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NBC UNIVERSAL STARS STRUT THEIR STUFF AND PUT THEIR REPUTATIONS ON THE RUNWAY FOR THE 'MACY'S PASSPORT CELEBRITY CATWALK CHALLENGE' SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11 NBC will air the "Macy's Passport Celebrity Catwalk Challenge," a one-hour special hosted by Tori Spelling (Oxygen's "Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood") on Saturday, October 11 (8-9 p.m. ET). (Read More)

ABC.COM ADDS NEW DIGITAL CONTENT FEATURES FOR FALL SEASON Starting today, ABC.com begins rolling out a wide array of new interactive digital features for many of ABC's most popular primetime series, including "Dancing with the Stars," "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "Ugly Betty". (Read More)

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER OLYMPIA DUKAKIS TO GUEST STAR ON THE CBS COMEDY "WORST WEEK" Academy Award-winning actress Olympia Dukakis will guest star on WORST WEEK on the CBS Television Network. Dukakis will star as Melanie's paternal grandmother, June Clayton, in an episode titled "The Ring". (Read More)

31 STARS FROM ABC DAYTIME TO APPEAR AT "ABC-SOAPnet SUPER SOAP WEEKEND" Eden Riegel ("All My Children"), Kassie DePaiva ("One life to Live") and Bradford Anderson ("General Hospital") are among the talent completing the list of 31 stars from ABC Daytime to appear at the "ABC-SOAPnet Super Soap Weekend" on November 15-16. (Read More)

CBS RECORDS RECORDING ARTIST WILL DAILEY TO MAKE HIS DAYTIME DEBUT ON "AS THE WORLD TURNS" ON CBS TELEVISION            CBS Records recording artist Will Dailey will perform his hit singles "Boom Boom" and "Rise" his most recent album Back Flipping Forward, on AS THE WORLD TURNS, Friday, Oct. 3 (check local listings) on the CBS Television Network.    (Read More)

CBS STIRS UP NEW SEASON VIEWERS WITH A GRANDE WI-FI PROMOTION AT THOUSANDS OF STARBUCKS LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY            In a first-of-its-kind promotion for a broadcast network, CBS is targeting Wi-Fi users at thousands of Starbucks locations throughout the country with exposure on the AT&T Wi-Fi page.    (Read More)

FIRST ROUND OF PERFORMERS ANNOUNCED FOR "THE 42nd ANNUAL CMA AWARDS"            Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Miranda Lambert, George Strait, Sugarland, Taylor Swift and Keith Urban to Perform on "Country Music's Biggest Night" The star-packed lineup for "The 42nd Annual CMA Awards"    (Read More)

NBC NEWS' ICUE NAMED BEST NEWS SITE OF 2008             NBC News' iCue (www.icue.com), a free, online collaborative learning environment for students and lifelong learners ages 13 and up, won the 2008 WebAward for the Best News site.       (Read More)

UMA THURMAN, JESSE L. MARTIN, NATHAN LANE, JANE KRAKOWSKI, PETRA NEMCOVA, PAUL WILLIAMS AND MICHAEL BLOOMBERG JOIN THE ALL-STAR CAST OF NBC'S HOLIDAY SPECIAL 'A MUPPETS CHRISTMAS: LETTERS TO SANTA'            Uma Thurman ("Kill Bill"), Jane Krakowski ("30 Rock"), Nathan Lane ("The Producers"), Jesse L. Martin ("Law & Order"), Petra Nemcova ("A Model Life") Paul Williams ("Georgia Rule") and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg have joined the all-star cast of NBC's upcoming holiday special "A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa" airing Wednesday, December 17 (8-9 p.m. ET).       (Read More)

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND TO PERFORM DURING BRIDGESTONE SUPER BOWL XLIII HALFTIME SHOW ON NBC            BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND will perform in the BRIDGESTONE SUPER BOWL XLIII HALFTIME SHOW on NBC at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa on Sunday, February 1, the NFL and NBC announced during halftime of the September 28th edition of "Sunday Night Football".       (Read More)

CBS Sports has announced its college football doubleheader games for Saturday, Oct. 11             Televised match-ups       (Read More)

NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' PREPARES A PACKED OCTOBER             After dominating headlines and ratings with its early launch in mid-September, NBC's "Saturday Night Live" shows no signs of slowing with six live broadcasts slated for the month of October (three live Saturday "SNL's" and three live primetime Update specials).       (Read More)

"THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" LISTINGS       (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"       (Read More)

LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'       (Read More)

UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"       (Read More)

QUOTABLES FROM 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH AMY POEHLER & SETH MEYERS' SEPTEMBER 27, 2008.       (Read More)

QUOTABLES FROM NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'       (Read More)

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Features of the Rejected $700 Billion Bailout       (Read More)

NBC UNIVERSAL STARS STRUT THEIR STUFF AND PUT THEIR REPUTATIONS ON THE RUNWAY FOR THE 'MACY'S PASSPORT CELEBRITY CATWALK CHALLENGE' SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11

Burbank, Ca., September 25th, 2008.            NBC will air the "Macy's Passport Celebrity Catwalk Challenge," a one-hour special hosted by Tori Spelling (Oxygen's "Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood") on Saturday, October 11 (8-9 p.m. ET). The special, inspired by Macy's signature Passport fashion show and in honor of the retailer's 150th birthday, will showcase the rigorous runway training of NBC Universal celebrities Jerry Springer ("America's Got Talent"), Bob Harper ("The Biggest Loser"), Jack Coleman ("Heroes"), Nancy O'Dell ("Access Hollywood"), Kate Flannery ("The Office") and Leyla Milani ("Deal or No Deal" model) as they put their reputations on the line to become Macy's Passport models.

Also in the special will be musical performances by The Pussycat Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Ne-Yo and Jabbawockeez.

The NBC Universal stars will go through rigorous schooling in the quest to become runway models. Their adventures while preparing with New York Model Management Agency Director Cory Bautista, judge of the Bravo series "Make Me A Supermodel," will all be documented on camera and their struggles and triumphs will be showcased in the special. All of the preparation will lead up to the moment they put everything on the line -- their "catwalk professional debut" at the finale of the 2008 Macy's Passport event in Los Angeles.

The special, which also integrates behind-the-scenes footage from the actual 2008 Macy's Passport fashion show, will also air October 12 on USA (1-2 a.m. ET) and Bravo (5-6 p.m. ET), as well as October 13 on Oxygen (8-9 p.m. ET). Special coverage of the event other behind-the-scenes moments will also air during the October 11th episode of Telemundo's "Nitido".

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ABC.COM ADDS NEW DIGITAL CONTENT FEATURES FOR FALL SEASON

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            Starting today, ABC.com begins rolling out a wide array of new interactive digital features for many of ABC's most popular primetime series, including "Dancing with the Stars," "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "Ugly Betty." Site highlights include:

* Wisteria Lane Virtual Tour: Sponsored by Lexus, this interactive tour of the "Desperate Housewives" set allows fans to get an up-close peek into the homes of their favorite Wisteria Lane residents. Fans will be able to click on hot spots found throughout the houses, zooming in on certain features and objects to find details about the series' characters and storylines, as well as information about Lexus vehicles featured on the show.

* Design a Dance Contest: This feature combines user-generated submissions and weekly polls to allow "Dancing with the Stars" fans to contribute to a special on-air dance segment based on viewer-selected elements including the dancing couple, style of dance, music and costumes.

* Mode Magazine Online: An online version of Mode Magazine (from "Ugly Betty") that is updated with new content each week.

* Dr. Sydney Heron's "Healing with Love" blog: Using submissions of the viewers of "Grey's Anatomy," this blog features "tongue-in-cheek" advice and self-help strategies from the Seattle Grace resident

* "Life on Mars" Interactive Poll: Fans place themselves in Detective Sam Tyler's shoes when they're confronted with a series of situations that test how well they would fare living in 1973 versus 2008.

* "Life on Mars" 1973 Computer Electronic Game: Fans play a vintage computer game that features segments containing trivia and factoids about the year 1973.

* "How Well Do You Know Me? Quiz": Viewers of "Opportunity Knocks" have the opportunity to find out how well their friends, family and co-workers really know them - by challenging them to answer ten simple questions about their habits, likes and dislikes. Users can see which family members, friends and co-workers know them best on their personal leader board, and can compete to have the highest ranking on the ABC leader board by having the most people take the challenge.

* Personality Quizzes: Fans can learn which characters from their favorite shows they're most like through a variety of quizzes. Shows include "Brothers & Sisters," "Desperate Housewives," "Dirty Sexy Money," "Grey's Anatomy," "Private Practice," "Samantha Who?" and "Ugly Betty."

The site offers a multitude of other features, including games, trivia, message boards and a library of over 2,000 pieces of short-form content related to ABC's popular primetime lineup. ABC.com is also home to a new "Ugly Betty" webisode series, "Mode After Hours." The webisode series features Marc (Michael Urie) and Amanda (Becki Newton) in different adventures at the Mode office after the work day is done and everyone has left. Original webisode series are also planned for "Brothers & Sisters" and "Scrubs."

Last week ABC.com unveiled a new, updated version of the award-winning ABC.com full episode player. The new full episode player features a completely redesigned user interface and incorporates several enhancements for user customization, interactivity and improved viewing capabilities, including true full screen viewing; content sharing tools providing users the ability to send and share video links from full episodes with others through email or by embedding links on other websites, blogs and social networks; content recommendation functions; closed captioning and parental ratings information. A new short-form video player, which allows users to embed videos throughout the web, including their own blogs and third-party social networking sites, was also introduced.

As the online home of the ABC Television Network, ABC.com is dedicated to providing users with innovative ways to experience their favorite shows. Featuring the Emmy & Webby Award-winning ABC full episode player, the site offers the viewers of ABC's hit series everything from games, blogs, community forums, photos and downloadables to the ABC Store, which provides fans access to a wide variety of unique ABC-related merchandise. ABC.com is available anytime, anywhere on mobile devices at m.abc.com.

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ACADEMY AWARD WINNER OLYMPIA DUKAKIS TO GUEST STAR ON THE CBS COMEDY "WORST WEEK"

Los Angeles, Ca., September 29th, 2008.            Academy Award-winning actress Olympia Dukakis will guest star on WORST WEEK on the CBS Television Network. Dukakis will star as Melanie's paternal grandmother, June Clayton, in an episode titled "The Ring." In the episode she gives Melanie and Sam her grandparents' wedding rings for their own nuptials. Sam loses them and goes to great lengths to attempt to get them back before anyone finds out. This episode will air later this season.

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31 STARS FROM ABC DAYTIME TO APPEAR AT "ABC-SOAPnet SUPER SOAP WEEKEND"

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            Eden Riegel ("All My Children"), Kassie DePaiva ("One life to Live") and Bradford Anderson ("General Hospital") are among the talent completing the list of 31 stars from ABC Daytime to appear at the "ABC-SOAPnet Super Soap Weekend" on November 15-16. As previously announced, "All My Children's" Cameron Mathison will headline the event at Disney's Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, FL.

Completing the list from "All My Children" are Rebecca Budig, Bobbie Eakes, Melissa Claire Egan, Ricky Paull Goldin, Thorsten Kaye, Alicia Minshew, Aiden Turner and Darnell Williams. The talent from "One Life to Live" includes Kristen Alderson, Brandon Buddy, Michael Easton, Farah Fath, Susan Haskell, John-Paul Lavoisier, Erika Slezak, Jason Tam, Brittany Underwood and Bree Williamson. Completing the list, from "General Hospital," will be Brandon Barash, Julie Berman, Tyler Christopher, Jason Cook, Rebecca Herbst, Kelly Monaco, Kirsten Storms, Jason Thompson and Laura Wright. "All My Children's" Susan Lucci is currently competing on ABC's hit show "Dancing with the Stars." At this time, her participation in the event is pending her "Dancing with the Stars" schedule.

As previously announced, this year will mark the last "Super Soap Weekend" in Orlando, as the ABC's Daytime Division embarks on the 2009 "Soap Nation Tour," a collection of nationwide events designed for interaction with fans on a year-round basis, offering greater access to stars in more cities, more often. The final Walt Disney World weekend will be dedicated to the fans with special retrospectives and exclusive productions, including special trivia and commemorative clip packages honoring the 45th anniversary of "General Hospital," the 40th anniversary of "One Life to Live," "All My Children's" 10,000th episode and past "Super Soap Weekends." "Super Soap Weekend" will become more interactive than ever with the introduction of new mobile programs and text trivia. A special musical number will be developed for Colgate Total Street Jam that honors the final event as well.

Throughout the weekend, fans will have the opportunity to meet favorite stars from "All My Children," "One Life to Live" and "General Hospital." Festivities include celebrity motorcades, autograph sessions, game shows, interviews and the chance to purchase one-of-a-kind memorabilia from each of the shows. The Colgate Total Street Jam will close the event each day with live musical performances by some favorite Daytime stars.

The Colgate Total sponsorship includes a national sweepstakes, awarding a trip for four to the 13th annual "ABC-SOAPnet Super Soap Weekend." Sweepstakes is live now and runs through October 5, 2008 at 11:59 p.m., ET. Go to abc.com/theview for details and official rules. For additional information on Colgate's products, go to www.colgate.com.

"ABC-SOAPnet Super Soap Weekend" is included with theme park admission to Disney's Hollywood Studios - where guests of all ages are caught up in the glitz, glamour and excitement of show business. For future updates and more information about "ABC-SOAPnet Super Soap Weekend," guests may call the Super Soap Hotline recording at (407) 397-6808, or visit the ABC Daytime web site at soapnet.com.

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CBS RECORDS RECORDING ARTIST WILL DAILEY TO MAKE HIS DAYTIME DEBUT ON "AS THE WORLD TURNS" ON CBS TELEVISION

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            CBS Records recording artist Will Dailey will perform his hit singles "Boom Boom" and "Rise" his most recent album Back Flipping Forward, on AS THE WORLD TURNS, Friday, Oct. 3 (check local listings) on the CBS Television Network. Dailey will play himself in scenes as he performs at Metro for a benefit to save the Snyder farm. There, Dusty (Grayson McCouch) surprises most of Oakdale with his return.

Dailey released his album Back Flipping Forward in 2007. In 2006, he took home a Boston Music Award for Best Male Singer/Songwriter.

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CBS STIRS UP NEW SEASON VIEWERS WITH A GRANDE WI-FI PROMOTION AT THOUSANDS OF STARBUCKS LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            In a first-of-its-kind promotion for a broadcast network, CBS is targeting Wi-Fi users at thousands of Starbucks locations throughout the country with exposure on the AT&T Wi-Fi page.

For two weeks, Starbucks patrons will see an ad for CBS's new Monday night comedy series WORST WEEK when they connect on their personal computers using the AT&T Wi-Fi login page.   The ad depicts stars Kyle Bornheimer and Erinn Hayes with the copy: WORST WEEK Good Guy. Bad Luck.

"Using wireless internet access at Starbucks is becoming as commonplace as hearing folks order their favorite Starbucks latte," said George Schweitzer, President CBS Marketing Group. "We're thrilled to expose that substantial, and energized, demographic to WORST WEEK". The start date of the Starbucks Wi-Fi promotion corresponded with the Sept. 22 premiere date of the series.

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FIRST ROUND OF PERFORMERS ANNOUNCED FOR "THE 42nd ANNUAL CMA AWARDS"

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Miranda Lambert, George Strait, Sugarland, Taylor Swift and Keith Urban to Perform on "Country Music's Biggest Night" The star-packed lineup for "The 42nd Annual CMA Awards" launches with the announcement today that nominees Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Miranda Lambert, George Strait, Sugarland, Taylor Swift and Keith Urban will perform. "The 42nd Annual CMA Awards" will be broadcast live from the Sommet Center in Nashville, Wednesday, November 12 (8:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

Brooks & Dunn, who have won more CMA Awards than any other artist (19 awards), are nominated this year for Vocal Duo (which they have won a record 14 times) and Album of the Year for Cowboy Town. Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn could each receive an additional trophy for producing their Album with Tony Brown.

Chesney, the reigning Entertainer of the Year (with three total wins in this category), is this year's top-nominated artist. He received seven nominations, including Entertainer; Male Vocalist; Album for "Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates;" Single and Music Video for "Don't Blink" (video directed by Shaun Silva); and two Musical Event of the Year nods (one with Reba McEntire for "Every Other Weekend" and the second with Strait for "Shiftwork"). Chesney could receive two additional trophies for producing his Album and Single with Buddy Cannon.

Jackson has 79 total career CMA nominations, the most of any artist in history. In 2008 he received four nominations: Male Vocalist; Album for "Good Time" (produced by Keith Stegall); and Song and Music Video of the Year for "Good Time," directed by Trey Fanjoy.

Lambert received two nominations with Female Vocalist and Single of the Year (her first nomination in this category) for "Gunpowder and Lead," produced by Frank Liddell and Mike Wrucke.

Country Music Hall of Fame member Strait received five nominations, including Entertainer; Male Vocalist; Album for "Troubadour;" Single for "I Saw God Today" (which also received a Song of the Year nod for its writers Rodney Clawson, Monty Criswell and Wade Kirby); and Musical Event of the Year with Chesney on "Shiftwork." Strait could also receive two additional trophies for producing his Single and Album with Brown.

Sugarland, the reigning Vocal Duo, received five nominations, including Entertainer (their first nomination in this category); Vocal Duo; Musical Event for "Life in a Northern Town" with Little Big Town and Jake Owen; and Single and Music Video for "Stay" (video directed by Silva). Sugarland members Kristian Bush and Jennifer Nettles could each receive a second trophy for producing "Stay" with Byron Gallimore. Nettles also received a solo Song of the Year nomination as songwriter of "Stay."

Reigning Horizon Award winner Swift received her first Female Vocalist of the Year nomination this year.

Urban received two nominations this year, with Entertainer (which he won in 2005) and Male Vocalist of the Year (which he won three consecutive years in 2004-2006). Additional performers and presenters will be announced at a later date.

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NBC NEWS' ICUE NAMED BEST NEWS SITE OF 2008

New York, N.Y., September 24th, 2008.            NBC News' iCue (www.icue.com), a free, online collaborative learning environment for students and lifelong learners ages 13 and up, won the 2008 WebAward for the Best News site. Sponsored by the Web Marketing Association, the WebAwards is the premier annual website awards competition that names the best website in 96 industries, setting the standard for excellence in website development. More than 2,400 sites from 45 countries were judged in this year's competition. Entries were judged on design, copy writing, innovation, content, interactivity, navigation, and use of technology.

"iCue is a great example of how creative technology is setting the precedent in delivering news to young viewers," said Adam Jones, senior vice president of network development for NBC News. "NBC Learn has developed a unique site that engages users in news, while encouraging debate and discussion on current and historic news events."

iCue (which stands for Immerse, Connect, Undertand and Excel) is built on groundbreaking, patented technology of the iCue CueCard – a media player, flash card, note-taking tool, and trading card. The site invites users to "immerse" themselves in hundreds of videos and other resources from the NBC News archives; "connect" with friends and peers through discussion forums or personal networks; deepen their "understanding" of core content through thought-provoking games and online challenges; and "excel" in coursework or personal learning goals while building critical thinking and 21st century communication skills. The NBC News site was designed using research from the MIT Education Arcade, a research group devoted to integrating gaming and peer collaboration into traditional learning activities and environments (http://www.educationarcade.org).

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UMA THURMAN, JESSE L. MARTIN, NATHAN LANE, JANE KRAKOWSKI, PETRA NEMCOVA, PAUL WILLIAMS AND MICHAEL BLOOMBERG JOIN THE ALL-STAR CAST OF NBC'S HOLIDAY SPECIAL 'A MUPPETS CHRISTMAS: LETTERS TO SANTA'

Burbank, Ca., September 25th, 2008.            Uma Thurman ("Kill Bill"), Jane Krakowski ("30 Rock"), Nathan Lane ("The Producers"), Jesse L. Martin ("Law & Order"), Petra Nemcova ("A Model Life") Paul Williams ("Georgia Rule") and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg have joined the all-star cast of NBC's upcoming holiday special "A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa" airing Wednesday, December 17 (8-9 p.m. ET).

They join the previously announced cast members include Whoopi Goldberg ("The View"), Richard Griffiths ("Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"), Tony Sirico ("The Sopranos"), Steve Schirripa ("The Sopranos") and Madison Pettis ("Cory in the House").

In "A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa," the Emmy and Grammy-award winning Muppets deliver an all new one-hour special filled with song and dance, mayhem and heaps of holiday high spirits. On Christmas Eve the Muppets mistakenly avert three letters from making their way to Santa Claus in the North Pole--leaving three Christmas wishes at stake.

Kermit rounds up his fearless friends to get to the North Pole before Santa makes his rounds on Christmas Eve and as usual, nothing—not even Miss Piggy's planned trip to the tropics can stand between the Muppets and a joyful Christmas. In typical Muppets fashion, chaos and humor ensue as they try to find a way to the North Pole, but will they make it in time? The cast in alphabetical order is:

Mayor Bloomberg - himself
Whoopi Goldberg - Cab driver
Richard Griffiths - Santa Claus
Jane Krakowski - Claire's mom
Nathan Lane - Officer Meany
Jesse Martin - Postal worker
Petra Nemcova - Beaker's girlfriend
Madison Pettis - Claire
Steve Schirripa - Mafia guy
Tony Sirico - Mafia guy
Uma Thurman - Joy the ticket clerk
Paul Williams - Elf

In the special, Jesse L. Martin, who plays a postal worker, opens the program with a song and dance number along with the Muppets in the post office as they are waiting in line to mail their Christmas cards. Later on, Jane Krakowski, who plays the Mother to Claire (Madison Pettis), tries to assuage her daughter --who is feeling lonely during the holidays, from befriending the Muppets who happen to live in the same building. Claire is disappointed when Gonzo reveals none of the Muppets will be around during Christmas as they are all going on vacation, leaving Claire alone with her Mother. The Muppets soon realize that the spirit of the holidays is more important than vacation, and they must do all they can to get the three letters to Santa in time for Christmas. They high-tail it in Whoopi Goldberg's taxicab to the airport, where they encounter a friendly ticket agent, Uma Thurman and a bitter airport security guard, played by Nathan Lane. Will they find a flight to reach the North Pole in time or get caught up in last minute security issues? Tune in to find out, and bring the spirit of the holidays into your living room.

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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND TO PERFORM DURING BRIDGESTONE SUPER BOWL XLIII HALFTIME SHOW ON NBC

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND will perform in the BRIDGESTONE SUPER BOWL XLIII HALFTIME SHOW on NBC at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa on Sunday, February 1, the NFL and NBC announced during halftime of the September 28th edition of "Sunday Night Football."

The Super Bowl halftime show is annually the most-watched musical performance. More than 148 million viewers in the U.S. watched last year's show. The Super Bowl and halftime show will be broadcast worldwide in more than 230 countries and territories.

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CBS Sports has announced its college football doubleheader games for Saturday, Oct. 11

New York, N.Y., September 30th, 2008.            Televised match-ups will feature Tennessee at *No. 11-ranked Georgia (3:30-7:00 PM, ET) followed by *No. 3-ranked LSU at *No. 12-ranked Florida (8:00-11:00 PM, ET). Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson will call the LSU-Florida contest, along with reporter Tracy Wolfson. Craig Bolerjack and Steve Beuerlein will call Tennessee-Georgia. COLLEGE FOOTBALL TODAY kicks off the day (3:00 PM, ET) with host Tim Brando, analyst Spencer Tillman and Tony Barnhart of the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

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NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' PREPARES A PACKED OCTOBER

New York, N.Y., September 29th, 2008.            After dominating headlines and ratings with its early launch in mid-September, NBC's "Saturday Night Live" shows no signs of slowing with six live broadcasts slated for the month of October (three live Saturday "SNL's" and three live primetime Update specials).

The traditional SNL Saturday slot will feature some of the hottest names in the business for its three October episodes.

On OCTOBER 4, Anne Hathaway hosts with musical guest The Killers. This is Hathaway's "SNL" debut. Hathaway rose to silver screen stardom with the family film hit "The Princess Diaries" and its successful sequel. She made the seamless transition to more adult roles with the award-winning and critically adored "Brokeback Mountain" opposite Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger. She went on to star opposite Meryl Streep in the blockbuster comedy "The Devil Wears Prada" and opposite Steve Carell in this summer's hit "Get Smart." She will next be seen in Jonathan Demme's "Rachel Getting Married" which is already generating critical praise for her performance. She will also be seen in the drama "Passengers" and the romantic comedy "Bride Wars" (co-written by SNL cast member Casey Wilson).

Joining Hathaway on October 4 is musical guest The Killers. In their third SNL appearance, the band will debut songs from their forthcoming record "Day & Age" which arrives on November 25. This is the Killers' third studio record, following the Grammy-nominated platinum releases 2006's "Sam's Town" and 2004's "Hot Fuss." The lead single from "Day & Age,"-- "Human" -- is already exploding as the No. 1 most-added song on radio.

On OCTOBER 18, SNL welcomes Josh Brolin and musical guest Adele. Brolin is already generating heat for his upcoming portrayal of President George W. Bush in Oliver Stone's eagerly awaited biopic "W." Brolin will also be seen opposite Sean Penn in "Milk." Most recently, Brolin starred in the Coen Brothers' Oscar-winning "No Country For Old Men" (for which Brolin won a SAG Award as part of the Best Ensemble) and in the hit "American Gangster" opposite Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Brolin made his film debut in the enduring blockbuster comedy "The Goonies" and has gone on to star in a wide variety of films including the comedy "Flirting With Disaster" with Ben Stiller, Guillermo del Toro's "Mimic," the "Planet Terror" half of "Grindhouse" as well as the Iraq war drama "In The Valley of Elah."

20 year-old UK soul singing sensation Adele joins Brolin in making her "SNL" debut on the 18th as musical guest. Adele will perform from her critically acclaimed debut record "19." "19" debuted at No. 1 on the UK charts and was short listed for the prestigious annual Mercury Prize. Stateside, Adele is garnering major attention for her "endearing charm and powerhouse pipes" (Washington Post).

Finally, on OCTOBER 25, "SNL" features the award-winning star of the Emmy-winner for Best Drama "Mad Men," Jon Hamm with musical guest Coldplay. Hamm has become a breakout star on the critically lauded cable series "Mad Men" and has received a Golden Globe, for his performance as well as a SAG and Emmy nomination for Best Actor. He will next be seen opposite Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connolly in the upcoming sci-fi remake "The Day The Earth Stood Still." Hamm's previous credits include the indie comedy "Kissing Jessica Stein" "Space Cowboys" and "We Were Soldiers."

Returning to SNL as musical guest is one of the biggest bands in the world – Coldplay. The band will perform from their latest album "Viva La Vida" which, upon its release this summer was the No 1 selling album in 36 countries. In addition to its sales success (breaking iTunes records for downloads and pre-orders), the record is garnering significant critical praise for its "confident majesty" (Entertainment Weekly) and its balance of experimentation and mass appeal, prompting the UK music magazine Q to call it "an emphatic success."

In addition to the star studded Saturdays, "SNL" is ready for primetime with "Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday" -- three LIVE primetime half-hours beginning October 9 at 9:30pm ET. These primetime special editions will be anchored by the show's signature "Weekend Update." This marks a return to the NBC Thursday night lineup for "SNL," which produced similar live "Update"-centered broadcasts in 2001.

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"THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" LISTINGS

Los Angeles, Ca., September 30th, 2008.

Thursday, October 2 – Guests include Dennis Miller, Boo Weekley and musical guests Jack's Mannequin

Friday, October 3 – Guests include Molly Shannon, Warren Sapp and musical guest T.I.

Monday, October 6 – Guests include Gerard Butler and musical guest Katy Perry

Tuesday, October 7 – Guests include Jenna Fischer, Jim Norton and musical guest James Taylor

Wednesday, October 8 – Guests include Dana Carvey and musical guest Marc Broussard

Thursday, October 9 – Guests include Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Maddow and Rachel Yamagata

Friday, October 10 – Guests include Terry Bradshaw and musical guest Jackson Browne

Monday, October 13 – Guests include Selma Blair, Katt Williams and musical guest Amy Lee

Tuesday, October 14 – Guests include Dakota Fanning, Chris Meloni and musical guests Kings of Leon

Wednesday, October 15 – Guests include Queen Latifah, Zac Effron and musical guest Kenny Chesney

Thursday, October 16 – Guests include Colin Farrell and musical guests Lenka

Friday, October 17 – Guests include Daniel Craig and musical guests Black Kids

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE "LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN"

New York, N.Y., September 30th, 2008.

Thursday, Oct. 2                                  Actress Calista Flockhart; actor/comedian Bill Hader; musical guest Lucinda Williams.

Friday, Oct. 3                                   News anchor Brian Williams; Actor Tim Robbins.

Monday, Oct. 6                                    Actor Russell Crowe; author Sarah Vowel; musical guests The Pretenders

Tuesday, Oct. 7                                Actress Debra Messing; Founder and Director of Aliança da Terra John Carter

Wednesday, Oct. 8                              Actor Dennis Quaid; actress Sarah Chalke; musical guests Buddy Guy

Thursday, Oct. 9                                  Actor Bill Murray; musical guest Beck

Friday, Oct. 10                                     Actor Jeremy Piven; actress Elizabeth Banks; musical guest Lou Reed

Monday, Oct. 13                                  Actress/comedienne Sarah Silverman; The Teutuls ("American Chopper"); musical guests Ra Ra Riot

Tuesday, Oct. 14                              Actor Josh Brolin; musical guests Blues Traveler

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LISTINGS FOR 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'

New York, N.Y., September 26th, 2008.

Friday, September 26 – Show 2646 – Guests include Brooke Shields (NBC's "Lipstick Jungle"), Robert Reich, and musical guest Amos Lee

Monday, September 29 – Show 2647 – Guests include Bill Maher, Simon Pegg, and musical guest The Watson Twins

Tuesday, September 30 – Show 2648 – Guests include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, and comedian Nate Bargatze

Wednesday, October 1 – Show 2649 – Guests include Robin Wright-Penn and Louis CK

Thursday, October 2 – Show 2650 – Guests include Tom Arnold and musical guest Ben Folds

Friday, October 3 – Show 2651 – Guests include Greg Kinnear and musical guest Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Monday, October 6 – Show 2652 – Guests include Felicity Huffman and musical guest Jenny Lewis

Tuesday, October 7 – Show 2653 – Guests include Russell Crowe, Alicia Keys, and musical guest Death Cab For Cutie

Wednesday, October 8 – Show 2654 – Guests include Molly Shannon, Jason Ritter, and Noah McCullough

Thursday, October 9 – Show 2655 - Guests include musical guest Sarah McLachlan

Friday, October 10 – Show 2656 – Guests include Nigella Lawson and musical guest Dead Confederates

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UPCOMING GUESTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW with CRAIG FERGUSON"

New York, N.Y., September 30th, 2008.

Thursday, Oct. 2                  Actress Lauren Graham; "Driving for Donors" creator Patrick Pedraja; music by Michael Franti & Spearhead

Friday, Oct. 3                           Comedian Margaret Cho; performance and talk with Randy Newman

Monday, Oct. 6                    Actor Seth Green; music by Jim Bianco

Tuesday, Oct. 7                    Producer/Director Barry Sonnenfeld; actress Sarah Shahi

Wednesday, Oct. 8               Talk and performance with Natasha Bedingfield; Rufus Sewell; comedic sketch with actress Marg Helgenberger from the CBS drama series "CSI"

Thursday, Oct. 9                  Actor Russell Crowe; author Nick Hornby

Friday, Oct. 10                     Little Britain; music by Tom Morello

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QUOTABLES FROM 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH AMY POEHLER & SETH MEYERS' SEPTEMBER 27, 2008.

"WEEKEND UPDATE" CO-ANCHOR AMY POEHLER: "To discuss the Wall Street bailout plan, President Bush on Thursday convened an historic summit that included John McCain, Barack Obama, and senior members of Congress. Afterward, their efforts were commemorated with this banner. [A 'photo' of McCain, Bush and Obama with the banner "Nothing Accomplished" hanging behind them]

POEHLER: "Critics of the bailout plan say it will save Wall Street, while it will do virtually nothing to help out Main Street. And as always, you're on your own, Martin Luther King Boulevard."

"WEEKEND UPDATE" CO-ANCHOR SETH MEYERS: "Treasury secretary Henry Paulson said that the proposed bailout plan will cost taxpayers $700 billion dollars. To give you an idea of how much money that is, I can't give you an idea of how much money that is."

MEYERS: "The first presidential debate took place last night, and earlier in the week Barack Obama said he would be at the debate whether John McCain showed up or not. Marking the first time in history that a black man was more eager to go to Mississippi than a white one."

POEHLER: "Police in West Virginia charged a man with one count of battery after he passed gas at one of the officers. Meaning the Supreme Court may have to revisit the landmark case of 'Smelt It v. Dealt It.'"

MEYERS: "As the election approaches, both candidates have been relying more and more on the support of their party leaders. Here to comment on the race is one such leader — the 42nd president of the United States, Bill Clinton."

DARRELL HAMMOND AS PRES. BILL CLINTON: "Thank you Seth. Thank you Amy. And most especially, thank you [musical guest] Duffy. I'm here tonight because our nation is in the midst of a great crisis. People ask me, who can propel America out of this economic freefall and put us back on track? And I tell them; Barack Obama is the ONLY democratic nominee for president."

MEYERS: "That doesn't exactly sound like a ringing endorsement."

HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "I don't think I could be any more clear. I belong to the Democratic Party. Barack Obama is also in the Democratic Party. And I am not a party wrecker. I love parties. A lot of times I'll show up at a party, and people will say, 'Man, this party was beat till you got here.' Just yesterday I asked somebody, 'hey, do you party?' So you can see where my support lies.

MEYERS: "So you support Barack Obama for President of the United States."

HAMMOND AS CLINTON:(laughing) "Let me just lay it out. I support Barack Obama … is something I've heard from people all over this country. Look, what this country needs is change. Come January, we cannot have the same President."

MEYERS: "Well of course we can't have the same president. It would be a change whether it's Obama or McCain."

HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "Hey, that's true. I didn't even think about that. That is a great point. John McCain would also be a change. But look, I'm not here to bash John McCain."

MEYERS: "Well, you haven't been."

HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "That's right. I'm not gonna trash John McCain just 'cause he's a Republican or a war hero or a great friend who is hilarious and cool. I for one respect those things. Still, there are many things we disagree on. For instance, Senator McCain likes the show 'CSI.' Whereas I love 'Californication.'"

MEYERS: "Well there might be qualities about John McCain that you respect. But do you honestly believe that Governor Sarah Palin is prepared to be vice-president?"

HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "Look, sometimes women will be uncomfortable doing something at first. But I have found, with enough persuasion, they will come around."

MEYERS: "I'm sorry, I'm still confused. It almost sounds like you're endorsing the McCain-Palin ticket."

HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "Seth, I'll say it one last time. There is only one man for this job."

(A PAUSE)

MEYERS: "And...?"
HAMMOND AS CLINTON: "And watch 'Californication.' The sex scenes are so real that the guy had to sex rehab."

MEYERS: President Bill Clinton, everyone.

POEHLER: "A farmer in Ohio has carved a corn maze in his field in the likeness of Sarah Palin. The way it works is you enter the maze, and then suddenly realize you're in way over your head."

MEYERS: "Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Mink… cuz they're not gonna use breast milk."

MEYERS: "Nearly 300 tow trucks participated Sunday in a parade through New York in an attempt to break a record. The record? Least gay parade."

POEHLER: "A Japanese artist is creating "Tree Huts" in New York's Madison Square Park, which resemble children's tree houses, and are meant for thinking, dreaming and remembering. But will be used for sleeping, urinating and masturbating."

MEYERS: "Sunday's 60th Primetime Emmy Awards were hosted by the five reality show nominees in an apparent attempt to make us hate television."

MEYERS: "Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's name has happened to construction workers?"

MEYERS: "A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time police arrived, the man had been Super Poked beyond recognition."

POEHLER: "Scientists reported this week that a newly discovered chicken-sized dinosaur that lived in North America survived by eating termites. The scientists arrived at this conclusion using a technique they call 'guessing.'"

POEHLER: "A man in New York State pleaded guilty to public lewdness this week after he took his pants off before going into a doughnut shop. The man said he only did it so he could carry more donuts."

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QUOTABLES FROM NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN'

SEPTEMBER 22 – SEPTEMBER 26, 2008.

"The past several days President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street bailout and today a reporter asked him what he planned to do about AIG. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does everyone always spell in front of me.'"

"Yesterday at a big campaign rally, Sarah Palin drew a crowd of 60,000 people. After hearing about it, Joe Biden got new glasses and a boob job."

"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently said that in the 1970s he smoked marijuana. Apparently Arnold got so stoned that you could understand every word he was saying."

"The country of Cuba says that Russia is going to help them develop a space program. And then they're going to help Cuba develop a radio."

"Last night the final game was played at Old Yankee Stadium, and they're going tear it down and replace it with a new billion-dollar Yankee Stadium. The Yankees will pay for the new billion-dollar stadium by selling four beers."

"Good news - Paris Hilton's spokesperson says that despite recent reports Paris' two chihuahuas were not eaten by a coyote. The bad news: neither was Paris Hilton."

"In Florida, a judge has ruled that a law that bans low-hanging pants is unconstitutional. When asked why, the judge said: 'In Florida – everything sags below the waist.'"

"George Michael apologized to his fans today because he was recently arrested in a public men's room with crack cocaine. George Michael said, 'I shouldn't have been doing drugs in the men's room I should have been having anonymous gay sex.'"

"Angelina Jolie said in a recent interview that she never learned how to cook. Jolie said, 'If I'm in the mood for a little Chinese, I adopt one.'"

"The first presidential debate is this Friday. Sources from Barack Obama's campaign say that during the debate Obama is going to try to get John McCain to lose his temper. Obama plans to do this by constantly repeating the phrase 'Matlock is gay.'"

"Sarah Palin was at the United Nations today. Earlier today, Governor Sarah Palin held a meeting with several leaders from other countries to showcase her foreign policy expertise. Experts say the meeting took 90 seconds."

"Yesterday, the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, challenged John McCain to a debate. McCain says that if he wanted to be attacked by an extremist in an unfair environment he'd appear on MSNBC."

"In a speech today John McCain said that illegal Irish immigrants in America should be allowed to become citizens. When asked why, McCain said, 'Because my wife's family owns Budweiser.'"

"Magician David Blaine is attempting a new stunt where he hangs upside down for 2 days and 3 nights. If Blaine's stunt attracts a lot media attention then Joe Biden will do the same thing."

"In Oregon, construction workers were forced to complain because a nude female skater kept rollerblading past their construction site. Ladies, I imagine there's nothing more damaging to your self-esteem than a construction worker whistling at you to put your clothes on."

"On Sunday, during the final game at Yankee stadium all the living Yankee heroes were honored but the Yankees went out of their way to NOT mention Joe Torre. Even more insulting, they had a 5-minute tribute to Tori Spelling."

"Speaking of baseball - The Chicago Cubs are denying that they were going to let a 104-year-old man throw out the first pitch of a game this weekend. However, he has been signed as a relief pitcher by the New York Mets."

"A new study from the University of Pennsylvania has found that obesity reduces a man's chance of becoming a father. On the positive side, it found that obese men who do become fathers can help with the breast-feeding."

"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently admitted that he once tried marijuana. Either that or he said, 'I once married an iguana.'"

"Surprise announcement from John McCain - Today, John McCain announced he'd like to postpone Friday's presidential debate. Not because of the economic crisis, it turns out, TV land is airing a 'Golden Girls' marathon."

"Earlier tonight President Bush gave a speech about the Wall Street financial crisis. The title of Bush's speech was 'Two More Months and It Ain't My Problem.'"

"During the speech the President said the country is suffering from a once-in-a-century crisis. Bush said we shouldn't worry though because the once in a century crisis shouldn't happen again for 10-15 years."

"Sarah Palin was in New York City this week, and while she was here her family took the ferry to visit the Statue of Liberty. When she saw the ferry, Palin said, 'Can't we build a bridge to that thing?'"

"John McCain has been trying to look younger on the campaign trail by using a make-up artist named Tifanie who works on 'American Idol.' Tifanie says making John McCain look younger is easy, what's really hard is making Paula Abdul look sober."

"The animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to use breast milk for their ice cream. Ben and Jerry turned down the suggestion but did admit it would make their factory tour much more popular."

"Former 'American Idol' star Clay Aiken admitted in a recent interview that he is gay. Aiken said he was gay in the latest issue of Duh magazine."

"In Oklahoma, a judge who was convicted of using a penis pump while on the bench has been disbarred. However, the judge says he still gets turned on whenever he hears someone say 'All rise!'"

"President Bush has been working hard on the economy - Yesterday, President Bush telephoned both John McCain and Barack Obama to discuss the current financial crisis. The entire conversation consisted of Bush yelling, 'Suckers!' and hanging up."

"To discuss the Wall Street financial crisis, President Bush invited Barack Obama and John McCain to a meeting at the White House this afternoon at 4:00. Or as McCain calls it, 'Just after dinner.'"

"Because of the financial crisis John McCain says he may not appear at the Presidential debate on Friday so Ralph Nader has offered to fill in for him. However, Nader is insisting that McCain work his shift at Kinko's."

"A Florida congressman has sparked a big controversy by saying Sarah Palin doesn't care about Jews or black people. Palin insists that's not true and says Alaska has one of each."

"Cheerleaders at a college in Idaho have been forced to wear less sexy uniforms after complaints that their outfits were too revealing. The complaints were made by a group called 'The People Who Want to Ruin Everything.'"

"Clay Aiken says he revealed he's gay because he wants his baby son to know that it's okay to be gay. Clay said, 'I don't want him to be embarrassed that his dad is gay, I want him to be embarrassed that his dad is Clay Aiken.'"

"This morning, Paris Hilton co-hosted 'The View.' It's the first time ever millions of guys watched 'The View' and said, 'I did her.'"

"President Bush spoke about the Wall Street bailout yesterday and he said, 'If the money isn't loosened up, this sucker could go down.' So if we know nothing else, at least we know that President Bush is writing his own speeches."

"John McCain said he wouldn't attend tonight's presidential debate unless Congress reached a bailout deal, but then McCain reversed his position and decided to take part anyway. McCain says he may drop out again depending on what the first question is."

"During tonight's debate, sources from Barack Obama's campaign say that Obama is going to try to get John McCain to lose his temper. Obama is going to do this by claiming the movie 'Cocoon' was overrated."

"Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is so desperate to get his bailout plan passed that yesterday he got down on his knees in front of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Apparently Paulson wants the plan to pass so badly he also offered to get down on his knees in front of Barney Frank."

"Yesterday, Congressman Tim Murphy of Pennsylvania voiced concern that the bailout plan doesn't protect 'the little guy.' After hearing this, Dennis Kucinich said, 'I'll be fine.'"

"One of the most popular Halloween masks this year is the Sarah Palin mask. But remember this kids – if you dress up as Sarah Palin – you're not allowed to talk to anyone who's dressed up as a reporter."

"People magazine apparently paid Clay Aiken $500,000 for the interview where he admits he's gay. After hearing about it, the CEOs of Lehman Brothers and AIG announced they're also gay."

"In Kentucky, a doctor is being sued because he removed a patient's penis without the man's consent. In his defense, the doctor said: 'I could have sworn he signed the "consent to remove penis" form.'"

"Several of the stars of the hit show 'The Hills' announced that they are joining a campaign to fight global hunger. The program is called 'Douchebags for Africa.'"

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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Features of the Rejected $700 Billion Bailout"

As presented on the Monday, Sept. 29, 2008 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10.       First 500 billion comes from Regis.

9.         If this bailout fails, promise of another $700 billion bailout to bailout the bailout.

8.         To give Americans a break, this week gas is being lowered to 9 bucks a gallon.

7.         For $20 you can bail yourself out with the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available now!

6.         A billion dollars to rebuild the Mets bullpen.

5.         Instead of securities, they're now called "insecurities." Hey, you've been great. Enjoy Richard Lewis.

4.         For some reason, Halliburton gets $500 billion.

3.         No number 3 - economy so bad writer sold computer.

2.         Everything west of the Mississippi will be sold to China.

1.         President Bush must send every American a "Sorry I'm a dumbass" card.

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