GREGORY
ITZIN RETURNS AS FAN-FAVORITE VILLAIN CHARLES LOGAN IN SEASON
EIGHT OF “24”
Los
Angeles, Ca., November
2nd, 2009.
The
anticipation for Season Eight of 24 continues to surge with Gregory
Itzin reprising his acclaimed role as Charles Logan. The Emmy
Award-winning drama starring Kiefer Sutherland returns for its next
astonishing day with a two-night, four-hour premiere event Sunday,
Jan. 17 (9:00-11:00 PM ET/PT) and Monday, Jan. 18 (8:00-10:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX.
The
disgraced former President Logan was last seen after being shockingly
stabbed by First Lady Martha Logan (Jean Smart) in Season Six.
Itzin’s return to 24 will bring together the series’ two
Emmy-nominated “presidents” for the first time when sitting
President Allison Taylor (Emmy Award winner Cherry Jones) reluctantly
enlists Logan to assist with an escalating international diplomatic
crisis.
When
asked about this on-screen pairing, 24 executive producer Howard
Gordon said, “The opportunity for these two remarkable actors to
share the stage was simply too compelling to pass up.”
Season
Eight resets in New York City where a retired JACK BAUER (Sutherland)
is unwillingly drawn back into the intense action after learning of a
plot to assassinate Middle Eastern peace-keeping leader OMAR HASSAN
(Anil Kapoor). Meanwhile, RENEE WALKER (Annie Wersching) and CHLOE
O’BRIAN (Mary Lynn Rajskub) return alongside CTU newcomers DANA
WALSH (Katee Sackhoff), BRIAN HASTINGS (Mykelti Williamson) and COLE
ORTIZ (Freddie Prinze Jr.).
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ABC
ANNOUNCES THE SEASON PREMIERES OF "SCRUBS" AND "BETTER
OFF TED"
New
York, N.Y., October 30th,
2009.
Back-to-Back
Episodes of "Scrubs" Air Tuesday, Dec. 1, at 9:00 and 9:30
p.m., ET; "Better Off Ted" Premieres Tuesday, Dec. 8 at 9:30
p.m. The hit half-hour comedy series "Scrubs" will return to
ABC this December for its ninth season. This irreverent and offbeat
comedy will debut Tuesday, December1, with back-to-back episodes from
9:00-9:30 and 9:30-10:00 p.m., ET. On Tuesday, December 8, the
critically acclaimed comedy "Better Off Ted" will begin its
sophomore season at 9:30 p.m., ET, following an original episode of
"Scrubs."
"Scrubs" focuses on the unique point of view of Dr. John
"J.D." Dorian (Zach Braff). Having left the hospital
temporarily for a job at another hospital, he returns to Sacred Heart
to teach med school. Together with Drs. Turk (Donald Faison), Cox
(John C. McGinley), Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and intern Denise (Eliza
Coupe), he is now professor to a class of brand new medical students
Lucy (Kerry Bishe), Drew (Michael Mosley) and Cole (Dave Franco) while
continuing his romance with the beautiful but socially awkward Dr.
Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke).
At 9:00 p.m., in an episode entitled, "Our First Day of
School," J.D., Turk, Drs. Cox and Kelso and Intern Denise return
to Sacred Heart to teach med school while new med students Lucy, Drew,
Cole and Maya are put through the ringer on their first day of school.
At 9:30 p.m., in "Our Drunk Friend," Lucy learns a hard
lesson about what it takes to be a doctor. Meanwhile J.D. and Turk
spot a potential love connection between Denise and the new med
student Drew, as they play matchmakers with a little bit of help from
Dr. Kelso.
"Scrubs" stars Zach Braff as J.D., Sarah Chalke as Elliot
Reid, Donald Faison as Chris Turk, John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox,
Ken Jenkins as Dr. Bob Kelso and Eliza Coupe as Denise. Joining the
cast are Kerry Bishe as Lucy, Michael Mosley as Drew and Dave Franco
as Cole. "Scrubs" is produced by ABC Studios. Bill Lawrence
("Spin City") is the executive producer and creator.
"Better Off Ted" is a satirical office comedy about
successful good guy, Ted Crisp, who runs research and development at
Veridian Dynamics, a company with a morally questionable approach to
its employees. Whether it's standing by a memo with a typo that
encourages employees to now (as opposed to not) use offensive language
with each other, to championing interoffice dating based on DNA
matching to save money on health care, Veridian is a company that puts
its bottom line first and employees last. Ted's a single dad to a
seven year old girl, and he loves his job, but he's starting to take a
closer look at the company's extremely dubious practices.
"Better Off Ted" stars Jay Harrington as Ted, Portia de
Rossi as Veronica, Andrea Anders as Linda, Jonathan Slavin as Phil,
Malcolm Barrett as Lem and Isabella Acres as Rose. The series is
produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television. Victor Fresco ("My
Name Is Earl," "Andy Richter Controls the Universe") is
executive producer and creator of the series.
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'BREAKFAST
CLUB' ALUMNI ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL TO GUEST STAR ON HOLIDAY EPISODE OF
NBC'S COMEDY SERIES 'COMMUNITY'
Universal
City, Ca., November 2ns, 2009.
Anthony
Michael Hall, who rose to fame in the '80s as one of the members of
the infamous "brat pack," will guest star in the holiday
episode of NBC's comedy series "Community" airing Thursday,
December 10 (8-8:30p.m. ET). Hall will haunt the halls of Greendale
Community College as a campus bully who ultimately challenges Jeff
(Joel McHale) to a fight. "Community" is a smart comedy
series about a band of misfits who form a study group and like in the
classic film "Breakfast Club" end up learning a lot more
about themselves than they do about their course work.
Hall rose to fame in the 80's with breakthrough performances in John
Hughes' series of teenage angst films, he captured the shy, withdrawn,
and often overlooked pain that we've all gone through. As an adult,
his transitional film work and starring role in the successful TV
series, "The Dead Zone" showed us that drama is well within
his grasp as an actor. Most recently, his work on "The Dead
Zone" has allowed him to extend his talents into producing.
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FOX
SAYS “YES WE CAN” TO “AMERICAN DAD”
Los
Angeles, Ca., October 30th, 2009.
FOX has
ordered a sixth season of AMERICAN DAD, the animated series featuring
security-obsessed CIA agent and devoted family man STAN SMITH (Seth
MacFarlane). Recently honored with an Emmy nomination for Outstanding
Animated Program, AMERICAN DAD airs Sundays (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on
FOX.
The
series continues to follow the twisted trials and tribulations of
die-hard Republican and card-carrying NRA member Stan Smith and his
hilariously odd family in Langley Falls, VA. Stan’s not-so-smart
wife FRANCINE (Wendy Schaal) has an unfaltering loyalty that allows
her to turn a blind eye toward Stan’s unabashed arrogance. Stan
constantly butts heads with his 18-year-old daughter HAYLEY (Rachael
MacFarlane), who knows just how to push her father’s buttons by
being liberal in both her beliefs and in the number of hippie
boyfriends she chooses to date. Hayley’s 14-year-old brother is the
geeky yet cocky STEVE (Scott Grimes), a kid who seems to be on the
constant verge of puberty but can’t quite make sense of the opposite
sex. The Smith household is rounded out by two rather unconventional
members: ROGER (Seth MacFarlane), the selfish and sarcastic space
alien who lives in the attic and drinks like it’s always happy hour,
and KLAUS (Dee Bradley Baker), an attention-starved goldfish with the
brain of a German guy who is always willing to vocalize his opinions
even if no one is listening.
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CBS
ORDERS MORE EPISODES OF FRESHMAN COMEDY "ACCIDENTALLY ON
PURPOSE"
New
York, N.Y., November 3rd, 2009.
On the
heels of last night's broadcast which matched a series high adult
18-34 rating, CBS has ordered an additional five episodes of its
freshman comedy ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, bringing its season order to
18.
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, starring Jenna Elfman, Ashley Jensen, Jon
Foster, Grant Show, Lennon Parham and Nicolas Wright, is produced by
CBS Television Studios. Claudia Lonow, Lloyd Braun, Gail Berman
and Gene Stein are executive producers.
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NBC'S
'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' RETURNS NOVEMBER 7 WITH POP & COUNTRY
SUPERSTAR TAYLOR SWIFT AS HOST AND MUSICAL GUEST
New
York, N.Y., October 30th,
2009.
"Saturday Night Live"
returns in November with three straight shows, beginning November 7
with Pop & Country superstar Taylor Swift taking the stage at
studio 8H as both host and musical guest.
In 2008, Swift sold more albums than any other recording artist in all
genres of music and her singles top both the Pop and Country radio
charts. Her sophomore release, "Fearless," was voted 2009's
Album of the Year by the Academy of Country Music and has spent more
weeks in the #1 position atop Billboard's Top 200 all-genre CD sales
chart than any other album this decade. She's had gold and platinum
albums in sixteen countries, and her career record sales now top 10
million albums worldwide.
Making her SNL debut, January Jones will host November 14. Jones
currently stars in AMC's critically acclaimed Emmy, Golden Globe and
SAG Award-winning series, "Mad Men." Her performance has
earned her a 2009 Golden Globe nomination for "Best Performance
by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama." Jones is set to
begin production on two back to back features first starring with
Nicolas Cage in "Hungry Rabbit Jumps" and then with Liam
Neeson in "Unknown White Male." Jones stars opposite Phillip
Seymour Hoffman and Kenneth Branagh in the film "Pirate
Radio," opening November 6.
Three-time Grammy award-winning recording artists, The Black Eyed
Peas, will be making their second appearance on SNL. Their most recent
album, "The E.N.D.," helped The Black Eyed Peas make music
history, with the longest successive stay at the top of the Billboard
Hot 100 chart with 26 consecutive weeks at #1. The single 'I Gotta
Feeling' took the top slot for 14 weeks, while 'Boom Boom Pow' spent
12 weeks at #1. This is the longest consecutive stay for an artist in
the Billboard chart's 51-year history.
Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosts SNL for the first time November 21.
He recently received rave reviews for his performance in the
critically acclaimed film, "(500) Days of Summer," as well
as for his directorial debut with the short film, "Sparks."
Gordon-Levitt is currently working on Christopher Nolan's
"Inception" opposite Leonardo DiCaprio and will next be seen
starring opposite Lynn Collins in "Uncertainty" and opposite
Natalie Portman and Rainn Wilson in "Hesher."
For the first time in almost a decade, the Dave Matthews Band will be
taking the SNL stage. DMB recently completed a sold-out U.S.
five-month tour. In the summer of 2009, the band released their first
studio album in four years, "Big Whiskey and the Groogrux
King," which debuted at # 1 on Billboard and went Platinum
shortly thereafter - tying DMB as one of the only two musical groups
to release five consecutive studio albums at #1.
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NBC
UNIVERSAL ANNOUNCES RECIPIENTS HONORED AT FOURTH-ANNUAL 'SHORT CUTS'
DIVERSITY FILM FESTIVAL
Universal
City, Ca., October 30th,
2009.
NBC
Universal paid tribute to the recipients of its finalist filmmakers in
the company's fourth-annual "Short Cuts" Diversity Film
Festival last week in the categories of Best Film, Best Actor and Best
Director. The announcements were made by Angela Bromstad, President,
Primetime Entertainment, NBC and Universal Media Studios.
Named as Best Film was "Thank You for Washing," from Camille
Brown as Brown received a pilot script deal with Universal Media
Studios. In addition, Brown earned a finalist position in the NBC
Directors Fellowship Program for 2010. Mary Theresa Archbold also was
honored for her performance in the independent film "Jazz
Hand," and as a result, earned a one-year talent holding deal
with NBC.
Likewise, Dempsey Tillman was chosen as Best Director for directing
"Collector." Tillman also gained the Syfy "Behind the
Scenes" Award for "Collector" and earned a special
international directing assignment from the Syfy Channel.
"We always look forward to the 'Short Cuts' Film Festival that
provides a prominent showcase and reward for so many talented film
artists," said Bromstad. "It's refreshing to see the
wonderful diversity of ideas and NBC Universal is proud to share in
the encouraging results."
"This annual event is really coming into its own as a viable
platform for so many promising filmmakers to gain notoriety for their
outstanding work from powerful industry leaders," said Paula
Madison, Executive Vice President of Diversity, NBC Universal.
"The expanding program reflects NBC Universal's ongoing
commitment to promote more diversity and opportunities that will
result in tremendous creative gains in years to come."
This year's finalist filmmakers convened at the Directors Guild of
America in Los Angeles on October 22.
Dwayne Perkins, correspondent for NBC's "The Jay Leno Show,"
hosted the exclusive screening of the top-six "Short Cuts"
finalist films featuring a diverse production team, cast or theme.
"Short Cuts" is a company-wide initiative and is one of many
live events produced by NBC's Talent Diversity Division with the goal
of cultivating diversity both in front of and behind the camera. This
year's panel of judges includes Jeff Ingold (NBC), Charlie Andrews
(Universal Media Studios), Quan Phung (Stuber Productions), Karen
O'Hara (Syfy) and Karen Horne (NBC).
Selected from over 1,400 submissions, this year's finalists also
included: Lin Oeding ("Interpretation"); Hector Montano
Jaramillo ("Tiene Usted Una Pluma?") and Sebastián Davis
("Magellan"). Semi-final films were screened earlier before
an industry audience in conjunction with the New York Television
Festival in September 2009.
Corporate support of this year's initiative came from sponsors such as
the Hollywood Reporter, Sheraton Universal Hotel, Nuvo Sparkling
Liqueur and The Giantto Group.
NBC Universal's "Short Cuts" Film Festival was founded with
actor/writer/comedian Wil Sylvince in 2005 to display and celebrate
diversity in the entertainment industry. The objective is to allow
creative individuals from every community the opportunity to present
their material in front of key decision makers in the industry. When
Sylvince is not working on the "Short Cuts" Film Festival,
he performs on the national comedy circuit, on college campuses and in
festivals worldwide.
In 2008, "Strange Faculty," by creator/producers Marty
Johnson, Will Luera and Mark Odlum, shared Best Film honors with
writer/director Rafael Del Toro's "6ft. in 7min."
"Strange Faculty" follows three deeply flawed teachers who
receive superpowers when they're struck by lightning during a carpool.
"6ft. in 7min" is a dark comedy about an East Indian man
who, thanks to his parents' traditional ways, has never had a normal
childhood. Del Toro was also honored as Best Director, while Jose
Compre was feted as Best Actor for his performance in another finalist
film "Little Bones."
For additional information, please visit the 2009 "Short
Cuts" website: www.nbcshortcuts.com
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STEVE
MARTIN AND ALEC BALDWIN TO HOST OSCAR SHOW, SUNDAY, MARCH 7, 2010 ON
ABC
Los
Angeles, November 3rd, 2009.
Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin
will serve as co-hosts of the 82nd Academy Awards®, Oscar telecast
producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman announced today.
"We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of
hosts for the Oscars," said Shankman and Mechanic. "Steve
will bring the experience of having hosted the show in the past and
Alec will be a completely fresh personality for this event."
"I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy, Alec
Baldwin," said Martin.
"I don't play the banjo, but I'm thrilled to be hosting the
Oscars - it's the opportunity of a lifetime," said Baldwin.
Martin
hosted the 73rd and 75th Academy Awards shows, earning an Emmy
nomination for the first stint. He has also served as a presenter on
the show several times, most recently at the ceremony in February when
he appeared with Tina Fey. He is currently touring with the bluegrass
band Steep Canyon Rangers in support of his latest album, "The
Crow: New Songs for the Five String Banjo." In 1977 and 1978
Martin won Grammys for Best Comedy Recording. He earned a third Grammy
in 2001 in the Best Country Instrumental Performance category. In 2007
Martin earned a Kennedy Center Honor.
Baldwin was nominated for an Academy Award in 2003 for his supporting
role in "The Cooler." That year also marked his most recent
appearance as a presenter on the show. Baldwin currently stars as Jack
Donaghy on the comedy "30 Rock," a role for which he has won
two Emmys (in 2008 and 2009). He earned a Tony nomination in 1992 for
his performance in "A Streetcar Named Desire."
Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2009 will be
presented on Sunday, March 7, 2010, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood
& Highland Center(r), and televised live by the ABC Television
Network. The Oscar presentation also will be televised live in more
than 200 countries worldwide.
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NBC
OFFERS THE LIVE BROADCAST OF THE 83RD ANNUAL MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE ON THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH (9:00A.M. - NOON ALL TIME ZONES)
New York, N.Y., November 2nd,
2009.
NBC
officially kicks off the holiday season with thelive broadcast of the
83rd annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from New York City,
co-hosted by "Today's" Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira, along
with Al Roker. For the first time in the Parade's 82-year
history, the 2009 procession, beginning at 77th Street and Central
Park West, will be taking a new route, bypassing Broadway. This
year's parade celebration will air on NBC at 9:00 a.m.-noon in all
time zones.
Some of today's brightest stars from the world of stage, screen and
music will ride atop the Parade's moving stages down the historic
Broadway route. This year's special guests include: Bello, Grandma and
the cast of the Big Apple Circus, Andrea Bocelli, Boys Like Girls,
Alan Cumming, Billy Currington, DJ Lance Rock and the cast of Yo Gabba
Gabba!, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots, Gloria Gaynor, Emily Hughes,
Kermit the Frog and Tiffany Thornton, Jane Krakowski, Ziggy Marley
with Judah Marley, Katherine McPhee, Miss America 2009 Katie Stam, the
cast and Muppets of Sesame Street, Mitchel Musso, Keke Palmer, The
Pizzarelli Quartet, Jay Sean and Carly Simon all ringing in the start
of the holiday season with NBC and Macy's.
"The 83rd Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will be the
biggest and best ever," said Doug Vaughan, Sr. VP NBC Special
Programs and Alternative Development. "There's no better way to
kick off the holiday season than with this timeless tradition. And
we're extremely proud to once again air this historic event."
Thanksgiving morning will offer viewers plenty of musical star power
with a chance to see performances from some of the hottest Broadway
shows including: Billy Elliot, Bye Bye Birdie, Hair and Shrek, in
addition to the world-famous 'Radio City Rockettes'® -forever a
holiday favorite.
More than 8,000 participants including America's best marching bands,
celebrities, campy clowns, the Parade's signature giant character
helium balloons, fantasy floats, and the one-and-only Santa Claus,
will once again convene on the Upper West Side to bring the magic of
the season to life for New York and the nation.
Taking flight on Thanksgiving morning will be a new cast of pop
culture icons who are sure to delight millions of Parade fans.
Joining the balloon team this year will be Spider-Man, the Pillsbury
Doughboy, Ronald McDonald, and Sailor Mickey Mouse.
The 2009 Macy's Parade will begin at 77th Street and Central Park
West, travel down to Columbus Circle where it will continue onto
Central Park South. Once the Parade reaches 7th Avenue, it will turn
once more and march down 7th Avenue through Times Square to 42nd
Street. At the famed intersection, it will proceed east to 6th Avenue
and begin its final march down the Avenue of the Americas to 34th
Street where it will continue towards Macy's famed flagship store and
end at 7th Avenue, marking a 2.65-mile march.
"This is a milestone year for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade," said Robin Hall, Executive Producer of Macy's National
Events. "Dramatic changes in the mid-town landscape will divert
us for the first time from the fabled Broadway route we have followed
since our first Parade in 1924. However, our course will remain true
and the Parade will continue to entertain millions as Spider-Man
returns to the sky and the first new Santa Float in almost half a
century makes its debut."
The returning float roster includes 123 Sesame Street, Big Apple,
Bridge To The Future, Bountiful Harvest Cornucopia, The Care Bears
Winter Fun-derland, Castle of Dreams, Cele-bear-ate Hugs Worldwide,
Doodlebug, Jolly Polly Pirate Ship, M&M's Chocolate Candies on
Broadway, Marion-Carol Showboat, Musical Innovation Bigger Than Life,
Pep Squad, Shine On, The Smurfs, Snoopy's Doghouse, Spirit of Liberty,
Tom Turkey, The True Spirit of Thanksgiving, Winter Wonderland in
Central Park and Woodland Family Gathering. In addition, the
famed Speed Racer Mach 5 will be making a special appearance in the
parade line-up this year.
Adding to the pomp and circumstance of the event are talented marching
bands from across the nation including Adair County High School from
Columbia, Ky.; Frank W. Ballou Senior High School from Washington,
D.C.; Choctawhatchee High School from Fort Walton Beach, Fla.;
Franklin Regional High School from Murrysville, Pa.; Harrison High
School from Kennesaw, Ga.; Morgantown High School from Morgantown,
W.Va.; Pickerington Central High School from Pickerington, Ohio;
Pittsburg High School from Pittsburg, Calif.; Towson University from
Towson, Md.; and Macy's Great American Marching Band featuring
students from all fifty states.
Broadcast on NBC since 1948, the parade has been transformed by
television into a national tradition. Executive producers are Brad
Lachman and Bill Bracken.
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"THE
THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE ON CBS" THURSDAY, NOV. 26 ON CBS
New
York, N.Y., November 2nd, 2009.
Maggie Rodriguez and Dave Price
from CBS News' "The Early Show" will anchor THE THANKSGIVING
DAY PARADE ON CBS live from New York City, Thursday, Nov. 26 on the
CBS Television Network. It will be broadcast 9:00 AM-Noon, live
ET; 8:00-11AM, live CT; 7:00-10:00 AM, live MT; 9:00-Noon, delayed PT.
The
special, a CBS Thanksgiving tradition celebrating its 49th year, will
feature the 83rd annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade live from New
York City, as well as a performance by country music artist Reba
McEntire. McEntire is the winner of two Grammy Awards, seven
Country Music Association Awards, 12 Academy of Country Music Awards,
nine People's Choice Awards and 15 American Music Awards. The
Oklahoma native has also found success in television, where her
self-titled primetime television series was a top-rated sitcom for six
seasons, on Broadway, where she received rave reviews for her
irresistible performance in "Annie Get Your Gun," and in
film. Additional performances during the parade include the
Broadway casts of "West Side Story" and "Ragtime"
and the off-Broadway cast of "Dreamgirls".
Jamie
Kennedy ("Ghost Whisperer") will offer an additional
viewpoint of the parade as the "Man on the Street" as he
reports and interacts with the crowd.
Rodriguez
and Price will anchor from a site along the parade route in Times
Square. The beloved parade is famous for its gigantic
balloons of cartoon character favorites, fantastic floats and lively
marching bands from across the country.
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THE
"LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind
When Running the New York City Marathon"
As
presented by New York City Marathon winner Meb Keflezighi on the
Monday, Nov. 2 broadcast.
10.
"Wow, Staten Island is even more beautiful than I imagined."
9.
"Cool! Mapquest found a route that's only five miles."
8.
"Am I experiencing a runner's high or is it the bus fumes?"
7.
"Is that the finish line or crime scene tape?"
6.
"Why can I run 26 miles in less time than it takes to play a
World Series game?"
5.
"Car!"
4.
"Cramp!"
3.
"Who's that little boy waving at me? Oh, it's Mayor
Bloomberg."
2.
"I forgot to bring the exact change for the Verrazano
Bridge!"
1.
"I really hope that was Gatorade."
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THE
"LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Least Popular Musical
Standards"
As
sung and presented by singer Michael Bublé on the Tuesday, Nov. 3
broadcast.
10.
(To the tune of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"): Somewhere
over the rainbow, way up high Northwest pilots are napping or web
surfing when they fly
9.
(To the tune of "Moondance"): I had trouble fittin'
into my new pants so I returned them to J.Crew.com
8.
(To the tune of "That's Amoré"): When you hear it
explained that the ice caps have waned that's Al Gore
7.
(To the tune of "Ev'rytime We Say Goodbye"): Ev'ry
time I check my 401K I die a little
6.
(To the tune of "Too Darn Hot"): I'm too darn hot, too
darn hot, my temperature is a hundred-and-two, my body aches and my
lips have turned blue, I hallucinate talking kangaroos, missed my flu
swine shot
5.
(To the tune of "Swanee"): Bernie - pension ramer,
Ponzi schemer - you bastard Bernie, you robbed the old and poor and
now you're inmate 61727-054.
4.
(To the tune of "Quando, Quando, Quando"): Obama called you
a jackass, Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye
3.
(To the tune of "S'Wonderful): S'wonderful s'marvelous,
we're almost done with this lame list.
2.
(To the tune of "Stormy Weather"): Don't know why
claimed his son was in the sky, insane balloon dad
1.
(To the tune of "For Once in My Life"): For $37.95
this was mine, you can't take it, I feel more alive when I'm wearing
my Slanket, I don't need nothin' else now that I've got a blanket with
sleeves
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