009, on The CW Network.

 

Thirteen people compete to “stay alive” as they face their deepest fears in an all-out elimination competition and scare-fest.  Pitted against each other in situations straight from the horror movies, the 13 will face shocking surprises, psychological scares and lots of “beware of the dark” moments, all designed by a “mastermind” of terror.  In addition to frightening them, he’ll also entice individuals to work in concert with him and against the others, creating a situation in which the 13 will not only look over their shoulders but will also never be certain who is real before them.

Each week, one unlucky victim will be “killed off” via frightening challenges and game-playing until only one person is left to win the grand prize of – fittingly – $66,666 

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FOX IS “GLEE”-FUL

 

Los Angeles, Ca., December 16th, 2008.             FOX has ordered 13 episodes of GLEE, an inspiring musical comedy series from Ryan Murphy (“Nip/Tuck,” “Popular”). The one-hour series follows an optimistic high school teacher as he tries to transform the school’s Glee Club and inspire a group of ragtag performers to make it to the biggest competition of them all: Nationals. The show will debut in 2009 and features a soundtrack of hit songs from past to present.

 

McKinley High School's Glee Club used to be at the top of the show choir world, but years later, a series of scandals have turned it into a haven for misfits and social outcasts. WILL SCHUESTER (Matthew Morrison, Broadway’s “Hairspray”) has offered to take on the Herculean task of restoring the Glee Club to its former glory. Even with the help of fellow teacher EMMA PILLSBURY (Jayma Mays, “Ugly Betty”), it won’t be easy since the “brightest stars” of the pitch-imperfect club include KURT (Chris Colfer), a nerdy soprano with a flair for the dramatic; MERCEDES (Amber Riley), a dynamic diva-in-training who refuses to sing back up; ARTY (Kevin McHale, “True Blood”), a geeky guitarist who attracts more bullies than girls; and TINA (Jenna Ushkowitz, “Spring Awakening”), an awkward girl who needs to suppress her stutter before her center stage solo.

 

Will’s only hope lies with two true talents: RACHEL (Lea Michele, “Spring Awakening”), a perfectionist firecracker who is convinced show choir is her ticket to stardom; and FINN (Cory Monteith, “Kyle XY”), the popular high school quarterback with movie star looks and a Motown voice who must protect his cool reputation with his holier-than-thou girlfriend, QUINN (Dianna Agron), and his arrogant teammate, PUCK (Mark Salling).

 

Will is determined to do whatever it takes to make Glee great again, even though everyone around him thinks he's nuts. He's out to prove them all wrong—from his tough-as-nails wife TERRI (Jessalyn Gilsig, “Nip/Tuck”) to McKinley's cheerleading coach SUE SYLVESTER (Jane Lynch, “Best In Show,” “Role Models”) to an über-hip world that thinks jazz hands and sequined tuxedos litter the road to infamy rather than pave the way to Hollywood dreams.   

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'2008: TODAY LOOKS BACK, A HOLIDAY SPECIAL'

New York, N.Y., December 16th, 2008.             America's first family is making a very special appearance in primetime this holiday season. Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Al Roker and Ann Curry will host "2008: Today Looks Back, A Holiday Special," which will air Monday, December 22 at 8 p.m. "Today's" Natalie Morales, Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, Lester Holt, Amy Robach, Jenna Wolfe, Willard Scott and Gene Shalit will also make appearances during the hour-long special.

"2008: Today Looks Back, A Holiday Special" will review the incredible year of 2008. The "Today" anchors will take a look at the most memorable events and newsmakers of 2008, including the top five news stories of the year, the top five moving moments, and the top five people of the year. The program will also highlight the most unforgettable pop culture stories of 2008 as well as funny out-takes and bloopers from the "Today" show.

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HUGH JACKMAN TO HOST 81ST ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS

New York, N.Y., December 16th, 2008.             Hugh Jackman will host the 81st Academy Awards telecast, Producer Laurence Mark and Executive Producer Bill Condon announced today. This will be Jackman's first time center stage at the Oscar show, although he has previously been a presenter.

"Hugh Jackman is a consummate entertainer and an internationally renowned movie star," said Mark and Condon in a joint statement. "He also has style, elegance and a sense of occasion. Hugh is the ideal choice to host a celebration of the year's movies - and to have fun doing it."

Jackman stars in the current release "Australia," directed by Baz Luhrmann. He will next be seen in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine," having portrayed the title character in the previous three smash-hit "X-Men" movies. Other films credits include "The Prestige," "Flushed Away," "The Fountain," "Happy Feet," "Van Helsing," "Kate and Leopold" and "Swordfish."

A native of Australia, Jackman won the 2004 Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical for his performance in "The Boy from Oz." He has served as host of the Tony Awards ceremony and won a 2005 Emmy for that.

Jackman's other stage credits include "Carousel," "Oklahoma!," "Sunset Boulevard" and "Beauty and the Beast."

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2008 will be presented on Sunday, February 22, 2009, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center, and televised live by the ABC Television Network. The Oscar presentation also will be televised live in more than 200 countries worldwide.

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THE BACHELOR SEASON PREMIERE

New York, N.Y., December 10th, 2008.             Jason Mesnick, 32, hopes the "third time is the charm," as the "Bachelor's" first-ever single dad begins his own bid for true love, searching for the one woman who will complete his family as wife and stepmother to his adorable son, Tyler, when the 13th edition of ABC's popular romance reality series, "The Bachelor," premieres with a two-hour special, MONDAY, JANUARY 5 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

Millions of viewers were stunned when DeAnna Pappas rejected Jason's proposal, as he dropped to one knee to profess his love in the dramatic season finale of "The Bachelorette." Jason was left brokenhearted and wondering how he could have misjudged DeAnna's intentions, but his female fans, who suffered his emotional heartbreak with him, flocked to support him.

Jason still believes in destiny and that he can find love through "The Bachelor," as he discovered when he fell for DeAnna. His heart-warming story as a handsome single father from Seattle with a three-year-old son, Ty - the apple of his eye - resonated with many women. Jason would like to start another family, himself the middle son in a family of three boys. His older brother, Sean, is married with children. Jason currently lives with his younger brother, Larry, and with Ty.

In this season's premiere, "Episode 1301," Jason returns to the same Los Angeles mansion where it all started for him with DeAnna. Twenty-five beautiful bachelorettes have traveled across the U.S. and around the world to meet him, each having seen him on "The Bachelorette," and are hoping that they will be the lucky woman to share a life with him. An adorable small town beauty, a big city sophisticate who is sick of the club scene and a swank jewelry designer are among the gorgeous, intelligent women hoping to find a new home in Seattle. All of the ladies are excited and anxious to meet the man they have long been dreaming about.

At the party, Jason is blown away as one stunning woman after another lets him know that he is the only man for her. One flirtatious brunette tries to prove that she is Jason's biggest fan by showing off her extensive knowledge of his life; another vivacious bachelorette reveals that she can assess a man based on the condiments he chooses for his hot dog and puts Jason immediately to the test; a school teacher admits she resigned from her job for the opportunity to meet the handsome single dad; and a sexy flight attendant leads a toast to DeAnna, thanking her for giving Jason the chance to be the Bachelor.

However, once Chris Harrison brings out the "first impression" rose, the competition intensifies. A Brazilian bombshell invites Jason for a sexy samba by the pool, only to have a girl-next-door type cut in and grab him for a jazzy slow dance, American style. A beautiful widow shares the story of her tragic past and a birthday gal thinks she is a lock for the rose.

The pressure mounts as the evening goes on and, in a stunning twist, each woman is asked to vote for the Bachelorette that she would like to see leave immediately! Some vote for the woman who they perceive as their biggest threat; others vote with Jason's best interest at heart. In the end, one woman is in for a shocking surprise. Finally, Jason must eliminate ten of the 25 women the first night, leaving 15 to compete for his affections, and in the end, his heart.

A list of the bachelorettes will be released shortly.

Romantic and adventurous dates will reach new heights this season, testing the ladies' perseverance in pursuing their romantic objective, along with fun, exciting and exotic dates that will elicit real and raw passions. Jason escorts one lucky bachelorette to the Walt Disney Music Hall for a private performance by R&B superstar Robin Thicke, and another woman goes up, up and away on a romantic ride over Los Angeles in a Goodyear blimp. Jason closes down Legoland California and treats one lady to a thrilling surprise, which leads to one of the most touching dates of the season. A million dollars worth of jewels awaits one woman, whom the Bachelor then whisks away on a private jet to Las Vegas for a panoramic helicopter ride over Red Rock Canyon, a cozy dinner and a private performance by pop singer Kate Voegele. Jason accompanies six women to an exclusive, behind-the-scenes date on the set of ABC's hit Emmy-winning daytime drama, "General Hospital," where the women learn techniques of screen kissing and get a chance to act out their secret fantasies with the Bachelor. The three final women are treated to a breathtaking, exotic trip to New Zealand for the sexy overnight dates, as well as the thrilling finale. However, someone from the Bachelor's past shows up for a shocking last minute, heart-to-heart talk with Jason before he makes his final, life-changing decision.

As in the past, women will continue to be eliminated each week, but if at any point along the way a woman should decide that she's no longer interested in the Bachelor, she can reject his invitation to continue dating. Some lucky women will meet his family, and he will visit their hometowns for a slice of their life in an effort to determine the woman with whom he is most compatible.

Hosted by Chris Harrison, "The Bachelor" is a production of Next Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television. Mike Fleiss and Martin Hilton are the executive producers.

This episode of "The Bachelor" will be available on ABC.com the day after airing on the network for users to watch online.

"The Bachelor" is broadcast with Spanish subtitles via secondary closed captioning. A TV parental guideline will be posted closer to airdate.

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HALLE BERRY AND TYLER PERRY TO HOST LIVE BROADCAST OF “40TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS” THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., December 16th, 2008.             Academy Award winner Halle Berry and critically acclaimed screenwriter/actor Tyler Perry will host the 40TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS, broadcast live from Los Angeles’ historic Shrine Auditorium, Thursday, Feb. 12 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. The star-studded event, which coincides with the NAACP’s 100th anniversary, is executive-produced by Vicangelo Bulluck and will kick off the organization’s year-long centennial celebration. Previously announced honorees include Former Vice President Al Gore and Dr. Wangari Muta Maathai, who will both receive the Chairman’s Award. 

“We are extremely honored to have former Image Awards winners Ms. Halle Berry and Mr. Tyler Perry host this historic event,” said Image Awards Chairperson Clayola Brown. “Halle and Tyler have broken many barriers in the entertainment industry. In this historic centennial year, their successes remind us of the immense progress that has been made in the last 100 years and gives us continued hope for the progress that our nation will achieve in the future.”

“This year’s show will air February 12, which is the 100th Anniversary of the NAACP to the day,” added NAACP Hollywood Bureau Executive Director Vicangelo Bulluck, who serves as executive producer of the awards telecast. “This year's Image Awards is not just a special event, it is an historic occasion, and I hope all Americans will tune in. With Halle and Tyler as our hosts, I know our viewers are going to get a spectacular show.”

Nominations for the annual awards show that recognizes the artistic achievements of people of color and honors projects and individuals that promote diversity in the arts will be announced Wednesday, Jan. 7 in Los Angeles. Performers and presenters on the 40TH NAACP IMAGE AWARDS will be announced shortly.

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HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION 2008 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS NOMINATIONS FOR THE YEAR ENDED DECEMBER 31, 2008

1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures; Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures

b. FROST/NIXON
Imagine Entertainment, Working Title, Studio Canal; Universal Pictures

c. THE READER
Mirage Enterprises; The Weinstein Company

d. REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
An Evamere Entertainment BBC Films Neal Street Production; DreamWorks Pictures in Association with BBC Films and Paramount Vantage

e. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros.; Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros.


2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. ANNE HATHAWAY RACHEL GETTING MARRIED

b. ANGELINA JOLIE CHANGELING

c. MERYL STREEP DOUBT

d. KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG
(IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T’AIME)

e. KATE WINSLET REVOLUTIONARY ROAD


3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. LEONARDO DICAPRIO REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

b. FRANK LANGELLA FROST/NIXON

c. SEAN PENN MILK

d. BRAD PITT THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

e. MICKEY ROURKE THE WRESTLER


4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. BURN AFTER READING
Working Title/Releasing Company; Focus Features in association with Studio Canal

b. HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
Summit Entertainment, Film4, Ingenious Film Partners, Miramax Films; Miramax Films

c. IN BRUGES
Blueprint Pictures; Focus Features

d. MAMMA MIA!
Relativity Media, Playtone, Littlestar; Universal Pictures

e. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Mediapro; The Weinstein Company

5. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. REBECCA HALL VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

b. SALLY HAWKINS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY

c. FRANCES MCDORMAND BURN AFTER READING

d. MERYL STREEP MAMMA MIA!

e. EMMA THOMPSON LAST CHANCE HARVEY


6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. JAVIER BARDEM VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

b. COLIN FARRELL IN BRUGES

c. JAMES FRANCO PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

d. BRENDAN GLEESON IN BRUGES

e. DUSTIN HOFFMAN LAST CHANCE HARVEY


7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

a. BOLT
Walt Disney Pictures; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

b. KUNG FU PANDA
DreamWorks Animation SKG; Paramount Pictures

c. WALL-E
Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures


8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

a. THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX (GERMANY)
(DER BADDER MEINHOF KOMPLEX)
Constantin Film Produktion GmbH; Summit Entertainment, LLC

b. EVERLASTING MOMENTS (SWEDEN/DENMARK)
(MARIA LARSSONS EVIGA ÖGONBLICK)
Final Cut Productions Aps; IFC Films

c. GOMORRAH (ITALY)
(GOMORRA)
Fandango; IFC Films

d. I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG (FRANCE)
(IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T’AIME)
UGC YM/UGC Images/France 3 Cinema/Integral Film; Sony Pictures Classics

e. WALTZ WITH BASHIR (ISRAEL)
Bridgit Folman Film Gang/Les Films D'Ici/Razor Films/Arte France/ITVS International; Sony Pictures Classics


9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

a. AMY ADAMS DOUBT

b. PENELOPE CRUZ VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

c. VIOLA DAVIS DOUBT

d. MARISA TOMEI THE WRESTLER

e. KATE WINSLET THE READER


10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

a. TOM CRUISE TROPIC THUNDER

b. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. TROPIC THUNDER

c. RALPH FIENNES THE DUCHESS

d. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN DOUBT

e. HEATH LEDGER THE DARK KNIGHT


11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

a. DANNY BOYLE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

b. STEPHEN DALDRY THE READER

c. DAVID FINCHER THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

d. RON HOWARD FROST/NIXON

e. SAM MENDES REVOLUTIONARY ROAD


12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

a. SIMON BEAUFOY SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

b. DAVID HARE THE READER

c. PETER MORGAN FROST/NIXON

d. ERIC ROTH THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

e. JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY DOUBT


13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

a. ALEXANDRE DESPLAT THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

b. CLINT EASTWOOD CHANGELING

c. JAMES NEWTON HOWARD DEFIANCE

d. A. R. RAHMAN SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

e. HANS ZIMMER FROST/NIXON


14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

a. “DOWN TO EARTH” — WALL-E
Music by: Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman
Lyrics by: Peter Gabriel

b. “GRAN TORINO” — GRAN TORINO
Music by: Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens
Lyrics by: Jamie Cullum

c. “I THOUGHT I LOST YOU” — BOLT
Music & Lyrics by: Miley Cyrus, Jeffrey Steele

d. “ONCE IN A LIFETIME” — CADILLAC RECORDS
Music & Lyrics by: Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott McFarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street

e. “THE WRESTLER” — THE WRESTLER
Music & Lyrics by: Bruce Springsteen


15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. DEXTER (SHOWTIME)
Showtime/John Goldwyn Productions/The Colleton Company/Clyde Phillips Productions

b. HOUSE (FOX)
Universal Media Studios in association with Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions

c. IN TREATMENT (HBO)
Sheleg, Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment

d. MAD MEN (AMC)
Lionsgate Television

e. TRUE BLOOD (HBO)
Your Face Goes Here Productions in association with HBO Entertainment


16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. SALLY FIELD BROTHERS AND SISTERS

b. MARISKA HARGITAY LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

c. JANUARY JONES MAD MEN

d. ANNA PAQUIN TRUE BLOOD

e. KYRA SEDGWICK THE CLOSER


17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. GABRIEL BYRNE IN TREATMENT

b. MICHAEL C. HALL DEXTER

c. JON HAMM MAD MEN

d. HUGH LAURIE HOUSE

e. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS THE TUDORS


18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. 30 ROCK (NBC)
Universal Media Studios in association with Broadway Video and Little
Stranger Inc.

b. CALIFORNICATION (SHOWTIME)
Showtime Presents in association with Aggressive Mediocrity, And Then...

c. ENTOURAGE (HBO)
Leverage and Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment

d. THE OFFICE (NBC)
Deedle Dee Productions, Reveille LLC, Universal Media Studios

e. WEEDS (SHOWTIME)
Lionsgate Television


19. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE SAMANTHA WHO?

b. AMERICA FERRERA UGLY BETTY

c. TINA FEY 30 ROCK

d. DEBRA MESSING THE STARTER WIFE

e. MARY-LOUISE PARKER WEEDS


20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. ALEC BALDWIN 30 ROCK

b. STEVE CARELL THE OFFICE

c. KEVIN CONNOLLY ENTOURAGE

d. DAVID DUCHOVNY CALIFORNICATION

e. TONY SHALHOUB MONK


21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. A RAISIN IN THE SUN (ABC)
Sony Pictures Television, Storyline Entertainment, and Bad Boy Worldwide Entertainment

b. BERNARD AND DORIS (HBO)
Trigger Street Independent Productions in association with Little Bird and Chicago Films and HBO Films

c. CRANFORD (PBS)
A Co-Production of BBC and WGBH Boston.

d. JOHN ADAMS (HBO)
Playtone in association with HBO Films

e. RECOUNT (HBO)
Spring Creek/Mirage Productions in association with Trigger Street Productions, Everyman Pictures and HBO Films


22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. JUDI DENCH CRANFORD

b. CATHERINE KEENER AN AMERICAN CRIME

c. LAURA LINNEY JOHN ADAMS

d. SHIRLEY MACLAINE COCO CHANEL

e. SUSAN SARANDON BERNARD AND DORIS


23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. RALPH FIENNES BERNARD AND DORIS

b. PAUL GIAMATTI JOHN ADAMS

c. KEVIN SPACEY RECOUNT

d. KIEFER SUTHERLAND 24: REDEMPTION

e. TOM WILKINSON RECOUNT


24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. EILEEN ATKINS CRANFORD

b. LAURA DERN RECOUNT

c. MELISSA GEORGE IN TREATMENT

d. RACHEL GRIFFITHS BROTHERS AND SISTERS

e. DIANNE WIEST IN TREATMENT


25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

b. DENIS LEARY RECOUNT

c. JEREMY PIVEN ENTOURAGE

d. BLAIR UNDERWOOD IN TREATMENT

e. TOM WILKINSON JOHN ADAMS

WINNERS BY MOTION PICTURE DISTRIBUTOR AND TELEVISION NETWORK


MOTION PICTURE DISTRIBUTOR
Warner Bros. Pictures 11
Universal Pictures 9
The Weinstein Company 8
Fox Searchlight Pictures 7
Miramax Films 7
DreamWorks Pictures 6
Focus Features 6
Paramount Pictures 6
Paramount Vantage 6
BBC Films 5
Sony Pictures Classics 4
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures 4
IFC Films 2
Overture Films 2
Sony Pictures Releasing 2
Studio Canal 2
Pathe 1
Summit Entertainment, LLC 1
Village Roadshow 1

TELEVISION NETWORK
HBO 22
SHOWTIME 8
NBC 6
ABC 5
AMC 3
FOX 3
PBS 3
USA NETWORK 2
CBS 1
LIFETIME TELEVISION 1
TNT 1

WINNERS BY MOTION PICTURE
AND TELEVISION SERIES OR PROGRAM

MOTION PICTURE
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON 5
DOUBT 5
FROST/NIXON 5
THE READER 4
REVOLUTIONARY ROAD 4
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 4
VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA 4
IN BRUGES 3
THE WRESTLER 3
BOLT 2
BURN AFTER READING 2
CHANGELING 2
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY 2
I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG (IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T'AIME) 2
LAST CHANCE HARVEY 2
MAMMA MIA! 2
TROPIC THUNDER 2
WALL-E 2
BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX (DER BADDER MEINHOF KOMPLEX) 1
CADILLAC RECORDS 1
THE DARK KNIGHT 1
DEFIANCE 1
THE DUCHESS 1
EVERLASTING MOMENTS (MARIA LARSSONS EVIGA ÖGONBLICK) 1
GOMORRAH (GOMORRA) 1
GRAN TORINO 1
KUNG FU PANDA 1
MILK 1
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 1
RACHEL GETTING MARRIED 1
WALTZ WITH BASHIR 1

TELEVISION SERIES OR PROGRAM
IN TREATMENT 5
RECOUNT 5
JOHN ADAMS 4
30 ROCK 3
BERNARD AND DORIS 3
CRANFORD 3
ENTOURAGE 3
MAD MEN 3
BROTHERS AND SISTERS 2
CALIFORNICATION 2
DEXTER 2
HOUSE 2
THE OFFICE 2
TRUE BLOOD 2
WEEDS 2
24: REDEMPTION 1
A RAISIN IN THE SUN 1
AN AMERICAN CRIME 1
THE CLOSER 1
COCO CHANEL 1
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 1
LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT 1
MONK 1
SAMANTHA WHO? 1
THE STARTER WIFE 1
THE TUDORS 1
UGLY BETTY 1

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 “AMERICAN IDOL” winner DAVID COOK AND GRAMMY WINNER scott weiland RING IN 2009 FROM THE MIRAGE IN LAS VEGAS ON “new year’s eve live” WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 31, ON FOX

Los Angeles, Ca., December 11th, 2008.             AMERICAN IDOL Season Seven winner David Cook and Grammy Award-winning musician Scott Weiland are set to perform at The Mirage in Las Vegas on NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE airing Wednesday, Dec. 31 (11:00 PM-12:30 AM ET live; CT/MT/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.

This year, NEW YEAR’S EVE LIVE goes coast-to-coast with hosts Spike Feresten of TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN and Mark Thompson of HOLE IN THE WALL when they report live from the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip. Feresten and Thompson will count down to 2009 with celebrity guests and performances by some of the year’s hottest musical artists. As 2008 comes to a close, the annual celebration will move to New York City to ring in the new year as the world-famous New Year’s Eve Ball makes its descent into Times Square. Additional musical guests and artists scheduled to appear to be announced.  

Shortly after midnight, world-renowned daredevil Robbie Knievel will attempt a death-defying 200-foot jump over the recently renovated Mirage Volcano. Knievel’s New Year’s Eve jump marks the 41st anniversary of his father Evel Knievel’s bone-shattering jump at Caesars Palace.

“How better to draw the world’s attention to the new Mirage and our fiery main attraction then with a spectacular stunt on one of the hottest nights of the year?” said Scott Sibella, President and COO of The Mirage. “Having Robbie jump our new Volcano on New Year’s Eve will provide the perfect cap to our multi-million dollar transformation.”

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EMMY AWARD NOMINEE LAUREN AMBROSE AND ADAM KAUFMAN STAR IN "LOVING LEAH," A NEW "HALLMARK HALL OF FAME" PRESENTATION TO BE BROADCAST SUNDAY, JAN. 25 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK

New York, N.Y., December 15th, 2008.                         Emmy Award nominee Lauren Ambrose ("Six Feet Under") and Adam Kaufman ("Without a Trace") star in LOVING LEAH, a new "Hallmark Hall of Fame" presentation to be broadcast Sunday, Jan. 25 (9:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.  This quirky love story revolves around the unexpected wedding and unconventional married life of a 26-year-old widow and her late husband's brother, a handsome 30-year-old cardiologist.  Susie Essman ("Curb Your Enthusiasm"), Ricki Lake ("Hairspray," "China Beach"), Natasha Lyonne ("American Pie") and Academy Award and Golden Globe Award winner Mercedes Ruehl ("The Fisher King") also star.

            Jake Lever (Kaufman), a successful, 30-year-old Washington, D.C. doctor who seems to be living his dream, is stunned to learn of the death of his older brother, Benjamin.  Jake and his mother, Janice (Ruehl), who are not religious, drifted apart from Benjamin after he moved away to become a rabbi and chose to devote nearly all of his time to his rabbinical duties and his faith. As a result, Jake and Janice are virtual strangers to Benjamin's young widow, Leah (Ambrose), and the other mourners in Benjamin's close-knit Hasidic community in Brooklyn, N.Y. 

            Already ill-at-ease in Benjamin's world, Jake is shocked when he is asked to honor an ancient Levirate marriage law.  As a single man, he's expected to marry the childless Leah to carry on Benjamin's name...or else deny his brother's existence in a ceremony that will release them from this generally un-enforced Jewish law.

            Despite his serious relationship with a beautiful surgeon, Carol (Christy Pusz), Jake finds it unthinkable to deny his brother's existence and impulsively suggests he and Leah marry and maintain a secretly platonic relationship in Washington, D.C.  Leah gladly accepts as a means of finally pursuing her own dreams without offending her very traditional and domineering mother, Malka (Essman). 

            Jake and Leah's oversimplified plan to live separate lives out of Jake's two-bedroom apartment proves to be more challenging than anticipated, especially when Leah's suspicious mother shows up unexpectedly.  The harder they work to disguise their "pretend" marriage, the more their real love for each other grows.

            Ricki Lake portrays Gerry, the first female rabbi Leah has ever met, who invites Leah to join her temple in Washington, D.C.   Natasha Lyonne plays Leah's sister, Esther.

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NBC SPORTS TO BROADCAST NHL WINTER CLASSIC FROM WRIGLEY FIELD ON NEW YEAR'S DAY

New York, N.Y., December 11th, 2008.             NBC Sports will present broadcast coverage of NHL Winter Classic 2009 between the Detroit Red Wings and Chicago Blackhawks, New Year's Day beginning at 1 p.m. ET from historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. This marks the second outdoor NHL game played in the United States; last year's inaugural event was the most-viewed NHL regular season game in more than a decade.

Bob Costas will host NBC's coverage from Buffalo, joined by Mike "Doc" Emrick (play-by-play), Eddie Olczyk (analyst), Mike Milbury (studio analyst), Pierre McGuire (inside-the-glass reporter) and Darren Pang (inside-the glass-reporter). NBC's NHL coverage is produced by Sam Flood, the former captain of the Williams College hockey team.
 
COSTAS ON LAST YEAR'S CLASSIC: "It really was fun last year no question about it. It would have been fun just because of the atmosphere with that whole snow globe look on television and then the game goes to overtime and Sydney Crosby ends up winning it. You couldn't ask for anything more perfect than that."

COSTAS ON THE BUZZ FACTOR: "The rating is one thing and that is measurable and a very, very good number for hockey, but buzz is a different thing. And for the week after that, everywhere I went it seemed people were remarking about the game. How different it seemed, and how it kind of jumped out from the sports landscape. Wrigley Field gives us a setting and a chance to do some historical stuff there, which is pretty much my job -- not to be a hockey expert but to set the scene."

MILBURY ON THE BUILDING EXCITEMENT: "People are starting to talk about the outdoor game: 'Are you going to be at Wrigley, are you going to do the outdoor game?'"

MILBURY ON THE ORIGINAL SIX MATCH-UP: "The Chicago Blackhawks have a great group of young players and have created the kind of buzz about hockey in Chicago that hasn't been there for more than a decade, against the defending Stanley Cup champions, who are always entertaining and always fun to watch. Not only is the setting great but the two teams couldn't be better. It's two Original Six franchises that have a long tradition of a fierce rivalry and should be a tremendous hockey game as well as a tremendous event."

CHICAGO NATIVE OLCZYK ON BEING PART OF THE EVENT: "Being a Chicago native my whole life and growing up a diehard Cubs fan, to be a part of this on New Year's Day is going to be one of those moments in my lifetime that will be very special. The buzz has been at a fever pitch since the announcement. With the way the team has played and transformed over the last year, going up against the template in any sports franchise in the Detroit Red Wings.

"To be able to be at the game at Wrigley Field…I'm so envious and jealous of the guys that get that opportunity to play in that game in arguably the greatest sports venue there has ever been."

OLCZYK ON THE EXCITEMENT IN CHICAGO: "The people of Chicago are really, really excited. It's such a small venue and people are going to be right on top of the rink. If you can't get there you better be watching on television. This event could be the toughest ticket ever for a regular season event when it comes to sports in the city of Chicago. That's saying a whole heck of a lot when it comes to some of the teams and games that they've had in that city."

FLOOD ON PRODUCING THE GAME: "This is a very exciting event for all of NBC in particular. To think that I've done 10 Olympics, been involved with NBA Finals, World Series', Daytona 500s, -- this is the one that is closest to my heart. I love hockey, I love playing outdoors. I grew up on an outdoor rink outside Boston and there was no cover on the rink until I was a sophomore in high school, so playing under the stars and playing under the lights is the greatest form of hockey."

MCGUIRE ON BROADCASTING THE OUTDOOR GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME:
"While I didn't have the privilege of working on the crew last year I'm unbelievably excited to have a chance and the opportunity to work with the crew this year especially in Eddie Olczyk's hometown in Chicago in Wrigley field which is an unbelievable place."

FLOOD ON BUFFALO AND WRIGLEY: "It was a special event to be around. The players were so into it during the entire game. It's unique to get an event outdoors and now we're in a venue that is the perfect place for a hockey game, Wrigley Field. It's a baseball field of dreams and now the hockey guys get to take it over."

FLOOD ON BEING UP AGAINST THE MICHIGAN STATE BOWL GAME: "Last time I checked Detroit is called Hockeytown. You can't see the Red Wings play outdoors every day."

FLOOD ON PRODUCTION ELEMENTS: "The most important 'cool tool' we have is the airplane again – you never see a hockey game from that perspective. But this isn't about toys it's about the event. We have a ton of cameras, we have cameras everywhere from high up in the right field bleachers to a camera in the scoreboard to rink level cameras to a roving camera that can go to some of the great parties on the roof tops across the street. We're covered everywhere. We're going to blanket this thing with camera work. This is a game you want to shoot wide so you see the whole spectacle."

OLCZYK ON WHAT THIS GAME MEANS FOR THE BLACKHAWKS FRANCHISE: "I think it helps reestablish and reconnect with the strong fan base that has been there, and then reaching out to hundreds of thousands of people who maybe have never seen a game before to let them know the team has moved up the sports totem pole in the city of Chicago."

COSTAS & HOCKEY: Costas, who hosted the inaugural Winter Classic in Buffalo, has a history broadcasting hockey, serving as the play-by-play commentator for minor league hockey's Syracuse Blazers in 1973-74 and also occasionally filling in for the late, great Dan Kelly on KMOX's St. Louis Blues radiocasts in the last 70s and early 80s.

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LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'

December 20 – Josh Brolin / Adele (OAD 10/18/08)

December 27 - Ben Affleck / David Cook (OAD 11/1/08)

January 3 - Paul Rudd / Beyonce (OAD 11/15/08)

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'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO' LISTINGS
 
Thursday, December 18 – Guests include Adam Sandler, Zooey Deschanel and musical guest Los Lonely Boys

Friday, December 19 – Guest include James Franco, Doris Kearns Goodman and musical guest Melissa Etheridge

Monday, December 22 – Guests include Robin Williams and musical guest Johnny Mathis

Tuesday, December 23 – Guests include Julie Scardina with Sea World Animals and musical guest Natalie Cole

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"

Thursday, Dec. 18                                Actor Will Smith; musical guests Of Montreal

Friday, Dec. 19                                    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld; musical guest Leona Lewis

Monday, Dec. 22                             Actor Dustin Hoffman; musical guest Todd Rundgren

Tuesday, Dec. 23                             Comedian Jay Thomas; actor Mickey Rourke; musical guest Darlene Love

Wednesday, Dec. 24                        Pre-emption for holiday programming

Thursday, Dec. 25                            show is dark.  Repeat TBD  

Friday, Dec. 26                                 Actor Tracy Morgan; comedian Matt Braunger

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LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'

Thursday, December 18 – Show 2692 – Guests include Matthew Broderick and musical guest Little big Town

Friday, December 19 – Show 2693 – Guests include Jennifer Aniston

Monday, December 22 – Show 2694 – Guests include Carson Daly (NBC's "Last Call with Carson Daly" and musical guest Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

Tuesday, December 23 – Show 2695 – Guests include Dustin Hoffman, Greg Giraldo, and musical guest Old Crow Medicine Show

Wednesday, December 24 – Pre-Empted

Thursday, December 25 – Show 2153 – Guests include Alan Alda, Billy Joel, and musical guest Billy Joel

Friday, December 26 – Show 2163 – Guests include Jim Carrey and musical guest Issac Hayes

Monday, December 29 – Show 2621 – Guests include Seth Rogen, Philippe Petit, and musical guest Al Green

Tuesday, December 30 – Show 2623 – Guests include Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Coogan, and The Hold Steady

Wednesday, December 31 – Show 2625 – Guests include Tiger Woods, Vanessa Minnillo, and Jiimmy Carr

Thursday, January 1 – Show 2629 – Guests include Nicolas Cage, Vivica A. Fox, and musical guest Delta Spirit

Friday, January 2 – Show 2633 – Keira Knightley, Tyler Perry, and Bill Burr

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"  

Thursday, Dec. 18                    Author Michael Connelly 

Friday, Dec. 19                        Actor Jeffrey Tambor

Monday, Dec. 22                 Host Joel McHale; music by Matt Nathanson

Tuesday, Dec. 23                     Actor Billy Bob Thornton; music by Conor Oberst

Wednesday, Dec. 24                Preempted

Thursday, Dec. 25                    Actor George Hamilton; actress Cobie Smulders from the CBS comedy series "How I Met Your Mother" 

Friday, Dec. 26                     Cooking with Kristen Bell and Wolfgang Puck

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LISTINGS FOR 'LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY'
 
Thursday, December 18 — 953 The Cure

Friday, December 19 — 946 Bijou Phillips with musical guest Gavin DeGraw

Monday, December 22 — 947 Eddie Steeples with musical Josh Radin

Tuesday, December 23 — 948 Taylor Swift with musical guest Anthony Green

Wednesday, December 24 — 949 Rob Coddry / Butch Bradley with musical guests Gym Class Heroes

Thursday, December 25 — 950 Rumer Willis

Friday, December 26 — 951 Bam Margera with musical guests The Dan Band

Monday, December 29 — 952 Aisha Tyler with musical guests Panic At The Disco

Tuesday, December 30 — 953 The Cure

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ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

December 18
1. Actor Russell Brand ("Bedtime Stories")
2. Thomas Kretschmann ("Valkyrie")
3. Musical guest All-American Rejects

December 19
1. Adam Sandler ("Bedtime Stories")
2. Actress Jamie King ("The Spirit")
3. Musical guest Fall Out Boy

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THE VIEW LISTINGS

THURSDAY, DEC. 18 - New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg; music from Renée Fleming.

FRIDAY, DEC. 19 - "Bank on 'The View' for the Holidays": last minute holiday gifts for under $50; cost-cutting ways to save on holiday foods and beverages, gifts that give back throughout the year; and co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck dresses the co-hosts under $100.00.

 

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QUOTABLES FROM 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S WEEKEND UPDATE' WITH AMY POEHLER AND SETH MEYERS DECEMBER 13, 2008

"WEEKEND UPDATE" CO-ANCHOR AMY POEHLER "Illinois Govenor Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday for trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat. When agents arrived at his house, Blagojevich asked for 5 minutes to pack up his things and 8 hours to brush his hair."

POEHLER "Prosecutors said Tuesday that there is no evidence that Barack Obama was involved in the Blagojevich scandal. Or as Fox News reported it, 'Is Barack Obama involved in the Blagojevich scandal?'"

"WEEKEND UPDATE" CO-ANCHOR SETH MEYERS "Same-sex marriage supporters urged people to skip work by 'calling in gay' on Wednesday as part of 'Day Without A Gay.' I thought about doing it, but I do not want to use up all my gay days."

MEYERS "According to new scientific research, Jesus was not born in December because the Christmas star that was in the sky over Bethlehem appeared in June that year. So Christmas is cancelled kids, and once again you can thank science."

POEHLER "Barack Obama this week named Nobel Prize-winning physicist Steve Chu as his Energy secretary, unless he was just sneezing."

POEHLER "The New York Post reported this week that possible senatorial contender Caroline Kennedy had a small butterfly tattooed on her arm during a family vacation in the '80s. Not to be outdone, Ted got sleeved."

MEYERS "A man in Nebraska who was dubbed the "Butt Bandit," for making greasy imprints of his naked rear-end on windows, has been sentenced to more than a year in jail. In jail he will introduce himself to people as 'Jeff.'"

MEYERS "Many restaurants in San Francisco are reporting that business has significantly dropped off and that people who do eat out order what are called "non'tres," which is when people share appetizers instead of ordering full meals. In other news, nobody calls them that."

POEHLER "The FDA this week unanimously approved a less-costly version of the female condom. Hear that ladies, the female condoms you wouldn't use in a zillion years are now cheaper."

POEHLER "Wal-Mart has announced plans to sell a 99-dollar version of the iPhone at their stores. However it will be lacking some of the iPhone features, like the camera and the touch screen and the ability to make calls and it's just a calculator."

MEYERS "It was announced this week that Michael Jackson's famous glittery glove will be auctioned off next week. Man, if that glove could talk, it would probably apologize to a lot of kids."

MEYERS "A man in Arkansas this past weekend flew over a river in a jetpack powered only by hair bleach. But was disappointed, when he reached the other side, to discover he was still an idiot."

MEYERS "Despite his recent arrest on Federal corruption charges and calls from the Illinois Attorney General for him to step down, Governor Rod Blagojevich has yet to resign. Which brings us to a segment we like to call 'Really?!? with Seth and Amy.'

MEYERS "Really, Blagojevich? You're not going to resign? Really? Because you should resign. Even Illinois politicians are saying you should resign and when Illinois politicians think you're too corrupt, you're too corrupt. That's like Amy Winehouse telling you to go to rehab. Really?"

POEHLER "And really? It's 2008, did you not know that people tap phones? Really? Have you never seen a TV show or a film? When you do something illegal, you need to speak in code. When I call up my weed dealer and I ask for 50 dollars of circus tickets, you know what he doesn't give me? Circus tickets."

MEYERS "And really? Did you think you'd get away with this? George Ryan, the governor before you is in jail for pretty much the same thing when people are burned they become vigilant. My friend once brought a girl home who turned out to be a dude. So every time he meets a girl, you can bet he checks for an Adam's Apple."

POEHLER "Really? That really happened to Seth's friend? And I know it's beside the point, but the hair? Really? It looks like you're wearing a toupee that's also wearing a toupee."

MEYERS "Really? It's like you have a proceeding hairline? Is that really your hair or did you grow out your eyebrows and comb them up."

POEHLER "Really? It's like someone put the hair on backwards on one of those Fisher Price people. Really? The first time I saw you I thought you were walking away."

MEYERS "Really? Blagojevich, you're supposed to put the Rogaine on the crown, not the forehead. I thought you had a bad temper, but maybe your head is just hot from being under that bearskin rug."

MEYERS/POEHLER -- Really? Huh? Really? Wow!

DON PARDO (V.O.) "This has been 'Really, with Seth and Amy.'"

POEHLER "Three employees of a KFC in California have been suspended for bathing in a deep sink used to clean dishes. Which makes me wonder, where is this magical, mythical KFC that has dishes?"

POEHLER "Kiss announced that next year they will record their first new album since 1998. 'That's awesome,' said the guy who still lives in your hometown."

POEHLER "According to new research, obese women have more sex than thin women. The study was conducted by the prestigious 'Sir Mix-a-Lot Institute For Big Butt Sciences.'"

MEYERS "Police in New York arrested two coeds from the Fashion Institute of Technology for allegedly dealing cocaine from their dorm room. Though, in fairness, at F.I.T that is a major."

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QUOTABLES FROM NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'


"This Sunday in Detroit, a church put an SUV on stage in order to pray for a miracle to help the Big Three automakers. And apparently, there was a miracle: someone bought the SUV."

"This weekend at a Kennedy Center Awards ceremony, Barbra Streisand kissed President George W. Bush. Afterwards Bush said, 'Who was that guy?'"

"Last week, O.J. Simpson was sentenced to up to 33 years in prison for his role in a sports memorabilia robbery. Afterwards, O.J. said, 'Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: stick to double murder.'"

"This week in Finland, a Santa Claus and three of his elves were attacked by a disgruntled father waiting in line with his children. Afterwards, Santa told the man, 'I know when you are sleeping and I will F you up.'"

"McDonald's is reporting that despite the bad economy, their domestic sales were up last month. Which just goes to show you a great thing about our country – you're never too poor to get fat."

"A gay group in Amsterdam is planning a gay-themed nativity scene that includes two Josephs. The gay nativity scene is just like a regular nativity scene – except that the manger has been changed to a bar called 'The MAN-ger.'"

"Mary-Kate Olsen is denying rumors that she's pregnant. Apparently the rumors got started after she ate an entire grain of rice."

"Paris Hilton is lobbying to play Tinkerbell in a new movie version of Peter Pan. In the Paris Hilton version, Tinkerbell would spread pixie dust as well as a troublesome rash."

"The other day, a woman who is 70 became the oldest woman in the world to give birth to a child. The doctor said, 'it was a difficult delivery – I threw up twice.'"
"Yesterday, President Bush said that it is 'hard to tell if a deal with the automakers is imminent.' Then Bush said, 'it's also hard to tell if the big hand is on the 11 or the 12.'"

"Some Senate leaders in Washington say they are close to reaching a bailout deal for the car companies. The Senators say it's taking so long because every time they almost get a deal, the car executives say, 'I have to go back and check with my manager.'"

"Fran Drescher, who starred in 'The Nanny' says she wants to be appointed to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat. Unfortunately the seat has already been promised to Mr. Belvedere."

"Speaking of Senate seats, this morning, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested by the FBI because he was trying to sell the Senate seat being vacated by Barack Obama. Blagojevich says he's sorry he tried to sell the seat – and extremely sorry he did it on Craig's List."

"A gay rights group in Amsterdam is planning a gay manger display that includes two Josephs and two Marys. Best of all, the gay Josephs and Marys are expecting a visit from the 3 Fabulous Men."

"The latest rumor in Washington is that President-elect Barack Obama may open up trade with Cuba. Which is great news for anyone looking to buy a black and white television."

"A man in Nebraska who was called the 'Butt Bandit' because he stuck his naked rear-end out windows, has been sentenced to more than a year in prison. Unfortunately for the man, his cellmate is also named the Butt Bandit."

"In a recent interview, Oprah Winfrey said her weight is up to 200 pounds. On the bright side, 180 pounds of that is wallet."

"Disneyland has fired the actor who walks around the park dressed like pirate Jack Sparrow – because women were flashing their breasts at him. Disneyland officials say Sparrow had become a distraction – AND he was crotch-blocking Goofy."

"Yesterday Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell a seat in the Senate to the highest bidder. If convicted, he could wind up in prison, where his seat will be sold to the highest bidder."

"President-elect Barack Obama today called for Governor Blagojevich to resign. Blagojevich said 'I'll do that ... if the price is right.'"

"Speaking of Governor Blagojevich, today is his birthday. So for the second day in a row, federal agents jumped out and yelled, 'Surprise!'"

"This week the White House sent out a memo listing President Bush's successes and accomplishments. Actually it's not so much a 'memo' as it is a Post-It note."

"A plan to bail out the Big Three automakers stalled in Congress today. As a result, Congress plans to buy a better-built Japanese bailout plan."

"In a recent interview, the Dalai Lama said that sex complicates life and that is why he's chosen to stay celibate. Oh Mr. Lama, the more you push me away – the more I want you."

"The former head of Papa John's Pizza has been appointed CEO of Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins. At his press conference, he declared, 'What can I say, I have a gift for making America really freakin' fat.'"

"A gun manufacturer is now selling a gun specifically designed for old people. It's called 'a musket.'"

"As a protest against discriminatory marriage laws, gay rights groups are calling on gay people not to come into work today. Which explains why my hair looks so bad tonight."

"In California, three Kentucky Fried Chicken employees have been suspended for bathing in a big sink used to clean dishes. Experts are still trying to determine if this is gross – or just sad."

"Last weekend during their football coverage, FOX aired a clip from a locker room celebration and they accidentally showed one of the Minnesota Vikings naked. Ladies, in case you're curious, a Viking penis is bigger than a Cowboy's – but smaller than a Giant's."

"Yesterday, President-elect Obama called on Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to resign. After hearing this, Blagojevich said, 'If he wants to call and talk to me it's $4.99 a minute.'"

"According to an article about President Bush's fitness routine, during his presidency, Bush has spent 2,500 hours walking on a treadmill. Bush says he only wanted to be on the treadmill for 45 minutes - but he couldn't figure out how to turn it off."

"Boeing announced today that it is postponing delivery of its new 787 Dreamliner plane until 2010. This means that for the first time ever, the luggage will arrive at the same time as the plane."

"Astronomers say they've discovered a planet with an atmosphere that is made up entirely of poisonous carbon dioxide. As a result, they're naming the planet 'Cleveland.'"

"In Staten Island, police arrested some teenagers who threw a cup full of chemicals inside 7-Eleven. Apparently the cup of chemicals is something called a Slurpee."

"Michael Jackson is holding an auction to raise money and one of the items he's selling is the famous glove he wore in the 'Billie Jean' video. The ad said 'For sale, one medium-sized men's left-handed glove, smells like Webster.'"

"The other day, a strip club in Los Angeles burned down. Firefighters said that's what happens when there's too much wood in one room."

"Yesterday the bailout for U.S. Automakers fell apart in Congress. Apparently the bailout fell apart because it was designed by the same people who make the Chevy Malibu."

"According to an article about President Bush's fitness routine, the president often rides a stationary bike onboard Air Force One. Advisors say he pedals really hard because he thinks he's powering the plane."

"Earlier this week, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was accused of auctioning off a Senate seat to the highest bidder and now his approval rating is at 8%. When he heard this, Blagojevich said: '8! Do I hear 9?'"

"Archeologists in Europe claim they've found a 2,000-year-old shopping mall. When he heard this, Larry King said, 'Did you find a wallet?'"

"Scientists say that a rare genetic abnormality found in Amish people protects them from heart attacks. Which is good news for the Amish since it's hard to find a wooden defibrillator."

"Showtime just announced they're developing a new series about a gay superhero. The superhero's name is Batman."

"Today, 2 men who sold drugs to Amy Winehouse were sent to prison. So folks, that's 2 down, just 4 million to go."

"According to a consumer rights group, one of the unhealthiest fast food items currently being sold is the Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito. On the bright side, it doesn't stay in your system long."

"The owner of an S&M club in Florida is suing another S&M club because he claims the owner is illegally stealing his customers. The S&M club owner said, 'I'd like to beat him up, but that's just what he wants.'"

"In California, three Kentucky Fried Chicken employees have been suspended because they posted pictures online that showed them bathing in a sink used to clean dishes. KFC is really upset because now everyone knows the Colonel's secret recipe."

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Messages Left on Rod Blagojevich?s Answering Machine"

10.       "For 10 grand you can make me Pope?"

9.         "Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?"

8.         "Hi, it's O.J.  Wanna be cellmates?"

7.         "Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich."

6.         "Hi, it's Larry Craig - did I hear something about a Senator's seat being available?"

5.         "I'm calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist.  Want to trade for a futon?"

4.         "Hey, it's Cheney - Damn, even I think you're sleazy."

3.         "You really Blagojevich'd your career."

2.         "I'm guessing you didn't spend the bribe money on that haircut."

1.          "It's Sarah Palin.  Thanks for replacing me as the country's most embarrassing governor."

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Highlights of the Ball State Cardinals' Season" Presented by Head Coach Brady Hoke

10.       "Only team in college ball to use kangaroo as long snapper."

9.         "I coached the second half of the Toledo game wearing only a headset and underpants."

8.         "When O.J. and some goons showed up and tried to steal our equipment."

7.         "Our players met athletes from around the world when Muncie hosted this year's summer Olympics."

6.         "Defeating the Detroit Lions."

5.         "The loss to Buffalo because it taught us humility and resiliency...I'm kidding, it totally blew."

4.         "The post-game locker room grabass."

3.         "Beat Eastern Michigan, Central Michigan, Western Michigan, Southern Michigan, Southwest Michigan and Mexican Michigan."

2.         "None of our players shot themselves in the leg." 

1.           "The drunk 3 a.m. coaching tips from Letterman."

 

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